Generation Beta

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“Why? Just why have we been doomed to have the world end due to the stupidity of our descendants?”

~ A baby boomer commenting on Gen Alpha and Beta

The best thing to ask a Gen Beta once they get born.

Generation Beta, otherwise known as Gen Beta, is the dreaded generation that will be the descendants of Generation Alpha. Basically, they'll be dumber than Gen Alpha, just like Gen Alpha was dumber than Zoomers, and Zoomers were dumber than Millennials, and Millennials were dumber than Baby Boomers, and so and so on; which is pretty crazy. They will be born from 2025 to 2039. They'll basically be Gen Alpha but replace the I-Pads with VR Headsets and stuff even more brain dead than Skibidi Toilet.

In a nutshell, these people will be the reason the world ends.

Predicted IQ and stupidity

A model of a Gen Beta in 2025.

Given data gathered by Stupidpeopleologists on Gen Alpha, and using insanely hard equations such as X - 2 = 1, the IQ of Gen Beta is expected to range from the number 0 to 16. Not a lot, I know. Honestly these idiots are just gonna be dumb. Hell, if we drop them the moment they're born, they'll just die because their brain is gonna be small as hell and putting their brain through such trauma would render their 1 brain cell nonexistent.

Technology that may be used by Gen Beta kids

Gen Beta kids may use the following technology in their day-to-day life.

• Nintendo Switch 2
• VR Headsets
• Various AI chatbots to simulate having a girlfriend
• IPhone 99

Also since they won't go outside, the Florida Men will cease to exist by 2083. That prediction is backed by really hard math that you can see below for reference.

$2+2-2\min +3+4-20\infty +3=\infty \surd 3$

See also

• Silent Generation