Mike Hawk
Dr. Mike Hawk is an incredibly distinguished Stupidpeopleologist born in the year 1988, founder of the field of Stupidpeopleology.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Born on May 7th, 1988 in South Africa to a Boer family, Mike Hawk's early life was defined by futile struggle to win the Green-White War, as he controlled the White side while his brother, Larry Hawk, controlled the Green side. Larry Hawk went on to become a general in the South African army. While in 4th Grade, he began to diagnose the dumbest of his class with Severe Dumbitis. This sparked some sorta spark in Hawk's brain, as he attended medical school after finishing high school, earning a degree in neurology.
Career[edit | edit source]
With the beginning of his career in 2009, he released 76 earthshattering papers that revolutionized neurology and established the field of Stupidpeopleology, such as
He later founded the Mike Hawk Foundation to help get those with Dumbitis into a rubber room as soon as possible in 2012, becoming internationally recognized as an idiot operating an illegal operation to kidnap autistic people and lock them in mental hospitals professional medical doctor man. At the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, he predicted with amazing accuracy that vaccines for COVID would cause Dumbitis.
Best Quotes[edit | edit source]
"This is just the government."
"Well, clearly, if Boers like me are stupid, then my field is illegitimate! Of which it isn't!"
"I'm not running an illegal operation, the Mike Hawk Foundation is not illegal."
"GET TO THE DUMB VERSION OF THE E.R. YOU IDIOT! Wait, you have dumbitis. Ooga dumb dumb emergency room-y ooga yee smert!"
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