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Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean
A search team announced today the discovery of the international reputation of Canada, whose wreck was resting under 8,000 feet of ice and water in the Arctic Ocean. "This major discovery helps us have a better understanding of the form and content of what was once the international image of Canada around the world," said a researcher. "Since 2006, we thought it was totally wiped out!"

'Radicalisation risk' at six Christian private schools, says Ofsted
A recent Ofsted report has shown that St. Sebastian Barnabus Lysander School for the Rich and White is one of six schools in the West London area that are actively radicilsing students in the ways of Christianity.
Cosby to host Women Say the Darndest Things
Bill Cosby is set to feature in a new show in 2015 - called Women Say the Darndest Things. The 77-year-old, who enjoyed success with The Cobsy Show, said he was "very excited to show everyone the funny little dumb things that these ladies have to say."

Abstergo's Helix console receives mixed response
Media conglomerate Abstergo Entertainment released their new gaming console trademarked "HELIX" this November to a mixed response.
World's tallest and smallest men to marry
At a function to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Guinness Book of Records, the world's tallest and smallest man have announced they are going to get married.

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