*Most hardcore theme song ever resonates in a jammed-packed arena full of noisy hillbilly drunkards, and two overly excited commentators begin their thing*
Jim Ross: Welcome to Wrestlemania 87 ladies and gentlemen!! What an amazing main event we have for you tonight, a No-Holds-Barred, No Ice Cream, No Machinegun match between the Croc and Phone Cord Steve Austin for the Undisputed WWE title.
Thomas Garrel, a local man with memories from before The Age of Human Suffering and Sadness, is annoying his family with tales of how life was like before our alien overlords took control of the planet, enslaving all life to do their bidding, and changing the course of human history.
Alcohol laws are mysterious in their ways, and this is no exception in Finland where mentioning whisky publicly is apparentally illegal now. Things got more weirder then; whiskey-lovers of Finland (all 6 of them) were simply outraged when the word "whisky" was dropped from the fairs' title.
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