Femboy

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An undercover operative of the Femboy Legion.

The Femboy Legion is a extremist paramilitary group lead by Soundcloud. They are most active in New York City, where they kidnap men and expose them to 36 hours of femboys dancing. They are classified as a terrorist organization by the United Nations. These fuckers are responsible for the rapid rise of cross-dressers in numbers recently. The NYPD have been trying to track them down, but to no avail, since 2019. Documentation on them is kept in the Pentagon by the Department of Defense. Biden considers them "Depraved fuckers" and has been, in secret, trying to find them, ever since he won the 2022 elections.

History[edit | edit source]

The Femboy Legion was founded in 2001 shortly after 9/11. These motherfuckers began operations in 2002 after recruiting over 500 Femboys. These disgusting people occasionally kidnapped men and turned them into one of them via over a day of exposure to Femboys dancing. Conspiracy theorists have hinted to their existence since 2009 on 4chan.

Operation Bussy[edit | edit source]

Operation Bussy was a secret operation where over 9,000 Men were kidnapped and exposed to over 80 hours straight of Femboys dancing. It began on October 17th, 2018, and ended abruptly on March 13th, 2022 due to Covid-19. Investigations into this have been done by the Department of Defense, FBI, CIA, NSA, and such.

Ideas[edit | edit source]

The Femboy Legion, currently consisting of 12,000 people, with 2 volunteers from the Furry community, has really degenerate and depraved plans for World Domination. Documents gathered from police raids show that they plan to spread LibLeft ideas globally, on top of normalizing themselves. Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Obama have all expressed disgust at this, namely Donald Trump. Proof for this is a phone call between the (some former) Presidents, where Biden stated "Man this shit is depraved. We gotta send over F-35s and get Lockheed Martin working on a Weapon of Mass Destruction so we can decimate these fuckers."

List of Known Kinds of Weapons owned by the Legion[edit | edit source]

Propaganda[edit | edit source]

Example of Femboy Propaganda.

The Legion has, unknown to the U.S. Government, been quietly spreading propaganda, by creating memes, obvious propaganda posters, and other materials on the internet.

These fuckers have been trying to normalize transvestism for quite a while now, and it may be working, according to Doctor Mike Hawk. If any of this shit is seen online, please avoid it and report it to the NSA.

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