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Fidel Castro dies at 90
UnNews:Fidel Castro dies at 90
Former Cuban President Fidel Castro has died at the age of 90. The man -- who, depending on who you ask, was either a great revolutionary or a ruthless dictator, more often the latter -- died November 25, surely from old age. I mean, come on, the dude was 90 and still breathing! That doesn't necessarily happen when you're 30 or 40.

Santa Claus' body found floating in the ocean
UnNews:Santa Claus' body found floating in the ocean
2016 has taken yet another beloved celebrity from us, as the body of Santa Claus was found this morning floating in the Arctic Ocean. As it happened 110 kilometers off the shores of Greenland, a fishing ship netted what they assumed was a particularly heavy load. Unfortunately, it was dead ol' Saint Nick, more frozen a chunk of meat than your Christmas ham.
US starting to be greater again already
A day into President Trump's presidency, the US has already showed signs of being slightly more great. However, as UnNews anal-yst Joanna Corey notes, the real challenge lies ahead: "The problem for President Trump is that he never had any time to think of any clear policies. He wasn't a politician until a few months ago, and he has spent those months tearing holes in every opponent he's faced."

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