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Cliff Richard abuse allegations investigated by police
In what comes as almost no surprise at all to anyone, Sir Cliff Richard is alleged to be a weird homosexual. The accusations come after a string of other high profile broadcasters and entertainers in the UK have been on trial and charged for various degrees of sexual assault and rape.

Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders
The spread of Ebola is blocked, according to an international common-sense think tank called Doctors With Borders.
Mexican crisis: American army vehicles near border
Around a dozen US Army heavy tanks have been seen heading for the Mexican border, while a single US Aid truck remains parked near El Paso. Is America going to invade Mexico?

Missouri police: This one OK?
Missouri police have released footage of their latest killing of a black suspect, in an attempt to get feedback from the public.
Isis rebranding 'cost millions'
The Islamic State (IS) has admitted that its recent name change from ISIS cost the organization 'millions of dollars'.


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