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"Partyy Like Zelenskyy" is the winning song of Eurovision Song Contest 2022, performed by Britpop singer-songwriter Robbie Williams representing Ukraine. Williams considers the song a continuation to his latest hit, "Party Like a Russian" from six years ago, which became rather useless since it has become too fucking hard to listen to it, since the burst of the horrible 2022 Russian Invasion into the Ukraine. "Party Like a Russian" deals with filthy rich Russian oligarchs who are spending Mother Russia's money in order to build fancy space stations. But as mentioned, the song has become totally useless since Vladimir Putin, who is not referenced in the song at all, has decided to go full Stalin (who isn't mentioned in the song at all, either) and use Ukraine to show the world that Mother Russia is exactly like the USSR.

"Partyy Like Zelenskyy" has won the Eurovision Song Contest in Turin, Italy in 2022 when it became rather obvious that no country would dare to award Ukraine less than 12 points. Since then, all the other participating songs have become deprecated. Which would've happened anyway, since they all had to go against Robbie.

The song is currently featured in "Weird Al" Yankovic's upcoming fake album, Alected, and on the official Eurovision 2022 soundtrack, where it's called "SPACE MAN" for some reason.

"Partyy Like Zelenskyy" Lyrycs [syyc]

Яobyy Wylyams

It takes a certain kind of man with a certain reputation
To alleviate the life from a whole entire nation
Take my lousy army and start an occupation
(Just because you can, man)
Ain't no refutin' or disputin' I'm a new Volodyputyn
Subcontract disputes to some brutes in Louboutyn
Act highfalootyn' while my boys put the boot yn
(They do the can-can)

Pajalsta! ^[1]

Partyy like Zelenskyy
Vyva la Resenskyy ^[2]
Make a Story and be pesky, oh
Put yt all on Ynstagram
Partyy like Zelenskyy
Possession of the key
Partyy like Zelenskyy, oh
Put thys shyt on TykTok, too

I got Stolyy and Bollyy and Mollyy, so I'm jollyy
And I'm always off my trolleyy, so I never say sorryy
There's a dollyy, in a dollyy, in a dollyy, inside a dollyyyyyy
(Hello, Dollyyy)
I put a tank inside a town, inside a land, inside a world
It takes half of fucking Europe just to keep my shit afloat
And I never ever smile unless there's something to promote
I just won't emote

Pajalsta!

Partyy like Zelenskyy
Vyva la Resenskyy
Make a Story and be pesky, oh
We've got Uncyc, we've got Gram
Partyy like Zelenskyy
Stay home and jet skyy
Partyy like Zelenskyy, oh
Put thys shyt on TykTok too

WW3, WWZ, BRAD PYYT, THAT'S ME
We're Ukrainians, we're everywhere
There's revolution in the air!
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh

Partyy like Zelenskyy
Vyva la Resenskyy
Make a Story and be pesky, oh
Put yt all on Ynstagram
Partyy like Zelenskyy
Possession of the key
Partyy like Zelenskyy, oh
Put thys shyt on TykTok, too.

Notes

1. ^  You're welcome!
2. ^  Long Live the Resistance

See also

• UnNews:Björk farts for the first time in 7 years, wins Eurovision Song Contest
• Dyrtyy
• UnNews:Boney M and Dschinghis Khan release pro-Ukraine versions of 'Rasputin' and 'Moskau'
• Volodymyr Zelenskyy

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