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Portal:People

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's People portal.

This is by far the most biographical portal you will ever find.


People are evil but some people are questionable, and other people are good. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges. People are everywhere these days, as they constitute the final phase of the STD "baby." Their prevalence in history is rarely notated, so we're going to drop some knowledge, old school style, The fear of people intensifies from the score of the hatred of people.

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Highlighted Biography

Old featured articles on the People Portal


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More Remarkable People

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Quote of the Day

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”


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Did You Know...

...that ancient Greeks didn't have a word for "ship"?


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People in the News

UnNews:CIA using leprechauns to hook African-Americans on drugs


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Highlighted Picture

Dick Cheney
This rare and beautiful flower has the same effect as the head of Medusa, but it obviously resembles Dick Cheney.
Image Credit: Safcdude
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Things You Can Do

  • Find a remarkable article about someone and suggest it for promotion.
  • Help rewrite articles about people. Some will be healed by a simple spell check, others need something a little more drastic.
  • Be as social as you possibly can.