Portal:Gay
Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (Full article...)
Homosexuality. A serious mental disorder that affects almost 1 in 50 Americans. But did you know, your homosexuality affects other people too? Oh yes, if you have the flu and deliberately expose others to the disease you're automatically a selfish prick. If you are a gay person who thinks "So what if I'm gay? It's nobody else's business." Then you are clearly forgetting about the following people:
- God - God wrote in his own book that he disapproves of things like gay men and the consumption of shrimp. God can also see everything. By being gay, think of all the hours of gay porn you are literally forcing a man, who already feels uncomfortable on the subject, to watch.
- "Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means
- Area gay man has Gay-Area man-sex
- Christian activists fight homosexual produce
- Faggot had personal problem with me
- Finding: Hip-Hop largely Homosexual
- Gays beg Republicans: "stop being gay"
- Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas'
- Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
- Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men
- New historical evidence suggests Wilde may have been homosexual
- San Franciso bans gay marriage, evacuated
- Tom Cruise proposes to Anderson Cooper
“Do not attempt to refresh this page; there is only a single quote here, and it is gay.”
- ... that Wonder Woman is gay?
- ... that David was gay?
- ... that Greta Thunberg's jacket on the cover of Time magazine is totally gay?
- ... that Wonder Woman is gay?
- ... that Manowar are gay?
- ... that Greta Thunberg's jacket on the cover of Time magazine is totally gay?
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