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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's People portal.
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People are evil but some people are questionable, and other people are good. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges. People are everywhere these days, as they constitute the final phase of the STD "baby." Their prevalence in history is rarely notated, so we're going to drop some knowledge, old school style, The fear of people intensifies from the score of the hatred of people.
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Highlighted Biography
Old featured articles on the People Portal
- Samuel L. Vacuum (December 8th, 2009)
- Medusa (July 8th, 2009)
- John Tesh (June 24th, 2009)
- Attila the Hun (June 10th, 2009)
- Karl Lagerfeld (July 6th, 2010)
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More Remarkable People
Below is a list of popular people:
- Akira Kurosawa
- Alec Baldwin
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Anderson Cooper
- Anne Hathaway
- Buster Keaton
- Captain Beefheart
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Lindbergh
- David Bowie
- David Lynch
- Enid Blyton
- Humphrey Bogart
- Issac Newton
- Leonard Cohen
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- Marie Curie
- Michael Bay
- Otto
- Pat Garrett
- Quentin Tarantino
- Rafael Nadal
- Robert De Niro
- Roger Moore
- Thomas Aquinas
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Quote of the Day
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
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Did You Know...
...that ancient Greeks didn't have a word for "ship"?
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People in the News
- Proof the CIA is using leprechauns to keep the black man down (pictured)
- Airport staff want to see your junk.
- Organized crime, America's farmers, no match for millions of bored Facebook users.
- America's politicians decide to become disc jockeys.
- Satan lets loose evil opossums, demon-possessed proctologists.
- Kanye wins an epic battle against Lil Wayne in a Twinkie eating Contest
- Charlie Sheen arrested for assaulting the fat kid from Two and a Half Men
- Even Dick Cheney may become a Wolf when the Wolfbane blooms
- Boxer Mike Tyson new spokesperson for General Mills cereals.
- Aliens shut down high-value UFO sighting reporting unit, now prepared for all-out invasion of UK.
- Gary Kirsten presents his revolutionary methods of training for Indian cricketers.
- Tigger Woods Loses His Bounce in the Pooh Sticks Gate Scandal.
- Europe has a new Emperor with a funny name - ideal for tabloid headlines.
- British actor dies . Americans may know who he was.
- Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- Some old guy died, or something (ask your parents)
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Highlighted Picture
This rare and beautiful flower has the same effect as the head of Medusa, but it obviously resembles Dick Cheney.
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Things You Can Do
- Find a remarkable article about someone and suggest it for promotion.
- Help rewrite articles about people. Some will be healed by a simple spell check, others need something a little more drastic.
- Be as social as you possibly can.