Squaw Dee

This user is incredibly SKOOKUM and straight outta Warshington (or a nearby state/province.) WATCH OUT!! Don't view this article unless you have eaten a big bag of Dick's (no, not that kind!) ROCK ON!!!

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This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long.

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Squaw Dee is the world's best Uncyclopedia user. I'm the Lord Of Hosts and I approve this message. Also, can anyone find my wife's blog? I think I left it down here when I stopped by to take a shit.

11:03 AM - 9 Jan 2025

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I use a system to prevent vandalism of my userpage so vandals like <insert name here> find it difficult to attack me personally. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME SEND ME AN OATH OF FEALTY ON MY TALK PAGE. also, moccasins. I AM NOT A SQUAW DEER!

Anyone who calls me that will get hit with a template on their talk page.

“This boy is too preppy”
– Everyone at school

“Interview and interview, but never get hired at even a minimum wage service industry job. How are you going to get money? I don't fucking know”
– God on Squaw Dee's job prospects

“Stop making up Oscar Wilde quotes!”
– Oscar Wilde

I founded the International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula, which is better than the Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio because it is Anti-SoCal.

MS PAINT!

“No.”
– Uncyclopedia

User: Squaw Dee

Squaw Dee
Roaring Knight (allegedly)
Squaw Dee ; Roaring Knight (allegedly)
— Uncyclopedian male —
Born	Squatting on deez nutz; the worst date between Jan 2008 and Dec 2011; The State of Denial;
Name in real life	Squawpolis Qoph Dee
Nationality	Cascadian
Country	A western place
Current location	White
Languages	Impedamerican
Time zone	UTC-7
Height	short
Weight	light
Hair	Too much
Eyes	Too many
Handedness	Six
Blood type	Not yours
Sexuality	Any
IQ	none
Personality type	INTJ-T
Alignment	chaotic neutral
Family and friends
Marital status	none
Spouse	none
Girlfriend	See below:
Boyfriend	YOU! Only kidding... unless?
Children	no thanks
Siblings	Yes
Pets	Border Collie
Education and employment
Occupation	i need a job
Employer	i need employment
Education	Poor
Primary school	Dumbass School of Dumbassery and Idiocy
Intermediate school	H.P. Lovecraft Memorial Eldritch Horror Trauma Emporium
High school	Random american pubic school
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	geocaching
Religion	No thank you! (ex-mormon thank mormon jesus that I got out)
Politics	International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula
Aliases	Not-a-Deer, Squaw Beer, Squaw Bee, Squadi, DeSquaw
Movies	Shang-chi and the 10 Rings, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat,
Shows	ATLA, BNHA, Psych, and the 2016 Netflix carmen sandiego reboot for some fucking reason
Books	Mistborn, Three-Body Problem, Ender's Game,
Interests
	Undertale, Minecraft,
Account statistics
Joined	2024
First edit	Moscow (STILL CURRENT!)
Thumbsucker	gimme
Rollbacker	yup
Administrator	nope
Edit count	infinite
Signature	– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
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	• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182; Name = Squawpolis Qoph Dee; Nationality = Moccasinian; This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; ; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.
	I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!
	This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

“I want to be brutally topped from behind by a femboy”
– Squaw Dee on being too freaky for his fit

This user is Not a Member of the Empire!

This user uses Inconvenient Discussions because Uncyclopedia needs to look like Reddit.

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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Hail the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate
I own a war mammoth. Perkele!
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This user supports Ukraine in their fight against Russia.

This user supports Palestine in their endless fight against the IDF.

This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.

This user wishes he had a girlfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.

This user wishes he had a boyfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.

This user wishes he had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!

My Figurative Bullshit and literal Horseshit that is (literally) everywhere: Why it sucks.

Q code Just a copied Wikipedia article with added double entendre, incoherent
Lufthamster Whast ist ein Hamster? Also: Kinda short.
Cessna 172 Ditto on the short
Holy Shit Could probably have been done better
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan Does this seriously need more subpages?
International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula Why in hell did I make this flaming bullshit? Almost got banned for it!
That time I was nearly raped by an improperly closed nowiki tag during my sojourn on Uncyclopedia Long title, not short for shit, overused joke.
John Pork saved from QVFD, started by new user Elon Musk's Son, poor concept.
Border Collie | Boring.
A whole bunch of useless templates such as {{Yesvote}} and {{Passport}}
A bunch of #REDIRECTs
Pointless and idiotic talk page and forum page messages
Doesn't bananas eat Hindleyite? Doesn't Bananas eat Hindleyite? Suck muck suck muck! Ill!
Too many ASBOxAAT contributions
Legendary edit wars with a loser.
Some deltarot in the ASBOWAATs even though I haven't played the game.
Crazy? Tried Illogicopedia once! didn't much care for it. (yes I'm the IP)

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