Portal:Society/Did you know

Full DYK list

• ... that every single person is unique, except you, unironically making you unique in your own right?
• ... that you're a burden to society, and your mother never loved you, and your dog looks at you in shame, and...
• ... that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?
• ... that tapheselachophobia, or the irrational fear of being buried alive with sharks, affects at least 4 people?
• ... that prostitution may be the oldest profession, but passing the buck to someone else is the oldest hobby?
• ... that violence is the answer? The question being, "What should I do today?"
• ... that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?
• ... that the act of dropping acid while riding a bike is... OH SHIT!!
• ... that the interstate is over thataway? Just follow the sign telling you to seek Jesus, the one next to the dancing armadillo...
• ... that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
• ... that petting zoos are gonna get a whole lot more fun?
• ... that bad arguments are just as good as good ones? Why? Because I said so! Also, your face is ugly.
• ... that Jesus stole my girlfriend? Yeah, she left a note on the fridge. Said he had a cool hippie look and sandals. That bitch.
• ... that you don't exist, but are merely an illusion created by your own brain, which also doesn't exist?
• ... that Russians only do a reversal when they are frightened, and you shouldn't encourage it at all?
• ... that saying, "It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?" is comforting to normal people, and depressing to virgins?
• ... that picking up chicks is as easy as i, 0, e, π?
• ... that walking is like running, but much slower; conversely, running is like walking, but worse on your knees?
• ... that complaining about anti-intellectualism is just another strain of anti-intellectualism?
• ... that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?
• ... that God kills a kitten whenever someone reads an article on tired internet memes?
• ... that shopping without a shopping list is like hiking into the Alaskan wilderness without a map?
• ... that a threesome is loads of fun, even if you reproduce asexually? Don't ask me how I know...
• ... that necromancy is just another way of getting a date, and that you shouldn't judge me?