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Dis iuser is beri, beri espanish, and jeits de republic, or meibi nou...Uuu, beri misteri
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This user is a rollbacker. This means they can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for them us!
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OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ
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DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :]
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Dear Diary[edit | edit source]

Today I was taking a peek at QuickVFD out of boredom and saw a recently-deleted page with a pretty interesting name:

"Uncyclopedia is of into smells of pee poo! PEE POO! bcuz you nottinghamings of comply to kill DAT TURD, we will of wandalyze 10,000 pages with DA ARMY OF 50,000 SOLDIERS! Remember: PEE POO!».

Out of curosity, I clicked on the unregistered user's IP and found about their many "contributions". All of them where the very same phrase, repeatedly stamped on the article and replacing all it previously had to offer. But once I read it, I knew why was that. It was such a phrase, such a poetic expression, that would have most likely make Oscar Wilde fall in love at first sight. And the phrase was:

randomic wandozlysm hue hue trollipop trollipop oh trolly-trollipop

Funniest shit I've ever read.

A really tragic love story[edit | edit source]

(found while scrolling out of boredom some random user's talkpage)

Dear luv, plos come back. I luv yuo miss you and Spikepedia is really a shitty place.

Plos come back.I miss u and love u. Spikepedia is a shitty place and of bored me. Plos come back i'll write you. Luv! If you come back, I'll eat your turds every day.

Plox, my luv, come back. And, take a look to this stupid nick I adopted just for you, after 4 blocks of dat manure named abusefilter. "Not too kawaii nickname, indef block"... Btw, a true love is unstoppable. Am here to witness my hope and luv for your comebackings.

no

She then toke her lief becuase her haert was breaked... Liek if you cried everytiem...


Yet another philosophical phrase (if I misspelled philosophical, I don't care (you got the speeling sport on))[edit | edit source]

 There is a you in which you are a pig! When pigs arise (from the dead, obviously), dogs sleep. You the pig, you the pig, you the pig, you the pig. Now please allow us to wave goodbye! Goodbye!

~ An unknown user that goes by 2600:4040:A803:E00:3060:ACD2:362F:10DF