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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Portals portal
Browse through our Categories to find a complex list of all our content.
SUB-PORTALS:  Comedy - Film - Gay - Literature - Mario - Pregnancy - UnGames - Television - Theatre - Video Games

A portal is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia.

Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. This page explains how portals work.

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Here you can find one of the best featured articles from the portal:
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Natalie 'Padme' Portman
Natalie Portman is a monotone character in the Star Wars prequels, portrayed by Natalie Portman. She was a cute senator and former fairy queen of the little planet Naboo, which was the capital of the Chommell Sector near the Outer Rim Territories a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In spite of her clandestine sexuality, she had small but titillating breasts, which quite handily drove young Anakin Skywalker to the darth side of the Force.  (more...)
Article Credit: Chronarion View All
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Quote of the Week

“The battle of the sexes will never be won; there has been too much sleeping with the enemy”

~ Oscar Wilde on the Battle of the sexes

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Did you know...

 this is a portal?
 the portal has a topic?
 even if the portal doesn't have a topic, it should still have a pretty nice ass? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, that's a portal
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Now you should check out Portal Resources and make your own portal. Natalie Portman is just OK.