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SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN

Score: 1 TSE TUNGs
Nomination: Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
For Votes: 1
  • Ankh smite.png Bless. - This article really deserves more recognition, in my opinion. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:10am  May 21, 2020
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Elon Musk

Score: 4 musketeers
Nomination: EMC [TALK] 05:26 May 15 2020
For Votes: 4
  1. Nomination and for Scathing satire about the internet's beloved tech daddy. EMC [TALK] 05:26 May 15 2020
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Bring Roza back. ~ Kakun · talk 09:17, 15 May 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:56, 15 May, 2020 (UTC) 10:56, 15 May 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. MrX blow me 15:12, 15 May 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Time Person of the Year

Score: 4 Useless magazine awards given out to people not deserving them
Nomination: Risviltsov (talk) 05:35, 15 April 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nomination, Boobies!.png Boobies! and PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.. This article is almost as awesome as Eddie Patrick fucking Jordan. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 05:35, 15 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For - Although I can't help but feel Mr. Winkler was cheated. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:50, Apr. 17, 2020
    NOOBFAIL! I'm on it. MrX blow me 23:07, 17 April 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Even if the last section is somewhat listcrufty, it at least looks pretty. Might need some reworking and expanding on the notes themselves though, like for example the mentions of Rolling Stones and ZZ Top and their songs which just don't seem to serve any purpose than to fill out the list with something. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:36, 22 April, 2020 (UTC)
Yeah, definitely some room for improvement. MrX blow me 20:26, 22 April 2020 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Shite Gxd (talk) 15:45, 3 May 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It starts off like a pretty great article, but then the last section, "Persons of the Year", is just a long list. I really want to vote for this article, but the last section offends my sensibilities. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:31, 21 April 2020 (UTC)
Fair enough. The other articles I've created (all 2 of them) are short and sweet. I agree that it's funnier that way. But in this case, in order to really parody the Wikipedia article, you gotta have the list. And I didn't just copy it, at the very least I changed the reason for the selection to something funny, or I changed the selection completely. Anyway, thanks for the input. MrX blow me 04:09, 22 April 2020 (UTC)

UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says

Score: 6 people dead of starvation
Nomination: - Risviltsov Yell at me! (self-nomination)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For! It's my best article yet and apparently my friends seem to like it. - Risviltsov Yell at me!
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 666 ~ Kakun · talk 06:30, 5 April 2020 (UTC)
  3. Noice. God Incarnate (talk) 22:13, 7 April 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For Love the "stay the fuck home" stuff. MrX blow me 23:08, 12 April 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Very cool. I don't know what to put here. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:32, 12 May 2020 (UTC)
  6. Ankh smite.png Bless. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:42am  May 20, 2020
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Patch Adams

Score: 6 clown PhD's
Nomination: Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:36, Mar. 12, 2020 00:36, 12 March 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - Just to start a pattern of this article being featured every third April. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:36, Mar. 12, 2020
  2. Strong For. We should feature this masterpiece twice a year. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:37, 12 March 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Sure, why not? ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 05:26, 03/12/2020
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Against. This is awful. ... but I must... I MUST. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:39, 12 March 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg NO FA'S PANDEMIC we need some FA's ASAP ~ Kakun · talk 16:30, 13 March 2020 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg I approve but also don't at the same time. Rickle Pick (talk) 16:49, 18 March 2020 (UTC)
  7. 4 I guess! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:05am  May 10, 2020
Against Votes: 1
  1. Gaaaaaay — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 20:49:41 2020/03/22 UTC

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