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Coyote $21,000 in debt PHOENIX, Arizona -- A wild coyote who stumbled through a college campus has been revealed to be $21,000 in debt. But not necessarily for student loans. The animal has spent almost its entire income on faulty products from Acme. Read more... Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live ORLANDO, Florida -- A local man who enjoys making fun of liberals online, whether sincerely or ironically, took his political views and artistry to a whole new level mashing up a scene from Sam Raimi's Spider-Man with what appears to be a CNN-bashing homage to John Carpenter's They Live. Read more... Where will Muse be in fifteen years? HOLLYWOOD -- Muse is a popular band right now, I guess, mostly due to the Twilight movies. But what will become of them in fifteen years? Because we had nothing better to do, UnNews turned to legendary fortune teller Miss Ella to provide that answer. Read more... My Toast Went Missing This just in, my toast went missing. The toast was first recorded missing at 9:30 p.m., when it left my plate for no apparent reason. I looked all over the house to the horror that MY TOAST WENT MISSING! Police were called to investigate to no prevail. They brought in some suspects to help with this crime. Read more... OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-- wait, nevermind EARTH, Space, The Universe -- Oh my god, a giant asteroid is headed for Earth. Scientists are calling it the "City Killer." OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! Before we all perish, I'd just like to say it's been a great 6 billion-year run. I also have a few confessions to make. I have never seen any of The Godfather movies. Read more...		Latest news Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live Coyote $21,000 in debt Where will Muse be in fifteen years? Trump approves of PBS Kids My Toast Went Missing OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-- wait, nevermind Stanley Kubrick's fake moon landing: Fifty years later Empress of Europe interdicts Brexit! PBS Kids debuts disruptive lower third logo Fandom buys rights to Uncyclopedia fork's contributions 'Was Gatsby really great?' asks ninth grader MIB International soundtrack to be replaced NASA finds strange object on Mars Police seize $37 billion cash in Federal Reserve Bank raid Trump denies extraterrestrials are interfering with US elections John Dowd issues statement in Comic Sans NASA proposes sending an Apollo Moon Rock to the Moon Nixon admits 'I am a crook. No wait.' UnNews editorial note (May 30, 2019) Cure lead singer to pay off Class of 2019 student debt
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