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Taylor "Yeehaw" Swift is an American singer/song(writer) from Tennessee. A pioneer in the field of singers/song(writer)s, she has become the most successful female singer at the Grammys, like ever I think. The only other notable singer/song that come to mind are Tim McGraw and Taylor Hawkins from Foo Fighters, who has that song about him called "Halo". There's also the song about Layne Staley by Staind but Staley isn't really the songwriter, he has Jerry Cantrell to do that. In short, Taylor is fucking sweet but she really needs to think again if she wanna stay on Spotify. I mean, just read this parody I wrote for her:

TAYLOR SWIFT

She said the way Neil Young reacts

Put the music bizz to shame that night

I said, "That's a lie".

Just a girl who don't give a fuck

That has a tendency of gettin' stuck

On platforms online

And I was right there beside her the past 10 years

And then the time we woke up to find a new decade nears

But when you play Taylor Swift

I hope you don't use that platform

The one that sounds like Desert Storm

The songs like a chainsaw in our ears

When you hear the white blank

I hope it's not on that Swedish junk

Hope you escaped that Shawshank

And remember your CD's

When you play Taylor Swift

I hope you think of Neil.

2021 was lame

I somehow noticed you weren't there

To see me like that

But in an app inside my phone

Is a playlist that you never heard

From ten summers back.

It's hard not to find it all a little bittersweet

And lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe

When you play Taylor Swift

I hope you don't use that platform

The one that sounds like Desert Storm

The songs like a chainsaw in our ears

When you hear the white blank

I hope it's not on that Swedish junk

Hope you escaped that Shawshank

And remember your CD's

When you play Taylor Swift

I hope you think of Neil.

And I'm back for the first time since then

I'm on that piece of crap

And there's a playlist left on Spotify

And the first thing that you'll pop

Is when you play Taylor Swift

I hope you don't use that platform

Someday you'll turn your system back on

I hope it takes you back to that place

When you hear the white blank

I hope it's not on that Swedish junk

Hope you escaped that Shawshank

And remember your CD's

When you play Taylor Swift

I hope you think of Neil.

Oh, think of Neil

Mmm

She said the way Neil Young reacts

Put the music bizz to shame that night

I said, "That's a lie".