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I AM NOT A SQUAW DEER! Anyone who calls me that will get hit with a template on their talk page. Squaw Dee

Fenris2010 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long.

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“Stop making up Oscar Wilde quotes!”

~ Oscar Wilde

I founded the International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula, which is better than the Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio because it is Anti-SoCal.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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MS PAINT!

“No.”

~ Uncyclopedia

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This user is currently on Pacific Standard Time. It is currently 8:34 P.M. (20:34) for this user.

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• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Squawpolis Qoph Dee Nationality = Moccasinian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

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This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level.

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This user has lost the game!

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This user speaks English at a godlike level.

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This user owns a Hate Hate Hat. It's presumed that they hate a lot of things.

User: Squaw Dee

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

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Squaw Dee has escaped from Ojai.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Squaw Dee also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!

This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-5,-7).

This user "contributes" using Mozilla Firefox.

This user thinks that the plural of userbox is a good idea on their userpage. They are completely wrong.

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This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).

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This user is Squaw Dee, and he owns Uncyclopedia now.

This user likes creating lots of redirects.

This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. They have a book that could change your life.

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. They aren't OPOSSUM, though!

Fenris was here.

ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ

ㅤ DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :]

Sniff! A feline sniffed this user! It smells like Froot Loops

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This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers.

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This user is a complete, irredeemable stick. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and plagiarize at a paycheck.

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This user is none of your business years old. Woop-ti-doo.

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This user is Not a Member of the Empire!

WPBS dropped by! He owns the world!

Jackson dropped by. There is no hope but to submit to the goofy ahh Moccatses.

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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Hail the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate I own a war mammoth. Perkele! (List of Proto-Finnic Uncyclopedians)

My Figurative Bullshit and literal Horseshit that is (literally) everywhere: Why it sucks.

• Q code Just a copied Wikipedia article with added double entendre, incoherent
• Lufthamster Whast ist ein Hamster? Also: Kinda short.
• Cessna 172 Ditto on the short
• Holy Shit Could probably have been done better
• UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan Please add more subpages!
• International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula Why did I make this?
• That time I was nearly raped by an improperly closed nowiki tag during my sojourn on Uncyclopedia Long title, not short for shit, overused joke.
• John Pork saved from QVFD, started by new user Elon Musk's Son, poor concept.
• A whole bunch of useless templates such as {{Yesvote}} and {{Passport}}
• A bunch of #REDIRECTs
• Too many ASBOxAAT contributions
• Legendary edit wars with a loser.
• Crazy? Tried Illogicopedia once! didn't much care for it. (yes I'm the IP)