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Explore the wondifferous world you live in!
Metaphorically speaking, of course.




Society is an abstract thought of people and culture as an entity, thinking and acting alike. It is the collective goal of humans which is always mistaken to have been achieved, thus subjecting its value and usage to degradation.
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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.

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The Writer's Block virus enters the body by
anything sexual is too easy, uh...
snorting contaminated cocaine
still easy, but a step up, I guess, eh, still too easy... forget it.

Writer's Block is (note: check other wikis for ideas on how to introduce an article)

Writer's Block is a disease that causes only writers to get constipated,

no, that's too obvious, let's try and go more random with it.

The Writer's Bloc was a coalition of angry writers that tried to conquer the world...

Wait, I misspelled it...wow...I just can't spel anything write today...…

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Chill the Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Society in the News

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Evil Santa's true form

Kentucky's National Prison, Kentucky--On this day, a fake Santa Clause was captured after a failed kidnap attempt. But this was no ordinary Santa Fraud. He's is not the man who shot at a Christmas party, but even worse; Evil Santa Clause.

Unlike the good old Saint Nick we all know and love, this guy was totally different. Santa Clause is pure good, jolly, and friendly, while Evil Santa Clause was pure evil, horrifying, and hostile. While Santa comes on Christmas only, Evil Santa comes anytime, anywere, anyday, rain or shine. He takes many forms, but his true form is very evil and sinister.…

Archive Article credit: Iwillkillyou333 (more…)

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Philosophy is the phine art oph phucking the brain with phact-phree conjecture.”

Popular Belief on modern philosophy

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