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I Wish You Could Be Christian But You're Gay is a Christmas song recorded by British glam rock band Wizzard. It was first released in December 1973 and – as with most Wizzard songs – was written and produced by the band's frontman Roy Wood, a right-wing Catholic preacher and homophobic firebrand.
Despite the song's controversial (some would say repugnant) message, it reached number four on the UK Singles Chart that year and is still enjoyed on British radio every Christmas. In Wood's own words, the song attempts to "address all those queers who think they can do the sign of the cross, offer you the sign of peace, and then go around sucking each other off".
Lyrics
- To the men who like to blow
- Do you think that I don't know
- You like a great big load across your pretty face?
- When you jump into your bed
- With a Dick or Bob or Fred
- And take him on all fours
- You know you're breaking God's own law
- He'll make you pay
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Leviticus says that a man and a man can't lay
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Don't get your bell ends out for Christmas
- You take a stranger from the park
- To the toilets nice and dark
- I bet your rosy cheeks are gonna light his merry way
- But when his hairy paws appear
- And you take it up the rear
- I hope you're thinking of hellfire
- Cos you're heading for the pyre
- All the way
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Leviticus says that a man and a man can't lay
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Don't get your bell ends out for Christmas
- To the men who like to blow (to the men who like to blow)
- I am sure it's nice to know (sure it's nice to know)
- You get a great big load across your pretty face
- But know that Satan makes you stray (Satan makes you stray)
- That's why you keep on being gay
- Don't you come to Midnight Mass
- If you take it up the ass
- You stay away
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Leviticus says that a man and a man can't lay
- Oh I wish you could be Christian – but you're gay
- Don't get your bell ends out for Christmas
- Why don't you give up cum for Christmas?
See also
- Video on YouTube (51:27)
- Christmas Carol
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