Rebels finally allowed crash experts to come in and collect evidence, breathing life into what had been a nightmare scenario for broadcasters. "We had really been struggling," one editor, who wished to remain anonymous, told us. "All we had to go on was 1) It's really tragic and 2) We don't know who did it as no one can access the area."
The 2014 Tour de France got off to a tumultuous start as favorites Christ Broom and Alberto Commodore were swept away by dreadful nature attacks. A pity, as 'laissé pour compte' Vincenzo Nibbly is now stuck with winning the race.
David Cameron gave way to pressure from drivers groups today, promising more interesting conclusions to traffic jams. The move comes in the wake of an RAC survey which showed over 90% of hold-ups in 2013 ended with little clear resolution.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - You have spent so long scouring the internet for gorgeous World Cup football babes, that you are now unable to climax unless a woman has a face painted with the colours of a national flag.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - Your friends are aghast when you tell them you spend the entire working day spilling seed here, there and everywhere, until you explain that you are a farmer.
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