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Vote	Score: 6.5
Nomination:	Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:23, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5	It is simply an obvious choice. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs) you know what? fuck it, why not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:25, 14 January 2025 (UTC) Yee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:44, 14 January 2025 (UTC) Yes. Actually feature this, no joke! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:15, 14 January 2025 (UTC) Sure, I vibe with this one though. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:16, 18 January 2025 (UTC)  Love! best thing I've ever seen in my life Somebetterusername (talk) 15:07, 19 January 2025 (UTC) Uhhh...sure, i guess? 20:15, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Antonio Brown

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Vote	Score: 4 chumps on #CTESPN
Nomination:	I'm not usually one to toot my own horn here, but AB is the king of tooting one's own horn. In that spirit, I toot my own horn. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)  For. Celebrities writing their own articles after Wikipedia denied them, this is what Uncyclopedia's true purpose has always been. MrX blow me 14:56, 26 November 2024 (UTC)  For. Hell yeah. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 12:44, 1 December 2024 (UTC)  For. 20:09, 17 December 2024 (UTC) Yes. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:19, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:53, 30 November 2024 (UTC)

Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem

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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 03:32, 24 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:32, 24 November 2024 (UTC) O WTH. For. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) Yee. Hmmmmmmmm. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:48, 10 December 2024 (UTC)  For. 19:54, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Plain Old Elim Garak

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Vote	Score: 4 mysterious deaths
Nomination:	A classic well worth being featured at lastShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Aݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:08, 8 November 2024 (UTC) Derp ShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC) Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:15, 17 November 2024 (UTC)  For. 19:46, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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