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Turner Classic Movies to showcase offensive films Starting in March, Turner Classic Movies will showcase offensive films re-contextualized in this super-woke politically correct era of 2021. But how far can they go to contextualize Al Jolson's 1930 flop, The Happy Coon? Read more... Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- U.S. President-elect Joe Biden’s administration will continue to recognize 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as the 45th President of the United States, Antony Blinken, Biden’s nominee for Secretary of State, said on Tuesday. Read more... Marilyn Manson removed from New Radicals hit LATE 1990S SHOPPING MALL, ANYTOWN, USA -- Due to allegations that are too terrible to name, shock rocker Marilyn Manson has been removed from the lyrics to the 1998 one hit wonder "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals. This follows being dropped by his record label and fired from TV's American Gods and Creepshow. Read more... Trump accidentally acquitted in Senate; GOP: "Whoopsie" CAPITOL HILL, WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Mitch McConnell, the Ninja Turtles' racist uncle, condemned Trump in no uncertain terms. "There is no question that Donald Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the insurrection on January 6." "Senator," President Pro Tempore Patrick Leahy (D-VT) interrupted, "May I remind you that you voted to acquit." "I know," McConnell said. "That's what I'm saying. Mr. Trump is guilty as all sin and needed to be acquitted for his heinous crime of inciting insurrection." Read more...		Latest news Christina Chandler announces her candidacy We sit down with President Biden, and the results will surprise you Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon 8.1 Earthquake strikes New Zealand, everything's fine East Coast warms up but does not realize cold air is gonna come... Let's review the worst 12 months of the year in terms of weather HEAT coming to USA Ted Cruz causes controversy on visit to Cancún 1961 reassessment comes, massive changes Error with Tropical Storm Dujuan (Auring)'s wind speed Toddler learns new word from book FACSINATING DISCORVERYE Northeast getting another blizzard Just another dead doper and a dirtbag dies Marilyn Manson removed from New Radicals hit Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President Winter Storm Uri For once, Long Island is warm as cold air moves farther east South Atlantic hurricanes heating up I-95 exits in Massachusetts changing Sun rising in Longyearbyen for the first time in 4 months » Older news
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