Reddit

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Unfortunately, reddit is in read-only mode due to technical difficulties. This is probably because the webmasters are currently stoned.
Reddit is an American social news aggregation, content rating, and discussion website for liberal college students where anyone can (re)post links to things they find on the internet, and then refresh every five seconds in anticipation that their link will quickly become popular, only to get disappointed as their post didn't match up with the hivemind's unwritten moral code. Most content that hasn't been reposted to oblivion probably waits in squalor, only to be reposted several months later by another user to thousands of upvotes. Users that post original content are extremely rare on Reddit, and claimed sightings of OC are usually just stolen from 4chan, while alleged sightings of OC posters have been made, none have been confirmed, and to date 0 OC sightings have been confirmed. Reddit could be considered derivative of Digg, if not for the fact that Digg is basically the MySpace of social news site, and no one gives two fucks about MySpace. Do note that having any radical belief that the hivemind disagrees with (e.g "fapping to pics of molested nine year old girls isn't a violation of the first amendment and is in fact a horrible crime? You freedom hating Republican!") will result in the swift removal of your cherished internet points. >>read more
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I disagree about (insert issue here)
Submitted 8 minutes ago by actuallythinksforthemselves to r/politics
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An important event happened in American politics today, let's have an unbiased, thought-provoking discussion on the state of Americ- JUST KIDDING! DOWN WITH THE FASCIST COMMUNIST NAZI REGIME!
Submitted 1 day ago by ahumbleprole to r/california
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Meanwhile in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch
Submitted 9 hours ago by NotLyrithya10 to r/pics
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I lost 100 pounds!! :) My only motivation for doing so was having the opportunity to post about it on Reddit, because I knew it was guaranteed frontpage material
Submitted 4 hours ago by xXxfloridahottiexXx to r/weightloss
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HOLY FRICK THIS IS ANNOYING
Submitted a millenia ago by Lunarmoon1210 to r/extremelyinfuriating
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Look at this picture of a cat that I stole from my neighbors! He's so cute when he's not trying to claw at my face!
Submitted 3 days ago by TheHymenDestroyer to r/aww
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IAmA famous movie star here to shill out my newest movie to appear relevant with the newest generation of money bags. AMA except about my several illicit affairs.
Submitted 6 hours ago by you_give_me_a_woody to r/IAMA
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HEY LOOK AT ME HARASSING A CHRISTIAN ON FACEBOOK WITH MY CLEVER JOKES! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING ANYTHING TO DAMAGE THE REPUTATION OF ATHEISTS ONLINE!
Submitted 12 mins ago by CarlSagan-Jr-2001 to r/atheism
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America warns allies that Wikileaks is making them look like gun-toting idiots intent on world domination
Submitted 12 minutes ago by CptnObvious12 to r/worldnews
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So Reddit, what type of system do you use for playing vidyagames? Hopefully not consoles you filthy degenerate peasant fuck.
Submitted 1 year ago by GloriousPCGamingMasterRace to r/gaming
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I mentioned Ron Paul in a conversation today. What other things have you done to inspire the future?
Submitted 40 minutes ago by الله‎ to r/circlejerk
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TIKTOK BAD REDDIT GOOD!!!
Submitted 8 hours ago by epicgamer69420 to r/memes
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AITA for killing somebody who stole my pokemon cards?
Submitted 1 day ago by throwaway-3451468 to r/AmItheAsshole
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