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Europan hookmouth

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Vote	Score: 4 believers of the conspiracy fact that there is life on Europa
Nomination:	Mr. George / talk 13:58, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Shameless self-for The feds don't want you to know about this! Mr. George / talk 13:58, 3 August 2025 (UTC) Spectacular. Very unique. ShabiDOO 23:47, 3 August 2025 (UTC)  For. As the person who indirectly lead to the creation of this page by introducing George to the Europan Hookmouth on Discord, I can certainly say he went above and beyond DiscipleOfGeorge (talk) 21:32, 4 August 2025 (UTC)  For. I love this article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:26, 6 August 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnTunes:Billy Kramer

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Vote	Score: 0 People Who Like Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
Nomination:	A selfish nomination to celebrate the completion (I think) of Alected — Weird Al's and my fictional, self-acclaimed Permanent Vacation. The original song is extremely Zionist. ~ Kakun · talk 07:41, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. ~ Kakun · talk 07:41, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. Meh...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:04, 30 July 2025 (UTC)

UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan

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Vote	Score: 1 mile(s) to Ketchikan
Nomination:	OPOSSUM
For Votes: 2.5	For. Is it about time, guys? Is this horrible game the biggest thing on Uncyc or what? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Perchance maybe, just maybe. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  ye Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5	Half against. Further info awaits in the comments after my 12-hour ad break (not that you'd need it). 20:25, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  Against. As much as I like the game, casual onlookers browsing Uncyclopedia that have no idea of the whole ASBOxAAT thing wouldn't understand it and why it's featured on the main page. It wouldn't make any sense to them.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:53, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: erm actually, this is only the second biggest ungame (i think), the first zork has a total of 1705 pages. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: I know that Zork has more pages, but I'm pretty sure that it has less overall shit to do, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 28 July 2025 (UTC) >mfw I will never be able to beat uncyclopedia zork :( Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @OPOSSUM: hey, i beat it though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:45, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, you beat Zork? That's fucking awesome! MLG level lit. I must admit that I suck at text adventures, and that the only (major) ungame I ever beat that I didn't work on was Abyss. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:49, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Not something I'd vote against, but not for. The backgrounds are really distracting (maybe that's on purpose but it makes the user experience frustrating more than funny). I also didn't find that there was much of a plot (evocative story, immersion, fantasy etc) nor that much humour really other than the shoot yourself in the head. It is oozing with potential, but I think you need to put a lot more effort into the images you choose, have an actual on going concept imbued in the story and options, something that motivates the reader to keep going and stay entertained and loads of humour at every turn. ShabiDOO 00:08, 4 August 2025 (UTC) Comment. i do have to say, this game is just based off of an over-done trend. it doesn't really have the same reasons of why Alone in the Dark or PUTPBAA got featured (the nihilistic behaviour of the games), or the same trapped-like energy i felt while trying to beat Zork. but i do also have to say that this game is pretty cool too. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:34, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. @OPOSSUM:@Theultimategergdown:I beat Zork, but only through a side path that one of the original makers put in the game that led to Zork II.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:52, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

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