PHOENIX, Arizona --A wild coyote who stumbled through a college campus has been revealed to be $21,000 in debt. But not necessarily for student loans.
The animal has spent almost its entire income on faulty products from Acme.
HOLLYWOOD --Muse is a popular band right now, I guess, mostly due to the Twilight movies. But what will become of them in fifteen years? Because we had nothing better to do, UnNews turned to legendary fortune teller Miss Ella to provide that answer.
This just in, my toast went missing. The toast was first recorded missing at 9:30 p.m., when it left my plate for no apparent reason. I looked all over the house to the horror that MY TOAST WENT MISSING!Police were called to investigate to no prevail. They brought in some suspects to help with this crime.
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