User:Squaw Dee
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This article is incredibly SKOOKUM and straight outta Warshington (or a nearby state/province.) WATCH OUT!! Don't view this article unless you have eaten a big bag of Dick's (no, not that kind!) ROCK ON!!! |
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This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long. |
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“Stop making up Oscar Wilde quotes!”
This user is currently on Pacific Daylight Time. It is currently 5:04 A.M. (5:04) for this user. |
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This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level. |
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This user owns a Hate Hate Hat. It's presumed that they hate a lot of things. |
User: Squaw Dee[edit | edit source]
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. |
I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-5,-7). |
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This user "contributes" using Mozilla Firefox. |
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This user thinks that the plural of userbox is a good idea on their userpage. They are completely wrong. |
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This user is Squaw Dee, and he owns Uncyclopedia now. |
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This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. They have a book that could change your life. |
UnCyc[edit | edit source]
I am an UnCyclopedian, where I write UnInformative and UnRelevant Articles on UnImportant subjects. Our UnWise Admins in all their UnRestraint and UnSense of Humour dictate which articles can UnSurvive. (I have UnNothing against our UnPerfect admins.)
Pilot's License[edit | edit source]
A pilot's license (known as a driver's license in Alaska) is a permit for operating aircraft. Worldwide, pilots' licenses are overseen by the ICAO and EASA. To obtain a pilot's license, one must go through an intense training regimen, much of which involves repeating "I will not crash, I will not crash, I will serve Big Brother, I will not crash, I will not crash..." while performing many tasks until the message is imprinted on your mind.