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Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled
A final session of flogging for a Saudi blogger on the 10th and final day of a scheduled set of 100 lashes per day was postponed after the accused was pronounced dead.The reason why Raif Badawi received a final reprieve Friday was because doctors determined he was too far gone from his first 900 lashings to suffer any more, according to Human Rights Watch (Saudi Arabia) Pvt. Ltd.

Why don't Muslims like us? asks bacon-scoffing, adulterous infidel
A bacon-munching, adulterous infidel has publicly asked why British Muslims are being lured away by extremists.
Celtic F.C sign youth player in transfer mix up
When his phone buzzed at 00:00 on the first day of February, 17-year-old Michael Duffy ignored it and turned back to his more pressing task of drowning his sorrows in blackberry cider.

Saudi King Abdullah honored as human rights champion
Tributes trickled in from world leaders Friday for Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah, who died in an American hospital due to a power outage caused by plunging oil prices.
Patriots defiant over inflate-gate
The New England Patriots have strongly denied inflating their opponents' balls with helium during their AFC Championship game against the Indianapolis Colts, despite widespread controversy.

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