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Imagine a world where every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human stupidity. That's us.

Uncyclopedia is an unprofitable website which provides free stupidity for all.

Our server hosting costs $600 annually. We could cover the entire site in skin cream advertisements to pay for this expense, but we don't like ads (although we are huge fans of skin cream).

Consequently, we rely on the generous contributions of readers like you to fill our Ferrari gas tanks keep this website operating. If Uncyclopedia has ever made you laugh, then we invite you to donate. You can donate using a PayPal account or debit/credit card here.

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