Generation Beta
“Why? Just why have we been doomed to have the world end due to the stupidity of our descendants?”
Generation Beta, otherwise known as Gen Beta, is the current dreaded generation that are the descendants of Generation Alpha. Basically, they'll be dumber than Gen Alpha, just like Gen Alpha was dumber than Zoomers, and Zoomers were dumber than Millennials, and Millennials were dumber than Baby Boomers, and so and so on; which is pretty crazy. They are born from 2025 to 2039. It'll be like Gen Alpha, but worse for reasons explained in the section below.
In a nutshell, these people will be the reason the world ends.
Predicted IQ and stupidity[edit | edit source]
Given data gathered by Stupidpeopleologists on Gen Alpha, and using insanely hard equations such as X - 2 = 1, the IQ of Gen Beta is expected to range from the number 0 to 16. Not a lot, I know. Honestly these idiots are just gonna be dumb. Hell, if we drop them the moment they're born, they'll just die because their brain is gonna be small as hell and putting their brain through such trauma would render their 1 brain cell nonexistent.
Why so stupid?[edit | edit source]
Well, to simply put it, I-Pads and VR headsets give these kids an endless loop of dopamine, including the near-porn-level inappropriate content on YouTube Kids. Research by Dr. Mike Hawk proves that babies (covered under Stupidpeopleology), between the ages of Zero to Five, take everything they learn then and turn those into their core beliefs. What happens once dopamine and an endless craving for entertainment becomes a child's core beliefs? Severe behavioral issues. Very problematic, I know.
Technology that may be used by Gen Beta kids[edit | edit source]
Gen Beta kids may use the following technology in their day-to-day life.
Also since they won't go outside, the Florida Men will cease to exist by 2083. That prediction is backed by really hard math that you can see below for reference.
