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Explore the wondifferous world you live in!
Metaphorically speaking, of course.




Society is an abstract thought of people and culture as an entity, thinking and acting alike. It is the collective goal of humans which is always mistaken to have been achieved, thus subjecting its value and usage to degradation.
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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.

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Obviously, this is not some kind of fucking joke.

It's been a long day at the office for you. Driving home, all you can think about is walking through the door, grabbing a bag of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos, plopping down onto your recliner, and watching reruns of The Cosby Show and Three's Company until you've passed out. Well, at least you wish that was all you could think about, but somehow you can't manage to get that image out of your head of that very large woman at your office having her clothes ripped off by that copy machine. Remembering this only makes the prospect of passing out in your chair that much more comforting, while also giving you a significant case of the chills.

You arrive in your driveway and close the car door, locking it tightly as you do every day, with the purpose of letting some of the more embarrassing things you keep in there stay secret. As you walk up the driveway, you quickly check your face for any signs of smeared lipstick, and similarly check your pockets for anything that might be incriminating. The last thing you want is a repeat of the last marriage. What a bloody mess that was... literally.…

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Trojan Horse

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Evil Santa's true form

Kentucky's National Prison, Kentucky--On this day, a fake Santa Clause was captured after a failed kidnap attempt. But this was no ordinary Santa Fraud. He's is not the man who shot at a Christmas party, but even worse; Evil Santa Clause.

Unlike the good old Saint Nick we all know and love, this guy was totally different. Santa Clause is pure good, jolly, and friendly, while Evil Santa Clause was pure evil, horrifying, and hostile. While Santa comes on Christmas only, Evil Santa comes anytime, anywere, anyday, rain or shine. He takes many forms, but his true form is very evil and sinister.…

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“The aim of stamp collecting is simple; the more stamps you lick, the more sex you get.”
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  • …that shopping without a shopping list is like editing the "Did You Know" list without knowing what the fuck you're doing?
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