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Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - The weekend goes badly. You throw a bukkake party, but nobody comes.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - It dawns on you that as long as you look stressed and unhappy while you do it, you can check out as many girls as you want, and they won't suspect anything. Purse those lips, sigh, frown, and eye up dem titties.