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The impact of plunging artificial beach prices, along with the decision not to cut sand exports, is putting pressure on the country’s finances, which will inevitably lead to drastic cuts for all non-royal العوام, and this unwanted austerity could most likely spawn a wahhabi backlash from the rank and file Mutaween.
The names of characters played by Oscar Isaac, Daisy Ridley and John Boyega, in Star Wars: The Force Awakens have been revealed in a set of trading cards, with director JJ Adams subsequently being accused of racism.
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