Russian invasion of Ukraine
| Russian Special Military Operation for the Liberation of the Ukraine Province and the Dumbass People's Republic | |||||
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| Part of World War 3 | |||||
 Russia's current territorial advancement. As expected, after less than a month back in office, President Trump righteously turned America to Russia‘s legitimate side in February 2025, pledging to to secure (via Executive Order 66) Russo-Ukrainian reunification for Russia’s benefit in exchange for 30 pieces of silicon (rare-earth mineral wealth) from the Holy Russian Oligarchy. Excellent - everything is going according to plan. |
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 Russia Dumbass People's Republic Belarus Gulf of America fka United States of America
|  NATO Ukraine  Nazis Illuminati👽 Aliens at the KKK |
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Vladimir the Putin Fukov Dunbas Dr. Phil Norman Lord Stream II ☠ (KIA) Donald Trump Jesus Christ
| Volodymyr Zelenskyy Adolf Hitler Mainstream media
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“This is an escalation.”
“We're going to end up in nuclear war.”
The Special Military Operation, launched by Tsar Vladimir the Putin of Russia on 22 February 2022, is a currently ongoing liberation of Ukraine from Jewish drug-addicted Neo-Nazis that has gone a few years behind schedule due to some minor setbacks.
Background[edit | edit source]
After the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, the evil NATO empire illegally invaded and annexed Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia, right up to the border with Russia, despite George H. W. Bush's initial promise of "Read My Lips; No New Members Further East." Just like his promises about taxes, he lied about this too.
The current conflict started in 2014 when Adolf Hitler was deported from Argentina, after being rudely awakened from his eternal slumber to gravediggers digging him up at a cemetery in Buenos Aires after investigators found out he was squatting there without a permit. His plane, which was en-route to Berlin, Germany, was shot down by the Mossad, a notorious Jewish terrorist group based in Israel, making it run off course and crash land in Kyiv, Ukraine. When Hitler arrived in Kyiv, everybody recognized their hero and began cheering. Beautiful Ukrainian women flashed at him and asked him to be their Aryan boyfriend. All Ukrainian men did the salute, shouting "Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!" Upon hearing the good news, US Gestapo agent Victoria Nuland ran outside the United States embassy to go breakdance and give everyone cookies in celebration of the resurrection of the West's lord and savior.
With the backing the CIA and MI6, the Ukrainians, dressed up in their fashionable Stepan Bandera t-shirts, swastika speedos, and Ukrainian flag thongs, launched a bloody coup d'etat against President St. Yanukovych the Perfect.