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π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:23, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
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First venture into UnNews, and it's strayed away from the "profanity-filled-ends-in-death" to an actually good UnNews. Still ends in a twist, but it ties in to the rest of the article. π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:23, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
 Crikey Blimey Charlie! OαΓΆαααα  (vandalize my talk page) 22:52, 30 October 2025 (UTC)- yeah. here's my opinion i said i was gonna make yesterday π gergdown π βοΈ 23:42, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- 4 Four!
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- For. SovieΡβ 00:35, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- A little short and could have used an extra dimension or concept above just a trashy Aussie narrating this, but defo featurable. ShabiDOO 01:14, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
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 Against slightly. This article is a bit too short. Not even reading this out loud with a heavily British accent as British music plays in the background could invoke laughter in me. A lil' glance into Category:FA UnNews can really tell you how to write a featured UnNews though. Longer than this, and plays with the subject. (Plus, UnNews generally mock the real news.) But maybe my humour has been screwed up a bit! I did chuckle at the Aussie accent you made though, so that's why this is a half-against. π gergdown π βοΈ 16:37, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
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Why the hell did you read it in a British accent? π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:44, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- British = funny. it worked with Hamsters, it worked with HowTo:Burn Your Friends House Down, so why not here? π gergdown π βοΈ 16:47, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- I'll take a look and get it longer in a bit. π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:48, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: I imagine this as being an interview with the dingo-eaten-baby lady, so do imagine it like that π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:57, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- and i am also making it more like an interview as we speak π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 17:01, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: how about it now? π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 18:00, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
 Neutral. i'll make my stance in a bit, eh? i'm teetering towards being neutral or a slight for. you did improve it though, i'll give you that! π gergdown π βοΈ 18:08, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
 Neutral.Didn't make me cringe, didn't make me chortle --Fish on skates (spook) π» 17:41, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 5 turbishly rising suns
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π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 17:46, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
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- For.screw it, this is actually really funny π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 17:46, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- For.SΡvieΡβ 18:03, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- Forange. --Fish on skates (spook) π» 18:07, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- For. Mr. George
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- Half-for. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
- Also Half-for. pretty good π gergdown π βοΈ 17:58, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 6
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ShabiDOO 13:19, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
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- In honour of the Turkey Day Ball we used to have and the aristocrats competition, I think it fitting we feature an aristocrats article. For more about this see this [[1]]. The whole point is to push taboos to their limits and end with a joke that only means something because we said so. This article won the 2021 Aristocrats competition. ShabiDOO 13:19, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
 Bad Motherfucker. Holy shit yes π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 13:22, 28 October 2025 (UTC)- For. Mr. George / talk 21:46, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- Bad Motherfucker. I dig it, baby!
 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:06, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
- Bad Motherfucker. 12:28, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
- WTF did I just read? OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 13:44, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 4 Bad MotherFucking presidents in the ring
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Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:48, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
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Self The third edition of the Presidential Classic series. Let me know what you guys think. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:48, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
- fuck the fuck yeah π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 12:08, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
- America, fuck yeah! Maybe a picture of the presidents in wrestling gear at the top? Other than that, awesome job as always, BadMF! Loved the Trump/Biden scuffle at the beginning. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:52, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- Awesome. 12:12, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
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@Orangutang94: Thanks for the feedback and kind words, it's always appreciated. I'm glad you enjoyed it, the Presidential Classic series have always been really fun to make. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 05:15, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- I want to vote again, I just saw those pictures at the top! I never knew i needed to see Taft in one of those whatever their called. π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 15:51, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 4.5 computers fucking exploded
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π gergdown π βοΈ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4.5
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- For. found this one after a while, blew the dust out of the article, and put a little more polish on it. π gergdown π βοΈ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
- Still holds up with installing any windows product... π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π»14:01 11 3 '25 16:18, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
- Strong For. GlitchyZorua π©π¦ (give floofy hug) 02:37, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
- For. Mr. George / talk 18:04, 23 October 2025 (UTC)
- Half for. This is, admittedly, a bit too long to comfortably read in one go (something i think is important for an article to be). 12:04, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
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This needs a fair bit of cuts in my humble opinoin and strengthening of the humour. Happy to vote for with a few cuts and a few more jokes. 22:04, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 4 terminated friendships
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OPOSSUM
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Don't forget me nomming yet another of mine!  Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- This article has definitely been improved but I think the text can be tightened by focussing on pure humour. Does each paragraph add to the article? Does it add to the humour. Can the jokes be delivered in a more effective punch? ShabiDOO 12:52, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
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For. Aquapanda 
KUN Sir 
Agaynst. this is the definition of something that sounds cool on paper, but in practice... 
Nom and for. i'm actually really curious. this one can really go either way 
Neutral. i'll make my stance in a bit, eh? i'm teetering towards being neutral or a slight for. you did improve it though, i'll give you that! 
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 
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