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Uncyclopedia is an unprofitable website which provides free stupidity for all. The website is hosted on 1.6 servers which are maintained by our highly unpaid team of underdeveloped developers. Our server hosting costs $1,500 annually. We could cover the entire site in skin cream advertisements to pay for this expense, but we don't like ads (although we are huge fans of skin cream). Consequently, we rely on the generous contributions of readers like you to fill our Ferrari gas tanks keep this website operating.

All donations go toward the continuation of Uncyclopedia and its community of volunteer editors so that we may leave our grandchildren and their grandchildren a better Uncyclopedia than the one we had. The money will also allow us to expand Uncyclopedia's presence to places without literacy or the internet, such as Africa and Arkansas.

If Uncyclopedia has ever made you laugh then we invite you to donate. You can make all donations using a PayPal account or debit/credit card here. You can also support your local Uncyclopedia by purchasing merchandise from our merchandise store where we receive about 15% of all sales revenue.

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