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This is a magic box full of pixies that can do simple things like huffing kittens, performing mathematical operations (not real ones), and composing essays in piglatin. The technology contained hereign has been likened to an epic game of Bingo that sucks the user into addictive habitual behaviors. Once the user is exposed to teh internets and its wealth of hallucinogenic properties, the user is converted into an insomniac, craving more and more technology to sate their addiction. Addicts can be identified by restlessness when not in contact with a computer, the compulsive urge to turn a computer on as soon as they are conscious, excessive usage of technobabble, and often basking in the warm glow of an oversized monitor at four-six a.m. in the morning, bleary-eyed and craving coffee, still wishing to engage in acts such as browsing Reddit forums, shopping on EBay, editing Uncyclopedia articles and other useless cyber activities, all while watching a movie on DVD and listening to an MP3 player in one headphone - despite obvious signs of fatigue. Users are also known to take apart their remote controls and have at least 2 pairs of wire strippers, along with at least 4 different colors of electrical tape...

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Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser

Look at yourself for a moment. You're in that chatroom. Internet Explorer is running in the background. In today's modern world, you need to be l337. Really l337. Close that browser window. You're better than this. Take out that trusty handbook. With Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser, you will become l337 in just 13 minutes 37 seconds, guaranteed!

Firefox - l33t p0in75: 1337

Pros:

Hundreds of amazing extensions you'll never use
An excuse to get away with vandalizing long pages
You can call all Non-Firefox users n00bs
Foxes will like you
- Foxxxy Girls might like you
Oscar Wilde will thank you (more...)

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Horse-drawn submarines are sadly obsolete.

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Did You Know...

… the first handheld mobile phone was a Motorola?

… X-Y Position Indicator for Display Systems was the name of the first mouse?

… millions people still use dial up?

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Quote of the Day

“Today’s technology is a booming market full of exciting and realistic products. ”

– Larry Flynt on new sex dolls

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Lazer Not Charged – Firing Aborted

To initiate a Royal Rainbow,
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Steve and Steve peddling their wares.

Steve Wozniak

Stephen Gary Bozniak Wozniak, known as the "Wizard of Woz", is a magical garden gnome with curiously large nostrils who, along with Steve Jobs, is credited with creating the first personal computer, although his expertise really lies in the art of carpet sculpting.

Early Life

Steve Wozniak was born to a family of Keebler Elves, but he hated cookies and biscuit crackers because of his diabetes. Although it was short-lived, in his early teenage years he was inspired to run away from home after watching the movie Pinocchio, but his family eventually convinced him to stay home and pursue his interest in puppets and animatronics through education. After high school, he enrolled in Wyotech vocational school, but later dropped out to follow the Grateful Dead as a Jerry Garcia look-alike. (more...)

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Modern Computing 1985

MS-DOS • MS-UNO

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DVDA

A good way to cram in as much as possible.

DVD-Audio (commonly abbreviated as DVD-A; also known as "Double the Video, Double the Audio") is an optical disc storage media format that can be used for audio, video and data storage. DVDAs resemble compact discs but use two holes rather than one.

History

During the early 2000s, incredibly long movies such as "Lord of the Rings: The ~~Two~~ Four Hours" exceeded the storage space available on conventional DVDs by about two times. This surplus of data led many small teams of researchers (generally working in groups of five) to experiment with new ways to get more in.

Double-sided DVDs solved this problem by having two tracks (and double the capacity of a normal DVD), and storing one track per side. (more...)

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Computers & Accessories

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Applications & Documentation

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Concepts & Terminology

Artificial intelligence • Asymmetric digital subscriber line • Beta • Bitcoin • Blog • Bluetooth • CAPTCHA • Cgi-bin • Chain mail • Chat rooms • Chat Roulette • Chatbot • Copy protection • Copyright infringement • Creativity • Creeping featurism • Cyber Sodomy • Data compression • Data Protection Act • Digital restrictions management • Don't Copy that Floppy • Email • Emoticon • Emoticonics • Emotion • E-peen • Ethernet • Ethical hacking • Facepalm • Femail • File sharing • Flowchart • Free Downloads!! • Free trial • Gamergate • Geocaching • Hax • HOMG CLICK FOR N00DZ • HowTo:Rick Roll Somebody • I'm feeling lucky • Images • Inbox • Information technology • Integrated circuit • Jargon File • Lurking • Magic Screen • My Own Private IPO • Name-dropping • Nebula sort • Neural networks • No More AOL Disks • Nob • Nom • Nuff • O RLY? • Off topic • Old Tech • Online petition • Open source • Open Windows • Open-source • Performance tuning • Piracy • Pop-up • Printing • Reply To All • Service pack • Shareware • Spam (electronic) • Speech recognition • Teh • Transhumanism • Trebuchet • Trojan Horse • Trolling • UnBooks:Beep • UnBooks:The Case for Infinite Copyright • UnBooks:The Digital Divide • Virtually Virtual Reality • Warez • WHOIS • XD

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Devices, Companies & Retailers

Acer Inc. • Acorn Computers • Amiga • AT&T • Atari 1300 • Atari 2600 • Atari 5200 • ATI Technologies • Church of the facts of Saint Jobs and the Holy Apples • Emo Mobile • Galaxy Note 7 • Good Buy • Green Dam Youth Escort • Hello Kitty • Institute for Technology and Management • International Society for Free Software Consciousness • Invision Power Board • Landover Baptist Church • Lemonparty • LTE (telecommunication) • Motorola 6809 • Nokia • PlayStation • Pontius Pilot • Samsung Galaxy Note7 (Uncensored) • SCO Group • Skynet • Sneakernet • SquirrelNet • Texas Instruments • Unfocom • Warner Music Group • Whole Wheat Radio • Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

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Apple: iMac • iPad • iPhone • iPod Atari: Atari 1300 • Atari 2600 • Atari Jaguar Microsoft: Imaginabox 360 • Windows • XBox 359 • Xbox 360 • Xbox One Nintendo: Game Boy Advance • Gameboy Micro • GameHypercube • NES • Nintendo 3DS • Nintendo 64 • Nintendo DSi • Super Nintendo • Wii • Wii U Sega: Dreamcast • Sega Genesis/Mega Drive • Sega Master System • Sega CD/Micro CD Sony: PlayStation • PlayStation 2 • PlayStation 3 • PlayStation 4 • PlayStation 5 • PlayStation 6 • PlayStation Portable • PlayStation Vita Others: George Foreman Grill • GLaDOS • Magnavox Odyssey • Puu • Ti-83 • XBible 360 • YBox • ZX Spectrum • ZX81

General Computing - Apple Inc.

Apple iBladder • Emacs • Euripides • Euroipods • Euroipods (video game) • Euroipods Crusade • Euroipods v AAAAAAAAA! • Every Topic in the Universe Except Euroipods (Dot Com) • Goatseipods • IEye • IHamster • IHenge • IMac (computer) • IMath • IPod • IPod chair • IPod Floppy • IPod Lo-Fi • Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions • IPod Touch • IPod yocto • MacBook • Macintosh is Satan • NaziPod • Neuroipods • Podcast • QuickTime • Sandbox:Mac OS X Lion • That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada • TriPod • UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods" • Why?:Get the iPhone • XPod

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Apple Product Line

iHardware: iEarth - iMac - iPad - iPhone - MacBook - triPod

iPods: iPod - iPod Car - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - iPod chair - iPod floppy - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod Shuffle - iPod Yocto

iDevices: iSpell Key - ehPod - iBladder - iBrows - iCarly - iClothes - iEyes - iHamster - iHenge - iNuke - iPoop - iRack - iRon - iTrip - uPod

iSoftware: iLinux - iMath - iMovie - iTunes - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS X Lion - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z

iDocs: iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - iHack

iOthers: Apple Inc. - Apple Store - Euroipods - iCult - iFraud - Neuroipods - Siri - Steve Jobs - Steve Wozniak

General Computing - Microsoft

HowTo:Install Windows Vista • HowTo:Kill Windows • HowTo:Prevent Microsoft from ruining your life • IBM • Microsoft Access • Microsoft Office • Microsoft Paint • Microsoft Products Online Technical Support • Microsoft Surface • Microsoft Windows • Microsoft windows is GAY • Microsoft Word Paperclip • MS Calculator • MS Word • MS-DOS • MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick • PowerPoint • PowerPoint presentation • PowerPoint Teacher • Windows 1.0 • Windows 2010 • Windows 3.1 • Windows 7 • Windows 95 • Windows 98 • Windows BC • Windows Error Edition • Windows key • Windows Task Manager • Windows Vesta • Windows Vista • Windows Vista (Communist article) • Windows X-Console • Windows XP • Windows You • X Window System

Developers. Need we say more?

• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation

Estimated time remaining:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.

Installing Windows has never been ~~easier~~ easy

All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.

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Internet & Web Browsing

.NET • 12 year olds invading the Internet • Banned from the Internet • Bloody internet • Democratic Party of the Internet • Domain • Domain Name System • End of the Internet 2012 • History of the World Wide Web • HowTo:Become Famous on the Internet • HowTo:Create a Website • HowTo:Get online • HowTo:Post Free Ads on a Paid Blog • HTML • HTML5 • Httpism • If it is on the Internet it must be true • Internet • Internet (video game) • Internet Deception • Internet dorks • Internet drinking • Internet Explorer • Internet humor • Internet pillaging • Internet Relay Chat • Internet toaster • Internets • Internet-speak • IP address • IPv3.1416β • List of Internet phenomena • Maozilla • Mozilla Firefox • Netiquette • New rules from Internet Humour A-guard B • OhInternet • Outernet • Portable Network Graphics • Proof that everything on the internet is true • Quizilla • Ralph Breaks the Internet • Rule 34 of the Internet • Scalable Vector Graphics • UnBooks:Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser • Uncyclopedia:Browsers • UnPoetia:Internet Haikus • Unternet • Web 3.0 • Website • Wireless network • World Wide Web • World Wide Web Consortium

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Computer - Internet - Internets - World Wide Web - World Wide Web Consortium

Web Browsers: Choosing a Browser - Google Chrome - Internet Explorer - Maozilla - Mozilla Firefox

Programming Languages and Concepts: APL - Assembler - BASIC - C - C Flat - C# - C=C+1 - Dead C scrolls - Delphi - FORTRAN - Go - GUI - Haskell - Internet-speak - JAVA - JavaScript - Lisp - LUA - Perl - PHP - PL/1 - Prolog/SQL - Python - QBASIC - Ruby - Source code - Spaghetti code - Text - Unicode - UNIX - Visual BASIC - WSpl - WOP - ZORK+

File Formats: HTML - SGML Image files: PNG - SVG

Online Communities & Search Engines

4chan • Anarchy Online • AOL • Ask.com • AskJesus • Bilibili • Bing (search engine) • Bit Bucket • BitTorrent • Del.icio.us • Digg • EBaum's World • EBay • EBay: • Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia) • Example of a typical MySpace • Facebook • Folding@home • FORTRAN • Freenode • Geocities • Global Village • HowTo:Become famous on DeviantArt • Instagram • Kazaa • Kill Search • Letter to You in Rateme.com • Limecat • Limewire • LinkedIn • LiveWire • Lucifer's userpage • MySpace bulletins • Nipples Search Engine • PETA Homepage • Pinterest • Reddit • Shoutbox • Soulseek • Tumblr • Tweaker • Twit book • Twitter • UnTikTok:Ulysses S. Grant • Vine • WeCheat • Why?:Use search engine marketing? • Yahoo! • Yahoo! Answers • YouTube

Google: Android (operating system) • Chromebook • Gmail • Goggle.com • Google • Google Brain • Google Cat • Google Chrome (Substance) • Google Chrome (Web Browser) • Google Middle Earth • Google Military • Google Mini • Google Talk • Google Toolbar • Google translator • Google Video • Google World Order (conspiracy theory) • Googleplex • Googlewhack • History of Google • I'm feeling lucky • Matt Cutts • Planet Google • What should I search for?

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4chan - Bilibili - Digg - Facebook - Google - Google+ - Instagram - LinkedIn - MySpace - Pinterest - Reddit - Skype - TikTok - Tumblr - Twitter - WeCheat - Yahoo! - YouTube

Technological People

A Treatise on the Noob • Ajit Pai • Albert Nonyme • Alexander Graham Bell-End • Alfred Nobel • Anti-Vandal • Arnold Palmer • Benjamin Franklin • Bernardo Bertolucci • Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty • Bob the Generic n00b • Bozo the Clown • Carmen Sandiego • Chester A. Bum • Clivus Multrum • Computer programmer • Daniel Brandt (True Version) • Darl McBride • David Cronenberg • Desmond Bicycle • Donny Osmond • Edgar van Dali • Eli Whitney • Fabio Grosso • Ferdinand von Zeppelin • Fred Dibnah • Free Kevin • Goddard's law • Gorilla Monsoon • Guglielmo Marconi • Homeless nerds • Ian Anderson • Intelligent men • James Watt • Jean le Vis de Nîmes • JigSaw • Jimmy Durante • Jimmy Hoffa • John D. Carmack • John Scherer: Genesis of a Lawsuit • King Edward I • Leonardo da Vinci • Linus Torvalds • Louis Quatorze • Lucifer's userpage • Luke Warm • Matt Cutts • MC Hammer • Michelangelo Antonioni • Moshe Katsav • MySpace Whore • Neo • Nerd • Nikola Tesla • Orville Redenbacher • Peer • Peter Norton • Professor Frink • Project manager • Raymond Scott • Richard M. Stallman • Richard Trevithick • Rolex • Ron Paul • Rube Goldberg • Rupert Murdoch • Scott Douglas • Senior management • Simon Stevin • Sir Reginald Foxleaf • Steve Jobs • Steve Wozniak • The Angry Video Game Nerd • Theo de Raadt • Types of Messenger Contacts • Ubergeek • Unquotable:Bill Gates • Verizon Wireless girls • Wallace and Gromit • Wernher von Braun • Wheely Willy • Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?

Troubleshooting & Errors

404 • ○ Fucking Sucks! • Banned From China • Blue Screen of Death • Bug • Computer Errors • Do NOT click any links! • Download more RAM • Error • Error message • Halting problem • Hell desk • Helpbot • HelpDesk • Highway 404 • HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba • HowTo:Experience Your First BSoD • HowTo:Protect your data from hackers • Invalid link • Red Screen of Death • Skipping CD • Spellcheck • Sticky keys • Syntax error • Tech • Technical problems • Technical support • Technocracy • The Red Button • The Wrong Number Conversation • This Page Should Not Be Displayed • This Program Is Not Responding • Typo • UnScripts:Death of a Script Monkey • Virus (computer) • Virus alert • Why?:Is my Phone Battery Dead • You got pwned

Uncyclopedia & Wikistuff

5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia • An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" • Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm • Banned from the Internet • Cretin Uncyclopedia • Everipedia • Flame wars • Formatting • Forum • Forum moderator • Free Sockpuppet Foundation • Homestar Runner Wiki • HowTo:Break your addiction to Uncyclopedia • HowTo:Get Banned • HowTo:Hack Uncyclopedia • HowTo:Increase Your Post Count • HowTo:Read a Wikipedia Article With ADHD • HowTo:Remove a Bra for Wikipedians • HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page • Internet Anonymity and You, An Uncyclopedian's Guide to NOT Getting Your Arse Handed to You • Last Post Wins • National Wiki Service • Penis Monkeys from Outer Space: A Retrospective • That article • The Big Participatory Article • The Wikipedia BBS • Uncyclopedia Appeal • Uncyclopedia is almost full • Uncyclopedia Vandals • Uncyclopedia's Manuel of Style • UnTunes:Uncyclopedia • Wiki • Wiki Administrators • Wiki Trolls • WikiSex • Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/King of the Internet • You should talk about penises - A letter to RAHB • You've Been Banned

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Wikitopics

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention • Formatting • The Temple of Moloch in Wikipedia • The Lore of Majestik Wikiland • Offended? • UTA • Uncyclopedia! Answers • Uncyclopedia Appeal • Uncyclopedia:Proper Wiki Formatting • WTA • Wikiese • Wikipatreon • The Wikipedia BBS • Wikipedia vs. the YouTubers • Wikipedia universe • WikiSex • WikiWars

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search engines: Ask.com • Baidu • Bing • Google • Nipples Search Engine • Yahoo!

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people: Admins • Al Gore • AOLers • Badgers • Bots • Cats • Homsar • Jimbo Wales • King of the Internet • Maddox • n00bs • Numa Numa • Patrick Duffy • Ron Paul • Spammers • Star Wars Kid • Strong Bad • Strong Sad • The Cheat • Timmy Turner • Trogdor the Burninator • Trollers • Willy ON WHEELS!!

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