Is friendship truly magic? Is foolishness a virtrue? PresidentObama seems to believe so, as he gave an official Thanksgiving pardon to beloved pegasus Derpy Hooves. The honorary pardon came after a controversy among concerned mothers and online do-gooders that the wall-eyed pegasus from My Little Pony was offensive to mentally handicapped children. This itself caused a blacklash from her online fans who felt the complainers were being "uptight[explicit]".
The nation of France has been thrown into turmoil by a devastating series of bombings, shootings, and bomb threats in recent weeks. While many news organizations are honoring the fallen with various memorials, we at UnNews have decided to throw some mad props to those brave souls who were not injured or killed in any of the attacks.
Special education teacher Chris Palmer begins each school day at Candlestick Academy in Alabama by individually complimenting each of his students for 10 minutes - except for one of the kids who he doesn't like.
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