UnNews:My Toast Went Missing
Thursday, August 8, 2019
This just in, my toast went missing. The toast was first recorded missing at 9:30 p.m., when it left my plate for no apparent reason. I looked all over the house to the horror that MY TOAST WENT MISSING! Police were called to investigate to no prevail. They brought in some suspects to help with this crime.
The police examined my hands to find that there was butter on them, not to mention crumbs on my chin. Well, it looks like my toast didn't go missing after all! I just ate it! Due to false crime thingy, I was sentenced to a day in the timeout chair. This is Tommy Tomster, signi-
TOMMY, SHUT UP AND STAY IN YOUR CHAIR!
UGH, FINE MA!