In what comes as almost no surprise at all to anyone, Sir Cliff Richard is alleged to be a weird homosexual. The accusations come after a string of other high profile broadcasters and entertainers in the UK have been on trial and charged for various degrees of sexual assault and rape.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - You have spent so long scouring the internet for gorgeous World Cup football babes, that you are now unable to climax unless a woman has a face painted with the colours of a national flag.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - Your friends are aghast when you tell them you spend the entire working day spilling seed here, there and everywhere, until you explain that you are a farmer.
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