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Potatoism

Score: 2.5 Essences of the Great Potato
Nomination: Rickle Pick (talk) 15:40, 17 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. So far I think this is my best article Rickle Pick (talk) 15:42, 17 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. 184.100.6.101 (talk) 19:31, 25 December 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's a good article that is well edited and refined. Top job. Risviltsov (talk) 17:14, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UPN

Score: 3
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:10, 12 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 20:43, 12 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Rickle Pick (talk) 15:31, 17 December 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I had a bit of a laugh reading this page. Risviltsov (talk) 17:17, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Self-Nom - I don't know how I can improve this but at least there's finally some funny article about UPN right? I didn't put a for vote due to fairness reasons. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:10, 12 December 2019 (UTC)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Score: 4
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 07:10, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. The last prequel article that I finished, but ironically the first of the prequels. I co-wrote it on the spoon with user Irritable of contents, and he added quite a bit of great detail to the article. Abacab (talk) 07:10, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 08:46, 5 December 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Rickle Pick (talk) 17:27, 16 December 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. If you only knew the power of the Phantom Menace! An apt title for an apt, apropos article Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 11:56, 5 January 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Can anyone incorporate Star_Wars_opening_crawl into this? Leverage (talk)

PREHENSILE PENIS

Score: 0 WHALES CHOKING OUT BABIES
Nomination: The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:14, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. YOU ALL HIGHLIGHTED THE FAR INFERIOR I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME FOR SOME REASON. PREHENSILE PENISES IS LEGIT GOOD. DO THIS. The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:14, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 07:44, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. WoodyHead.png For Funny, I laughed ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  4. WoodyHead.png For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. WoodyHead.png Against Bad — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 16:18:13 2019/11/12 UTC
  2. It's far superior to I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME. You're right about that. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 04:04, Nov. 27, 2019
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Rickle Pick (talk) 17:21, 16 December 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. yeah, reckon not ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:13, 21 January 2020 (UTC)

McDonald's

Score: 5
Nomination: Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A revived Xamralco article. Pretty funny. Could use a little polishing. ShabiDOO 16:23, 24 June 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I really don't know why, but it seems perfect and may actually contain true facts. Robo1699 (talk) 16:55, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  5. For Read this yesterday. A bit crufty but I like it, just I like some nice greasy McDonald's fries. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:56:06 2019/12/08 UTC
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Rickle Pick (talk) 16:52, 16 December 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 14:08, 31 December 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't know, Mcdonalds seems like a too easy target ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Shows promise but needs to be revised. Too much fat on this burger. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 22:24, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Not quite ready for the frontpage. The "History" and "Products" sections feels rather empty compared to the other sections. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. May need a Rewrite or two, not really front page material ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded

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