Portal:Gay
Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (See more...)
You, my fine fellow, were born several years ago and now you are gay.
I'm here to tell you that you're gay and you'd better get used to it.
Er, what?
No whining or going into a hissy fit. Although that is now infinitely more socially acceptable now that you are gay.
Why have you handcuffed yourself to me?
Ahahaha, I'm afraid you'll have to get used to things like that now, gay boy! (See more...)
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- NFL player dropped for being "all gay and shit"
- Bill O'Reilly: There's gay, and there's Oscar de la Hoya gay
- New historical evidence suggests Oscar Wilde may have been a homosexual
- Gay ghost comes out of closet: "I'm here, I'm dead, get used to it!" (Pictured)
- Scientists speak out on gay caveman
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