User:Jackson

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Jackson dropped by. There is no hope but to submit to the goofy ahh Moccatses.
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A moccasin built one ASBOWAAT at a time

If the knee surgery grinch got a Low Taper Fade, you might think that the meme will still be MASSIVE, but that’s not actually the case. You see, if the grinch got a low taper fade from the nonchalant dreadhead, He would secretly get a low boosie fade instead, which will make him unable to rizz up the huzz with the bruzz. This causes him to bulk up on mangoes, still water, and gedagedigedagedioh nuggets for his winter arc. During this winter arc, the grinch builds up a lot of balkan rage because of what the nonchalant dreadheads did to his head, and during his winter arc, Freakbob tells him what it’s like to be a YN and introduces him to the lifestyle, causing the grinch to become a YN. And that’s what would happen… (ad infinium)


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This user is a lazy fuck and contributes with userscripts.
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nahh blud 😭😭 this user is literally from OHIO dawg ong fr fr no cap 💀
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user got an F in Swedish and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user believes in moccasin. supremacy.
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