Russian Invasion

"Weird Al" Yankovic, circa 2014.

The Russian Invasion, more properly known as WWZ or World War WaterZ, is the massive invasion of non-Pink Floyd members into the Western World. These non-Pink Floyd members include mostly Roger Waters, Elvis Costello and Vladimir Putin. Currently an ongoing event, the Russian Invasion started on February 27, 2014, six days after the impeachment of the President of the West, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and the resulting informal disbanding of the British rock band, Cream.

Background

Roger Waters, the most uninteresting musician in the world for about 40 years now, decided to invade the Western World by starting a movement of non-PF members individuals who are all Bat Fuck Insane sociopaths. The gang decided to invade the West when Weird Al became Billboard No.1 and thus automatically lost his status as the President of WW. The Waters Gang, also known as A Rush of Pee to the Head Fellas, or in short, The Russians, decided to take this advantage and try to take Al's place by starting this movement.

These days, the movement is considered a total fail, due to the simple fact that Al is 70 billion times smarter than Waters and Costello combined.

Result

The result of the war is that the Western People are suffering by not getting enough Coldplay shows, and are forced to limit themselves to the likes of Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi again, Alice Cooper, Satyricon, The Rolling Stones, Alice in Chains, Britney Spears, Suede, Anthrax, Jerry Seinfeld and the Eurovision Song Contest.

In addition, a pregnant woman has lost her child during a Roger Waters Facebook post and died of depression 20 minutes later.

The Z

The Z of WWZ is a Russian in-joke. When you want to write the letter Z in Russian, you actually write the digit 3. So like, WWZ is not really World War 3, but rather the movie World War Z with Brad Pitt. This is Russian humor, don't ask me.

“In Soviet Russia, all love needs is YOU!!”

– Volodymyr Zelenskyy

That 90's Country People Mila Kunis • Topher Grace • Sergey Bubka • Foreign Exchange Zombie • Katinka • "Weird Al" Yankovic • Vladimir Putin • Ruslana • Brooke Shields Events The One Where Sergey Falls Off The Water Tower • The One With The Butt • The One With The Boobies Music Green River • Pearl Jam • Alice in Chains • Screaming Trees

Oppressive Russian Stuff

Mother Russia	People – Language – Moscow – Siberia – Russian Ocean – Russian Empire
Soviet Union	Soviet Union (Mathematics) – Ukraine – Belarus – Soviet Britain – Russian America – New USSR – Russian reversal (joke)
Famous Figures	Vyacheslav Molotov – Nikola Šećeroski – Vladimir Putin – Yakov Smirnoff – Fyodor Dostoyevsky – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky – Yogi Berra – Anna Kournikova – Igor Stravinsky – Ayn Rand – t.A.T.u.
Major Events	Russian Revolution – Battle of Kursk – Chernobyl – Яussian Яevolution of 1917 – 2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse – Laika: the first dog in space - American Invasion - Russian Invasion
Climate	Winter – Deepest darkest winter
Shady Organization	Order of the Communist Pear – Soviet Space Program
Russian Culture	Communism – Grammar Communism – Gulag – Molotov cocktail – lɒƨɿɘvɘЯ nɒiƨƨυЯ – Russian double reversal – Cowmunism – Battleship Potemkin
Russian Cuisine	Cabbage – Famine – Vodka – Novichok

  PUVID-22

Whore and Gore to shit your pants to

Genres	Horror film - Scary Movie - Slasher film - Cancer porn - Nunsploitation
Movies	Alien - Alien vs. Predator - Bambi - Cannibal Holocaust - Death Proof - Drag Me to Hell - The Exorcist - Final Destination - Fountainhead Earth - Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle - Freddy v. Jason - Friday the 13th - Ghostbusters - Godzilla vs. Urethra - Hostel - JAWS - Misery - The Phantom of the Opera - Predator - Psycho - Saw - The Shining - Snakes on a Plane - Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Wicker Man
Sagas	American Horror Story - Dexter - Dracula - Frankenstein - Halloween - Saw - Scream - Sex and the City - Stranger Things - The Handmaid's Tale - The Twilight Zone - The X-Files - True Blood - Twin Peaks
Games	9-11: The Video Game - Amnesia: The Dark Descent - The Last of Us - Monster Party - Godzilla - Resident Evil - Silent Hill - Slender - Space Invaders - Yu-Gi-Oh! - Zork
Characters	Dracula - Dr. Frankestein - Michael Jackson - JigSaw - Freddy Krueger - Hannibal Lecter - Old McDonald - Dexter Morgan - Mike Myers - Butters Stotch - Sweeney Todd - Jason Voorhees
Creatures	Cthulhu - Frankenstein Monster - Grue - Ghosts - Jack O'Lantern - Skeletons - Vampires - Xenomorph - Zombies
Creators	David Cronenberg - King Diamond - Stephen King - H. P. Lovecraft - Bela Lugosi - David Lynch - Spike Milligan - Jordan Peele - Edgar Allan Poe - Eli Roth - Goa Tse - Mr. TwatCunt - Ed Wood
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