UnNews:Qatar fireworks delivery accident

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Image released by the Qatari minister for أكل الكعكة في آن واح

Doha, 23 June 2025 Senior sources within the Qatari Ministry for أكل الكعكة في آن واحد have confirmed that there were some complications in the transshipment of an Eid present ordered by the Qatartheid regime for their brothers in occupied Palestine at Amazon Iran. Apparently two deliveries of luxury roman candle fireworks caught fire and burnt whilst in transit to the transshipment point in Qatar. The spokesperson confirmed that no chosen people were hurt and no Dhimmis where damaged.
Al Jazeera correspondent Ali Al Pretzel confirmed that the sovereign nation of Qatar had been informed by their fraternal brothers in peace-loving Iran that there may be some issues with the next delivery of fireworks intended as a fraternal gift for the Hamas Eid celebrations. Sabotage by the murderous Zionist colonizers is suspected. In response the highly respected authorities in super well run Qatar, took appropriate action and avoided any inconvenience to the chosen people. The minister of the interior had this to say, "Allah the merciful chose to compel us to halt traffic in Doha for 30 minutes, in his divine wisdom. This has saved at least 3 land cruiser related fatalities. Allah is great and cool and rizz"

A spokesperson for Iran spouted a worldsalad^[1] containing many weasel words, the terms sovereignty and poor quality control. The manager of Amazon Iran has reportedly been fired.
The emir of Qatar, who was found wandering aimlessly in Chelsea in search of an invitation to a posh diner party as he often does during the summer months, when asked for comment, observed that he didn't know who to blame without guidance from his mother.
The prime minister of Qatar could not be reached for comment as he was attending the opening ceremony of the Qatar Airways annual stoning festival in Kabul.