As threats of terrorism continue to rise worldwide, the government of the Banana Republic of Canada decided to conduct a Halloween special, letting folks from all over the land get in the most important and most corrupted building in the nation, the Parliament.
San Diego Chargers wide receiver Qua'Lifriaqui'Sha'Niquia Jackson has apologized for performing "an inappropriate celebration" after scoring a touchdown. The 24-year-old caught a 16-yard pass from quarterback Timothy Whiteman, and shocked fans by simply smiling and handing the ball to the nearest official.
I am the lead guitarist, and since I play naked, all attention will be focused on me. Ya know? So, like, my guitar solo has to be fresh as possible. Nothing less. Nothing more. The stakes can't get any higher. *Guitar lick, technical*
Onlookers were stunned by the Bridget Jones star's dramatic transformation. Gone were her petite, mousey features and sandy blonde hair. Rennee's new look involves a closely shaven head, and a notably more urban dress style.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - For your birthday, your parents are going to get you some aftershave, your sister is getting you a set of bubble bath and body scrubs, and your colleagues have clubbed together to get you a shower gel/deodorant value pack. Are we noticing a pattern yet?
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)- If you want your girlfriend to stop smoking, try slowing down and using more lubricant.
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