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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's People portal.

This is by far the most biographical portal you will ever find.

People are evil. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges. People are everywhere these days, as they constitute the final phase of the STD "baby." Their prevalence in history is rarely notated, so we're going to drop some knowledge, old school style.


Featured Biographical Article

Karl Lagerfeld


To you

You are happy to meet me. This disappoints me. My presence should take you beyond mere happiness. Let me tell you the truth; you are ecstatic! How could you not be? I'm Karl Lagerfeld!

Listen to me when I speak. Listen baby. Do you mind that I call you "baby"? It does not matter! It is not your place to choose such things! I'm Karl Lagerfeld! Other babies would be delighted if I were to take time out from my day and call them "baby". Do you think that you are special? No! Only I am special!

Follow Karl Lagerfeld and let me show you my power. Pause and look...


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Selected Picture

After the scientist invented the time-travel machine, Vin Diesel goes back in time to pose for Leonardo Da Vinci in 1508. Tabloids read: "MONALIESEL is complete!" though the actual title of the painting was Manalisa.

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Did you know...

  • ...that if the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
  • ...that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
  • ...that Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian.
  • ...that the Mall in Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.


People in the news

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Other remarkable people


Quote of the Day

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

Some Guy


Things You Can Do

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