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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Kaizers orchestra

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1953 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Yuk.PNG Yuk. just not very funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:47, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:38, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:08, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Ozymandias

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 1953 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Weak keep. Yeah, it's bad, but at least it's salvageable. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:36, 16 March 2024 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. not very funny and hasn't had a single edit since 2012 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:51, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. The joke is obvious, its not a joke. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:27, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:40, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:08, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

South Eastern Freeway

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 1953 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. I must admit this made me chuckle, but I can definitely see how the humour here is subjective and unfitting for Uncyclopedia. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Delete (4)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. I'm just confused Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:55, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:41, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. title=Delete this fucker!!! The joke is obvious, its not a joke L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:53, 19 February 2024 (UTC)
  4. FUCK YOU, GOODBYE --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:07, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments
  1. As I said with that Toronto parkway page, probably worth redirecting or merging with other parkway/expressway articles into an article about shitty expressways. If deleted, maybe if I make that page, I'll give this expressway a mention. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:41, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

Templating and subpages (again)

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 944 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Deletion of some of the subpages has already broken a large amount of pages. It will most likely take weeks to fix all the errors, so it's just not worth it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:50, 9 April 2024 (UTC)
    1. I'm nominating the article, not the templates. And fixing those doesn't necessarily have to take weeks (bots exist for this exact purpose). Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:03, 18 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. I still think this should be deleted. It's not a proper article, it's a templating guide. It can be somewhat funny, but the vast majority of the content and its main purpose is just to help you with making templates, and even then it has a massive box that says that this guide is awful and that you should go somewhere else for that kind of stuff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:55, 15 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. I've been trying to move the templating subpages that are templates to the template space. Some templates were sysop-protected, like Templating/M, so I manually copied the code to its template counterpart (Template:A/M). However, Templating/R is cascade-protected and I can't do anything about it. Apart from that, I think it's now safer to delete the templating page. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:05, 24 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

The problem of deleting its subpages is that, from what I've seen, some actually work like actual templates, and are used in several of other templates in this wiki. Such is the example of Template:A/B, which redirects to Templating/B; if the subpages are deleted, every template that uses Template:A/B will probably get fucked in some way. The only way that deleting the subpages may work would be by making Template:A/B (and all other redirects, like Template:A/A, Template:A/D, Template:A/F, etc.) the template itself, rather than just a redirect to the Templating subpage. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:02, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

Custard funk spankers

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 895 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is my first time nominating an article for VFD. I kinda don't get this article.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:07, 17 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really didn't get it either. Maybe someone more else would, but not me. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:53, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. What in tarnation is this travesty, Sheriff? OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:47, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fortnite

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 839 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article truly is painful to my brain because it's just too funny. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:56, 27 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Could definitely use a rewrite, but I think we should have a page on Fortnite in general, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:46, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Painfully unfunny and borderline offensive. There isn't an ounce of self-awareness or irony in here; it's just an angry rant from some guy who happens to hate Fortnite (because "<popular thing>" = "bad", as we all know), coupled with a bunch of "random"™ words and phrases with spelling and grammar so bad it's not even funny. I don't think we can save this one. Sorry if I overreacted or exaggerated a little bit, I have a tendency to do that sometimes. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Comments

Bra-ket

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 511 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Meh quality at best. Not the worst thing ever, but it's not good. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Control fire. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:02, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:06, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I'm on the fence with this one. One one side, it's got some quirky math jokes, but on the other side, parts of it are, as the old sayin' goes, "random, dumb, and ran dumb". So I'll abstain from voting. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 23:12, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Eggdog

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 511 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Mediocre meme. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:51, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Scared face.svg It's NOT so bad that it's scary, but it's still kinda not great. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:42, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. okokok lalala --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:54, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fateful Findings

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 511 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. A bit... strange, I guess? Kinda old, not very funny IMO. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:54, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Literally just a film review. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:44, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. It's fate to vote Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:53, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Meta Platforms

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 105 hours
Keep (0.5)

Weak Like.png Like. I think it simply needs to be expanded and to see a therapist to become funnier and less ranty. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:20, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Facebook dislike thumb.png Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:11, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

Comments

Nap

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

How this got away with not being deleted scares me. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:36, 23 April 2024 (UTC)

Comments
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