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Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice

Score: 6
Nomination: Eric is on fire (talk) 14:04 3.26.22 14:04, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Selfish SN + for - reread an old article I wrote that was quasi-featured. Re-wrote some if it and it made me laugh. Eric is on fire (talk) 14:04 3.26.22 14:04, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
    Relooking at revisions its not really my article but a joint effort on Some user's original article from 2006 with edits from me in 2013 and 2022 and Shabidoo's recent edits as well. Eric is on fire (talk) 18:07 3.28.22 18:07, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. shit yeah ShabiDOO 23:26, 27 March 2022 (UTC)
    Solid revisions to the article. I modified a few things back just because I thought it flowed better. I think this is a good join-written article now. Eric is on fire (talk) 18:07 3.28.22 18:07, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For all the fucking retards out there. MrX blow me 20:03, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. The Wikiversity board required a vote on this in order to get accepted. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:50, 28 March, 2022 (UTC) 20:50, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's funny, and I like the idea of parodying standard university rejection notices. ARandomPage, the Encounters/ namespace (Give them an update!) (How they update us) 01:46, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. sure, why not WohMi 02:37, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Suddenly, Delete!

Score: -1 Deletes!
Nomination: WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:55, 13 February 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pretty darn funny. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:55, 13 February 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's like Suddenly,_Raccoons, but more in-joke-y, which is a good thing.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:35, 13 February 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's like Suddenly, Raccoons, but more in-joke-y, which is not a good thing. I don't think in-jokes should feature unless it's REALLY good, which is not the case. Nadienator4000010 (talk) 23:04, 15 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. per Nadienator Eric is on fire (talk) 19:29 3.27.22 19:29, 27 March 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against, per the same reasons as above. ARandomPage, the Encounters/ namespace (Give them an update!) (How they update us) 03:27, 31 March 2022 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Expelled from School

Score: 4
Nomination: SomeStupidUser (This is YOUR page) (talk) 04:58, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Eric is on fire (talk) 22:06 3.28.22 22:06, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Lollipop always dreamed of getting an article featured and the additions by other users have greatly improved it! This still needs a fair bit of work in my opinion, but would be happy to help. It is hard to infuse humour while not changing the style of the article too much. Will give it a go. ShabiDOO
    • Found out my edits were reverted accompanied by a flippant edit summary instead of discussion on a talk page. I wouldn't vote for the article in its current state. ShabiDOO 19:06, 16 April 2022 (UTC)

Dear Dude

Score: 3
Nomination: ShabiDOO 02:06, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Now with improved images! ShabiDOO 02:06, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah Awfully hilarious! MrX blow me 19:58, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Absolutelurely Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 22:08, 8 February, 2022 (UTC) 22:08, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I want to vote for but it's hard to read it its current format I feel like everything should be broken into sections with headers and images not all panned right. Eric is on fire (talk) 22:03 3.28.22 22:03, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
    I personally prefer it the way it is, especially since it's a letter. But I'll still vote for if the format is changed. MrX blow me 22:13, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
I think one image should be on the left and entire body should be centered. Eric is on fire (talk) 23:29 3.28.22 23:29, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Yeah...this could be formatted better, though I will not necessarily do it exactly as you are saying. Will give it a go this weekend maybe ShabiDOO 09:24, 29 March 2022 (UTC)

Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn

Score: 3 carnivorous unicorns
Nomination: Zana Dark
For Votes: 3
  1. Unicorn icon.png Nom and for.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:00, 25 December 2021
  2. Surprised this hasn't already been featured ShabiDOO 14:10, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I tried eating the penis raw to save time!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 16:58 1.06.22 16:58, 6 January 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Norf-Zorg (opera)

Score: 4 Deaths
Nomination: ShabiDOO 21:39, 6 December 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. ShabiDOO 21:39, 6 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Foreskin Foreskin 🥵 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:41, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
  3. PurpleVaginaVote.svg Wet pussy.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:16, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:27, 2 January, 2022 (UTC) 15:27, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

WeCheat

Score: -3 cheated tests
Nomination: SomeStupidUser (talk) 06:39, 30 November 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. Made me laugh. SomeStupidUser (talk) 06:39, 30 November 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Boring page. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:08, 2 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. It is boring to me A777Cat (talk) 15:20, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eric is on fire (talk) 13:31 4.07.22 13:31, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. BraGreMat 15:26, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • Neutral icon C.svg Neutral. Not a standout article, but not so bad that I would be opposed to it being featured.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:09, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
  • Neutral icon C.svg Neutral. Ditto Cassie. MrX blow me 22:25, 11 January 2022 (UTC)

Wheely Willy

Score: 2 Vandals
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:12, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. The subreddit is out at r/WillyonWheels! All we need now is featuring! Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:12, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A lovely homage to the Internet's undisputed GOAT. MrX blow me 19:48, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It is on wheels, and I love it.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:05, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because it's Willy, ON WHEELS! ARandomPage, the Encounters/ namespace ON WHEELS! 05:42, 27 March 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.To me it is not very funny.A777Cat (talk)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eric is on fire (talk) 22:04 3.28.22 22:04, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Bat Fuck Insane

Score: 5 Bat fuck insane people
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 00:31, 31 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. How has this not been featured? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:25, 18 October 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. An absolute classic, should not be not featured.  Cassandra  (talk) 19:25, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Classic. Natah Acker
  4. For Should have been featured years ago. -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I thought this was featured already. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:29, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not the funniest but it'll do. Eric is on fire (talk) 22:10 3.08.22 22:10, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's not the funniest of pages, but it conveys insanity well. ARandomPage, the Encounters/ namespace (Give them an update!) (How they update us) 01:49, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Insane ramblings isn't necessarily funny. This article throws a lot of shit at the wall, and not a lot of it sticks Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 13:20, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
  1. Ditto Rooomy Insane ramblings are totaly unfunnyA777Cat (talk) A777Cat (talk) 15:37, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also, I'm quite sure this is coincidence, but this nom sure does seem familiar Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 15:44, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

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