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Dick Cheney signature.JPG

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Dick Cheney's signature hardly reflected his hardy and bullheaded personality, at least according to White House historian William Seale.

Image credit: Kakun
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 hysterical penii
Nomination: Wageslav (talk ☭ ctbslog) 06:40, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Kakun said it'd be good on IRC.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:48, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:01, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Kid with protest picket

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Kid with protest picket

Think about what you're putting them through at such an impressionable age.

Image credit: Everyotherusernamewastaken, Mark Richards
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5 exploited child(ren)
Nomination: Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 19:28, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. I doubt many people will like it, but I felt I ought try something.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 20:07, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. alright. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:35, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. For. --Pjoona11 07:44, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. exploited child(ren). Stranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 11:18, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Anti-against Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:25, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAN ON YOUR WEDDIIIING DAAAAYYYY!!! ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 01:40, 10/12/2015
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. memories of my childhood. It sucked. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:38, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I like the concept, it's nice and surreal. The quality of the manipulation is poor though, and it would be best to get rid of that copyright thing at the bottom too. Also text-based, but I think it kind of works for this idea. -RAHB 22:19, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Okay, if you click on the image now you will see a new version without the copyright and with more natural looking message/writing.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 23:21, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Much appreciated. It is looking better now but the whitewash of the previous writing underneath of the new writing is still sticking out too much to go on the front page. But you got it definitely going on the right track. Some more smoothing over and hopefully it will change my vote. -RAHB 03:46, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Text-based. I would much rather see this joke displayed photographically instead of just being a photograph of the joke. As an example of what I mean, a photo of a mob of angry children beating each other up with pickets is the exact same joke as your image but wouldn't require the text. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:38, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
  • @THS: That's a song isn't it? By some Canadian artist whose name escapes me right now. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 02:27, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    Yeah, it's "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette. The most ironic part, though, is that all the things mentioned aren't irony, they're just coincidence. ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 03:14, 10/15/2015
    The song could be called 'Coincidental' then. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 04:02, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    It should, though. I think "Weird Al" Yankovic even poked fun at that in his video for "Word Crimes." ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 04:10, 10/15/2015
    I've seen that video it's funny. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 09:01, 15 October 2015 (UTC)