Starting in March, Turner Classic Movies will showcase offensive films re-contextualized in this super-woke politically correct era of 2021. But how far can they go to contextualize Al Jolson's 1930 flop, The Happy Coon?
LATE 1990S SHOPPING MALL, ANYTOWN, USA -- Due to allegations that are too terrible to name, shock rocker Marilyn Manson has been removed from the lyrics to the 1998 one hit wonder "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals. This follows being dropped by his record label and fired from TV's American Gods and Creepshow.
Your horoscope for today: Some people, like you, think the glass is half full. Others think it’s half empty. What’s important is that we all agree you should wash the glass out and not collect that stuff in the future.
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