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--Chicken4War / talk to me 17:30, 1 January 2024 (UTC)

18:14, 1 January 2024 (UTC)

January 5 Uncyclopedia Insurrection

On approximately January 5, 2024, L10nM4st3r threatened me on my own talk page, like a true globalist would.

L10nM4st3r had attacked several vital templates in an attempt to spite me. It has now been more than a month and the templates have still not been fixed, and we do not know how to fix them. We've all became bastards ourselves, y'know?

Now, regarding this horrible insurrection, what can we do about it? Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 17:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I’m sorry, but what are you even talking about? I went through his contribs and couldn’t find anything of the sort. 19:32, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

He said so on my talk page. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 19:33, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

How is that a threat? And also, what are these so-called "vital templates"? 19:37, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

He threatened to vandalize my page using the vital language templates, which are vital because hundreds of users also use them. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 19:50, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Ok so if i drop a random userbox somewhere in your userpage that's both vandalism and attacking vital templates? Because i'm pretty sure that's what you're trying to say to me. 20:06, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I don't even know what he did or how he edited it, since the page was protected Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 20:24, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I did too. There are actually quite a lot of users able to do that. 20:29, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Apparently I had my userpage vadalised?

I never thought I'd see the day I would have my userpage vandilised. But it seems there's a first time for everything.

I was browsing Uncyclopedia when I noticed that my userpage had been changed. According to the history log, it was some user named "Crocottas Other Lost Sock". I had heard (or better said, seen) about this Crocotta while browsing through this website, but I thought that user would have forgotten about Uncyclopedia by now. Guess I was wrong.

By the time I found out about it, the vandalism had been already reverted and the photo had been deleted. And I think I was lucky, since the filename seems to be "Sex period uncut cock.jpeg". I do NOT want to know what kind of thing that picture had in it while having that kind of name, and it's a shame you had to see it in order to revert the vandalism.

So, thanks for reverting the vandalism. :)

DaniPine3 (talk) 22:27, 3 February 2024 (UTC)

In fact, my user page has also been damaged, more than once... --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 01:48, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

No problem! 07:17, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

Hey Alula wanna play chess? I set up a game here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

Uh, sure? Don’t know how chess works though 09:16, 16 February 2024 (UTC)

hmm

Now I do. (kids show?) THANKS TO GOOFLE MY FRIEND, 50 POINTS FOR MEEEEE! Now, the main question is... What do I do with these points? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:44, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

You can use them as some sort of currency at supermarkets, and they let you just pick up whatever you want and leave without paying. 21:30, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

Wish i read that message 10 hours ago.... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:13, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Thanks for leaving the welcome thing on my talk page :3

And rad userpage by the way! --¿VØ!D? ✨ 19:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Thanks ^.^ 20:35, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

[1] retarded idiot

He vandalises all the pages he can get his hands on, but when that single page comes that asks him to vandalize it, instead he un-vandalizes it.... He could have written anything. ANYTHING!! Even used it to mark his time here. But noooo, he had to un-vandalize the page that exists for vandalizing. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:11, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Huh. Didn’t notice that they did that yesterday. That’s weird. 06:40, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

UnQuotable

How can I put a link to UnQuotable in an article in Uncyclopedia?

How can I put references section?

Thanks

Conspi (talk) 21:23, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

To link Unquotable articles, it's basically the same as linking anything, put it in brackets, keeping in mind that Unquotables are all titled something like "Unquotable:Article title bla bla". For references, anything reffed (like this stuff: <ref>references, references, bla bla bla</ref>) will automatically show up at the bottom, so just put a section at the bottom called "References", and that should work. MrX blow me 21:42, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

What if I want references to appear before the "See also" section? Is it possible to do that? Conspi (talk) 17:58, 5 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, you just place the a references tag before that by putting the code <references /> or {{Reflist}} where you want it to go. 20:06, 5 March 2024 (UTC)

deleting my 20 year old user profile

not a member here but i made a user page in like 2006 and i want to delete it. i think the account was made with a email i no longer have access to, nor remember the exact address for. It's user mysongsend. if you wanna blank the page for me or delete it, same difference to me. i tried to do it myself but the wiki thinks im a vandal. I'm not even european. thanks for your time, much appreciated in advance :)

-uh i was mysongsend at one point, i will keep an eye on this and get back to you if you need anything else from me. i don't really want to make an account if that's okay. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:8801:C802:7D00:976:453C:5AE1:EFEE (talk • contribs)

We definitely can’t delete an account (which is really just renaming an account) unless the user requests it from that account. I’ll go ahead and blank the user page, though I don’t see the point. MrX blow me 04:18, 9 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i don’t know if there’s much else we can do. The account isn’t registered here, it’s just the userpage, talkpage and maybe the mention of your username somewhere. 15:08, 9 March 2024 (UTC)

good enough for me, much appreciated -OP

About my inactivity

yeah hello I'm sorry for being inactive I just kinda didn't know what to write anymore. maybe i'll come back but eh i dunno --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:55, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

I mean, you don’t have to be here if you don’t feel like it. I sincerely hope you’ll come back at some point though. 01:59, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

Nevermind I'm writing something again --Chicken4War / talk to me 14:06, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Oh 18:43, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Pathetic losers

That same IP address has been harassing me on RationalWiki for a few months, they tracked me down here to ask me that because they were banned off RW. --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:43, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i’ve blocked this person at least a dozen times at this point. Pretty sure it’s just some troll. 12:31, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Don't take this too seriously, but if I were a truth-debunking doctor or a faux-patriot snake-handler, I wouldn't tell anyone. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Lol. I've been meaning to add something to our article on IrrationalWiki like, "While Conservapedia was founded by users who felt that Wikipedia was too liberal biased, RationalWiki was founded by users who felt that Wikipedia wasn't liberal biased enough." MrX blow me 14:06, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it goes both ways though lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:28, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Hey Alula, did you know that my Uncyclopedia account is older than yours? (Even though I only made my first edit in April of last year...) Dang, things could have gone different. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:54, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

No, i didn’t know that. 12:31, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won UotY for 2023

With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Uncyclopedian of the Year! Here is your award:

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2023

Be sure to wear white gloves when handling it. Thanks for all your hard work, keep it up, and again congrats!! MrX blow me 20:50, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Congratulations! Well deserved! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:05, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Wow, thanks you two! Just need to find somewhere to put this now. 11:33, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

its either kurwa or kebab

Hey, there! I'm new around here (well, this account is around four years old, but for the past three years its been inactive). I was trying to make a page for some boring thing from the Philippines and I was blocked by a filter called... Polish/Turkish spammers? Don't know enough of any of those languages to know what I did to trigger it, but it said to find an admin so. Might you help me out with that? Thanks, and many kebabs. - WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg? (talk) 11:22, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

It reacts to "new users" putting certain characters from the polish or turkish alphabet on pages. Either way, i made you a confirmed user, so you shouldn’t have any problems with that filter anymore. 12:26, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

Thank you very much!! - WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg? (talk) 01:09, 18 March 2024 (UTC)

Templating thingy

Hey so I've seen that you wated to delete that "templating" thing, so I've been trying to move all of its subpages that are transcluded in other pages in the proper template space, so that deleting it won't hurt other pages. However, template:A/L is sysop-protected, so I can't do nothing about it. Could you un-protect it? Thanks.

Also, both templating/R and template:A/R are cascade-protected, so you may be the one to move templating/R to template:A/R.

Ah, and btw, I've accidentally created some unnecesary redirects like Template:A/AAAA/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Template:A/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and Template:A/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/AAAAAAAAAAAA. Could you delete them? Thanks. again.– Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs)

Wait, before we do anything else, something is wrong. @DaniPine3: something is causing a lot of templates, like userboxes on my user page, to be all messed up. Can you please fix that? MrX blow me 16:40, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

@MrX: I think it migth because of template:A/L, which as I've said before, it's sysop-protected. My idea was simply to move templating/L to template:A/L, but I couldn't, because of said protection. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:24, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

I've now put templating/L back in its place, so that things can get fixed. My idea is still moving it to template space, though. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Well, it's unprotected now. I'm also bothering with moving the thing to there so you don't have to. 18:58, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Oh by the way, when i nominated that i didn't anticipate there being actual templates among those subpages. I though they were all article pieces. 19:24, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Ah, ok, cool, looks great now, thanks! I'm glad you two know what you're doing! MrX blow me 16:34, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

I don’t really know how any of this works, but thanks for the compliment! 20:48, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

Delete pages

I've created a page on the SouljaGame, previously working on it on my sandbox. Could you delete my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 07:11, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Sure. 08:22, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

please archive this page plz plz plz

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Chicken4War/archive_talkpage_one can you please do your admin magic and make this uneditable? thank you! --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:10, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Alrighty. 06:58, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Where is the block policy?

I seem you blocking a IP, please tell me where is policy of block? --Googol (talk) 07:00, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

It’s right here. Why do you ask? 07:02, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Because Alula block 51.159.195.110 1 years（Only anonymous_user,Disabled account create）.--Googol (talk) 07:09, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhhh, ok. 07:11, 27 April 2024 (UTC)