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All nominated articles

Clairvoyance among dinosaurs

Score: 2
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump •  08:26, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's in French.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. In the words of René Magritte, "allez manger des merdes baiseurs". Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 10:31, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Adolf Eichmann

Score: 0 person(s) following orders
Nomination: Norb (talk) 19:58, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Nom.gif Nom. Surprised it hasn't been featured yet. Norb (talk) 19:58, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

No. Maybe I'm too critical, but the article doesn't stand out to me and does not make me laugh.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 04:53, 21 May 2025 (UTC) 04:53, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

Reddit

Score: 9 keyboard warriors
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump •  06:54, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sadly, the (P)redditors don't like me very much!
  2. Support tis cool Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:45, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Support Sounds good. Noopnurf (talk) 20:46, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Reddit-upvoted.svg How hasn't this been featured yet? Take my karmaaaa OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:49, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Support my revenge against Reddit Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 18:42, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
  6. Support This is nice... also, now I realize how close your signature is to Orangewhatever's. Coffeetalk 00:20, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  7. Yee.pngYee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:48, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  8. Reddit-upvoted.svg Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 17:33, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  9. Yes check.svg Yes.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 04:55, 21 May 2025 (UTC) 04:55, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
  10. Updog.jpg Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:00, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Me. [[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 16:11, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Obscurantism

Score: 5.5 obscure social constructs
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump •  15:41, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is what they're teaching our young men and women today in our universities! They should go back to teaching important, fundamental skills, like credit default swaps and tax evasion... RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump •  15:41, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Worked really hard on this ShabiDOO 13:14, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Yes ~ Kakun · talk 15:07, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 17:34, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Half for  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 05:00, 21 May 2025 (UTC) 05:00, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:04, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Annals of Butoxus

Score: 2 Posterial fanny sniffers
Nomination: ShabiDOO 13:50, 4 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 21:20, 7 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ass! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump •  01:23, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. No.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 05:03, 21 May 2025 (UTC) 05:03, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Pointless "vote" that only takes up comment space Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:12, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

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