UnNews:Deltarune tomorrow!
Tuesday, June 3, 2025
Fans of the hit indie videogame Deltarune, which is still in development, are rejoicing worldwide as the calendar hits June 4th. It's only a matter of time before the most recent instalments of the game, chapters 3 and 4, are released for the public. This is most likely one of the most anticipated moments in human history, only followed by the release of Silksong and GTA 6, World War III and the end of the world.
"I can't believe it's finally happening", said a thrilled fan to our UnNews reporter; "I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh god! I can't believe it's been like 10 years since I first played Undertale. Man, I feel so old... But now I can finally pick up my Nintendo Switch™, plug it in my TV, and forget all those things that have been bugging me recently. Thank you, Toby Fox! It's a dream come true!"
On the other part, Nintendo executives have shown great enthusiasm in the potential profit from fooling idiot fans who are willing to pay high ammount of prices for only a few hours of content. "Hehehehhehehehehehehehehheh...we can mark this for 9,000 dollars on the Switch 2...", commented the Nintendo CEO, Bowser, during an executive meeting in the office. Nintendo fans have yet to comment about this as they have focused all their attention on Mario Kart World.
Meanwhile, the Steam Shop™ management is making sure that their servers will handle the insane ammount of nostalgia-driven 20-something-years-old, the millenials that still falsesly believe to be preteens, and the kiddies stealing their parents' credit card all entering in their website and clicking the "buy" button as fast as a lighting bolt. On the same note, rule 34 websites are making sure their servers will handle the insane ammount of pornography that will be made out of the new characters as soon as the videogame gets released.
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- Toby "Don't call me Toby "Don't call me Toby "Don't call me Toby "Don't call me FwugRadiation" Fox" Fox" Fox" Fox "Oh boy, Deltarune tomorrow!" The Gaster Files, 4 June, 2025