Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift is an American singer/song(writer) from Tennessee. A pioneer in the field of singers/song(writer)s, she has become the most successful female singer at the Grammys, like ever I think. The only other notable singer/song that come to mind are Tim McGraw and Taylor Hawkins from Foo Fighters, who has that song about him called "Halo". There's also the song about Layne Staley by Staind but Staley isn't really the songwriter, he has Jerry Cantrell to do that. In short, Taylor is fucking sweet but she really needs to think again if she wanna stay on Spotify. I mean, just read this parody I wrote for her:

TAYLOR SWIFT

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She said the way Neil Young reacts
Put the music bizz to shame that night
I said, "That's a lie".
Just a girl who don't give a fuck
That has a tendency of gettin' stuck
On platforms online
And I was right there beside her the past 10 years
And then the time we woke up to find a new decade nears
But when you play Taylor Swift
I hope you don't use that platform
The one that sounds like Desert Storm
The songs like a chainsaw in our ears
When you hear the white blank
I hope it's not on that Swedish junk
Hope you escaped that Shawshank
And remember your CD's
When you play Taylor Swift
I hope you think of Neil.
2021 was lame
I somehow noticed you weren't there
To see me like that
But in an app inside my phone
Is a playlist that you never heard
From ten summers back.
It's hard not to find it all a little bittersweet
And lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe
When you play Taylor Swift
I hope you don't use that platform
The one that sounds like Desert Storm
The songs like a chainsaw in our ears
When you hear the white blank
I hope it's not on that Swedish junk
Hope you escaped that Shawshank
And remember your CD's
When you play Taylor Swift
I hope you think of Neil.
And I'm back for the first time since then
I'm on that piece of crap
And there's a playlist left on Spotify
And the first thing that you'll pop
Is when you play Taylor Swift
I hope you don't use that platform
Someday you'll turn your system back on
I hope it takes you back to that place
When you hear the white blank
I hope it's not on that Swedish junk
Hope you escaped that Shawshank
And remember your CD's
When you play Taylor Swift
I hope you think of Neil.
Oh, think of Neil
Mmm
She said the way Neil Young reacts
Put the music bizz to shame that night
I said, "That's a lie".

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