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UnNews:David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker

Score: 5 peckers
Nomination: This is great stuff. ~ Kakun · talk 05:17, 9 February 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 05:17, 9 February 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. 2 pickled peckers. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:48, 9 February 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'M PICKLE KIIIIIIP!!! Pickle Rick.png Wubba lubba dub dub! Pickle.jpg Garage experiments Pickle.jpg Dimension K-1P Dancing Pickle Rick.gif 06:57, Feb. 12, 2019
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.roza 08:39, 12 February 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. wanna nut inside my butt

f MountainFist (talk) 06:16, 14 February 2019 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Lincoln Logs

Score: 6.5 dipshits
Nomination: roza 09:53, 7 February 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg self nom & for It's a poop joke.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Four score and seven years ago. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:29, 7 February 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Roza material. ~ Kakun · talk 17:11, 7 February 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:36 Feb 12 2019
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like to eat poop. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:56, Feb. 12, 2019
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. 69.14.13.250 (talk) 16:48, 12 February 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:27, 12 February, 2019 (UTC) 17:27, 12 February 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Madonna

Score: 6 honorary Jews
Nomination: Self Nom, because this shit is fucking subtle. ~ Kakun · talk 07:24, 2 February 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 07:24, 2 February 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." Arthur (talk) 12:47, 2 February 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. why not Alvgjerd the duck (quack quack) 12:46, Feb 02, 2019 (CET)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.roza 16:59, 4 February 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:38 Feb 12 2019
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Might use a few more pictures and a longer intro maybe, but sure. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 14 February, 2019 (UTC) 15:55, 14 February 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Category:Throwing

Score: 1.5 throwable things
Nomination: Self-nom. I have no idea how is it physically possible to feature this on the front page, I'll leave it to Roza, but this is the best category in my opinion and it totally deserves to be featured. I think we currently have 1 featured category. It's about time for another one. ~ Kakun · talk 16:53, 22 January 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 16:53, 22 January 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hikartoffel (talk) 17:00, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

Update: I wrote an intro for it. ~ Kakun · talk 17:23, 22 January 2019 (UTC)

Punk rock

Score: 2 out of 182 blinks
Nomination: Self-nom - I wrote this a while back, I think it's awesome, and VFH is fucking EMPTY. ~ Kakun · talk 04:39, 19 January 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg blink ~ Kakun · talk 04:39, 19 January 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because VFH is empty and it is better than the other new pages. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:30, 20 January 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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