A final session of flogging for a Saudi blogger on the 10th and final day of a scheduled set of 100 lashes per day was postponed after the accused was pronounced dead.The reason why Raif Badawi received a final reprieve Friday was because doctors determined he was too far gone from his first 900 lashings to suffer any more, according to Human Rights Watch (Saudi Arabia) Pvt. Ltd.
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