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John Kerry comes out as a horse WASHINGTON -- Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry announced Wednesday that he now identifies as a horse. There had been rumors of his equestrian nature going back to his 2004 presidential campaign. Rumors and crackpot conspiracy theories also suggested he was Frankenstein's Monster, Herman Munster or Lurch. "Today I'd like to announce that, yes, I am indeed a horse," Kerry, who has also been a senator and Secretary of State, said in his press release. "I have been transitioning since October." Kerry is 95 percent complete with his transition. Read more... "Donkey Kong told me to": Man robs bananas from supermarket Last Thursday, a man was seen robbing 20 bananas from the American Palm Exceptional Supermarket (APES). He put the bananas in a red bag saying DK and instantly ran out of the supermarket like The Flash drag-racing Superman. Thankfully, the police caught him and arrested him. He was sentenced to 8 years in jail. The man, whose name has not ben released, said that Donkey Kong told him to, “Donkey Kong told me that he wanted 20 bananas”. Read more...		Latest news Paddington 2 declared greatest movie ever made, Citizen Kane now sucks "Kirby ate my Grandma" City invaded by pink thing "Henry Stickmin Completing the Mission!" City attacked by Stickman Tiktok's scientists train users to "scroll down" John Kerry comes out as a horse "Donkey Kong told me to": Man robs bananas from supermarket The Breakfast War Starts Mike Pence turns into a pickle Wake up call Toast seen in face of Jesus It's happening again National dogeday ensues, Dogecoin price is pumping, everyone is rich Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans Amazon to require workers to wear diapers Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift Björk responds to Anti-Asian violence Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup Tornadoes re-destroy south, but this time spread further north. Biden responds to North Korea's "stink" complaints » Older news
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