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Friday, July 26, 2025

The third track on Side L of Alected. Performed by Sheryl Crow & Weird Al. Originally by an Israeli supergroup called Gazoz, which is soda in Hebrew.


Pretty Words


Lyrics[edit | edit source]

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The thermometer burns

And my tide never turns

The same old president

Is causing me to bend

He called the other night

That pedophile

More pretty words that don't mean F


They told me to watch out

From what he talks about

But he just grabbed again

Me by the pussy, man

I recognized the style

Jeffrey Epstein

More pretty words that don't mean F


Chorus:

"What if his tie's red & long?"

Don't mean that he ain't wrong.

"And what if he's a billionaire?"

Doesn't mean he has to glare.


I heard so many talks

From Kanye West and Fox,

I felt like such a herd

When I heard "Black Skinhead"

When he begins to Heil

He hides behind

More pretty words that don't mean F


Chorus:

"What if he's a Liberal?"

Sure he ain't traditional.

"And what if he bombs Taylor Swift?"

We will set the Don adrift.


The thermometer burns

And my tide never turns

The same old president

Is causing me to bend

He called the other night

That pedophile

More pretty words that don't mean F

A cuss word that's making me deaf

He is more Liberal than Chef

Credits[edit | edit source]

Translation by Kakun