UnTunes:I'm Still Awaiting the One

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The fourth track on Side L of Alected. Performed by Weird Al. Originally by Ofra Haza, from her album Earth (1985).


I'm Still Awaiting the One


Lyrics[edit | edit source]

I'm Still Awaiting the One.gif

I'm still awaiting the one

I dream about seeing Sermon on the 'Mount.

still awaiting the one

I would watch it, but unfortunately, it's gone.

I'm still awaiting the one

For it to shine down like the Sun

To bring me laughter and some fun

For the one

That exposes Donald Trump's weenie and buns.


I still await, I won't run

I'm always clinging to the dream, like a nun.

still awaiting the one

That assures me that ignorance hasn't won.

I still await, I won't run

Even if time sinks its fangs in,

Still I believe it ain't no sin

For the one

That ensures me that the season has begun.


Chorus:

If there is heartbeat, if there is heartbeat

If there is heartbeat in the world, then tonight I will take it

If there is heartbeat, if there is heartbeat

I will wait for it until I meet dick and tits.


I'm still awaiting the one

A tiny dick is standing stiff like a gun.

Still awaiting the one

That would shame the orange president a ton.

I still await, I won't run

I'll write an UnTunes every year

Aroused for the season premiere

For the one

That is straight and true and faithful, like no one.


Chorus:

If there is heartbeat...


I'm still awaiting the one

I dream about seeing Sermon on the 'Mount.

Still Awaiting the One

I would watch it, but unfortunately, it's gone.

I'm still awaiting the one

For it to shine down like the Sun

To bring me laughter and some fun

For the one

That exposes Donald Trump's weenie and buns.

Credits[edit | edit source]

Translation by Kakun

Piano by Keren Peles