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hiya[edit source]
heya sqaw dee, I have decided to start trying to map out make it to Ketchikan via a flow chart. thought you might find intresting. I'm probably not even 10 percent done and I've been at this for two days. https://lucid.app/lucidchart/3e6be449-13de-401b-a07b-b66e637a3a49/edit?invitationId=inv_f44a1597-d792-4260-80a3-98f95407d1aa. this is the link. I don't know if it works. Send help. Deemox (talk) 15:13, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox: He hasn't edited in 9 months. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
I'm Back you fuckers[edit source]
And I'm better than ever! I am not a mormon anymore, I'm Bissexual now and am ready to unalive anyone who disagrees with me! ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:18, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- Okay 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- BTW MITK has like 2,100 pages now, making it longer than Zork. But besides that, we're even more insane than 2024. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- so you didn't get run over by the bergentruck? --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- No! ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: "First person to make a "bergentrucken" meme will go straight to HELL! Not BAN JAIL, HELL!" Well I'm sorry Fish... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- check out this edit I did [1] --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 16:32, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- check out this edit I did [1] --Dame Fish on skates
- @Fish on skates: "First person to make a "bergentrucken" meme will go straight to HELL! Not BAN JAIL, HELL!" Well I'm sorry Fish... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- No! ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- so you didn't get run over by the bergentruck? --Dame Fish on skates
- BTW MITK has like 2,100 pages now, making it longer than Zork. But besides that, we're even more insane than 2024. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
No, some changes in my real life sent me back here. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:41, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- Anyway, I have a driver's license and a job now, I've retired from the moccasins, and I'm still a lousy skier. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- I have a driver's license now and no job, I am allegedly still a high-schooler somewhere in the Pacific Northwest and just pretty boring. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:44, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- Anyway, I have a driver's license and a job now, I've retired from the moccasins, and I'm still a lousy skier. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Welcome Back![edit source]
Hello, Squaw Dee, and thanks for coming back to Uncyclopedia! Before you continue to edit further, you may need to refresh your memory on our policies and guidelines. Please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to learn more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, read the following pages:
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There is no way that this new user is the real Squaw Dee.[edit source]
This guy is probably a sockpuppet of L10nM4st3r. He seems a bit less... mature. Doesn't help that he's misspelling words and using the CD tool. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Nope, it's me! There's no way this is the real OPOSSUM! That guy is probably a sockpuppet of DaniPine3 using a California VPN (just like alula is his sockpuppet using a nordic vpn) seriously you three could be the same person for all I know also isnt l10nm4st3r dead?ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:53, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- 1. No, L10n isn't dead; 2. you might like this essay 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:55, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person (obviously.)
- I'm not Dani, I've just been stuck having the worst sex ever had with him. He won't let me leave his bed, but I can't call the cops because his phone is in another room, and the door is sealed shut.
- My joke about Spike being my sockpuppet comes from the fact that Spike wouldn't put up with the other user's excessive LPTEW edits, injoke spam and Deltarune references (all things that I, OPOSSUM, have grown really sick of.)
- L10n isn't dead; he comes back occasionally... just like you. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:00, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Makes sense, I am surrounded by socks of Dani Pine-Tree ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:01, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- time to write Everyone is DaniPine3 --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 17:02, 20 February 2026 (UTC) - How would L10NM4ST3R get my password and what motivation would l10 have to sockpuppet a user who had been gone for nearly a year? ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:16, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- You (L10n) talked to the real Squaw Dee on that brandon sanderson forum. He gave you his Uncyclopedia password. By faking the return of an important user that everyone missed, you tried to bring new excitement into the Uncyclopedia community, potentially prolonging the site's existence. A noble, albeit fraudulent, cause. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:19, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- I am in a real pickle here. This is not true, but I have no way of providing evidence without doxxing myself.
+ Anyway, this is patented nonsense
- ash fell from the sky ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- (EDIT CONFLICT) @OPOSSUM: You orchestrated a server shutdown so everyone would go to the Spoon and be told off by your admin-sona Spike, and learn the error of their ways... it didn't work --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 17:23, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Damn, you figured me out too! But I have many more secrets which are yet to be uncovered! You've only put together the first few pieces of my elaborate puzzle! *evil laugh* Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- hey OPOSSUM you weren't supposed to reveal that- I mean- you haven't read anything here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- In the grand scheme of things, it is irrelevant. The rest of the classified data is stored on a USB drive buried deep underneath a location which I refuse to disclose. I'll never be able to access it anyway, because I'm still stuck fucking you in your bed, Dani. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Sounds fun!
- In the grand scheme of things, it is irrelevant. The rest of the classified data is stored on a USB drive buried deep underneath a location which I refuse to disclose. I'll never be able to access it anyway, because I'm still stuck fucking you in your bed, Dani. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- hey OPOSSUM you weren't supposed to reveal that- I mean- you haven't read anything here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Damn, you figured me out too! But I have many more secrets which are yet to be uncovered! You've only put together the first few pieces of my elaborate puzzle! *evil laugh* Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- (EDIT CONFLICT) @OPOSSUM: You orchestrated a server shutdown so everyone would go to the Spoon and be told off by your admin-sona Spike, and learn the error of their ways... it didn't work --Dame Fish on skates
- ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Neither the sex, nor keeping the data concealed, is any bit fun. You know Dani likes BDSM, don't you? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:48, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Still sounds fun 😈! If the data isn't fun to conceal post it on pastebin or something ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:48, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Bro, I'm not into that shit, and he always makes me be the sub. But Dani's pretty creative. Yesterday he tied me to the window, ass exposed to the cold wind outside, put a bunch of milk and honey in my ass, and let all the flies and mosquitoes and hummingbirds clog my rectum. All the while he's got my nipples tied to remote control helicopters and my hands tied right next to my anus, just far away from it so I can't crush the flies or swat them away. He also ripped my dick off last week with a pair of pliers, made it slow and torturous, ten hours of pure pain, then he nailed it back on. I don't get any sort of pleasure out of this; he is legitimately insane. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- That would be a little much even for me. But are you sure it isn't Alula?
- ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 18:12, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- We caught you. You called yourself a deer. Now we are SURE this isn't the real Squaw Dee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- No, I didn't. I said that they put an extra R at the end of my name for some reason.--ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:30, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: why are you making toxic yaoi fanfiction of us two 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:42, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Not sure. Also, our stupid UnGame actually predicted this peculiar incident. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Alas, I am the same person as much as a person whose life has changed dramatically can be. Whether I am truly the same man as when I left is a matter for the philosophers, not the sockpuppet patrol.ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:47, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- Not sure. Also, our stupid UnGame actually predicted this peculiar incident. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: why are you making toxic yaoi fanfiction of us two 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:42, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- No, I didn't. I said that they put an extra R at the end of my name for some reason.--ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:30, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- We caught you. You called yourself a deer. Now we are SURE this isn't the real Squaw Dee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER![edit source]
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Squaw Dee? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Skates is Skates!!! Obviously not scates!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Squaw Dee. --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 22:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- why dont you scate into a big pile of scat you pig ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 22:33, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
when you picked your username[edit source]
did you know about this --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 14:35, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
- I had heard the word but not in years and it had lost all meaning to me, so no. @Fish on skates:. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:14, 2 March 2026 (UTC)
do you still want the UnSignpost?[edit source]
just asking since you aren't on the list but one of your talk archibes is in the category --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 01:52, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: No, I don't. Thanks for catching that and I thought I had replied already. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:25, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Allegations[edit source]
Are you aware of the ASB2WAAT allegations, and if so, is it true that you are the Roaring Knight from the hit indie game Deltarune Chapter 3+4? --AtomicAnon (talk) 14:21, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
- This actually makes perfect sense, because Squaw Deer is a deer and therefore Dess Holiday, the same role taken up by Alula in a section of the Dani files. And since Squaw Deer is L10nM4st3r, that connects him to the rest of the Deltarune Cabal (by way of L10nM4st3r being DaniPine3). See also this pair of images which have DaniPine3 and Alula being the Roaring Knight, which they can't both be UNLESS they were the same person. --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 14:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC) - No, I was not aware of these allegations. I have not interacted with deltarune (and only beat Undertale neutral mode on Saturday) so no, I am not the Roaring Knight. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:09, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
- don't worry, the roaring knight has probably not played deltarune either 15:26, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
- @Alula: I don't see myself beating these allegations anytime soon but it is all a hoax perpetuated by the conservative media conspiracy to defame me. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:35, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
- don't worry, the roaring knight has probably not played deltarune either 15:26, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
A question[edit source]
you did manage to find out what deemox was talking about in fish's talkpage, did you? because if you did, it doesn't really have to be kept secret anymore... I'm asking this because I managed to fully decipher it and I want to comment out the full transcription so that my awesome wit can be exposed to the world 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:58, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
- ...sure lets say i did ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:01, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
- so you do know that he... erm... that, right? I guess this is like in those cheap teen movies. when I started trying to decode the message, I did not expect it'd be about that at all 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:03, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
242354122342? deemox 17:59, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
- 11211233231144341214114415 @Deemox: ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:09, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
Ah yes...[edit source]
My apologies for not checking properly. All in good fun xD Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:40, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
- XD yes
- now go blob whoever actually did it ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:42, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
- Done and done xD Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:45, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
Your sig[edit source]
Uncyclopedia should be capitalised on your sig. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:18, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- no it shouldnt
cause I said so ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:23, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- You also made some grammatical errors on Deemox's user page. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:29, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- I just posted what she told me to post ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:30, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- @soviet: half tempted to give you that one grammar award danipine3 has --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 19:44, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- is soviet the new brogo
- the tytpo correction/copyedit guy who makes a lot of mistakes but everyone tolerates because some good is done too ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:45, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- Dis sayin' --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 19:53, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- Saved by an ad. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:13, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- Dis sayin' --Dame Fish on skates
- @soviet: half tempted to give you that one grammar award danipine3 has --Dame Fish on skates
- I just posted what she told me to post ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:30, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- You also made some grammatical errors on Deemox's user page. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:29, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
pee review[edit source]
Pee Review is dead so I have randomly selected you to pee review my article – Preceding unsigned comment added by AtomicAnon (talk • contribs) 19:01, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
- @AtomicAnon: Well I don't know much about humor, but I'll give it a shot. What jumps right out at me is single-paragraph sections. This is not automatically a bad thing, but it is a bit stylistically unique. I see the joke (
neverinvade Russia in winter) played out pretty decently throughout the article, but it is a bit short. It is lacking in links, try connecting it to similar adages such as "never get involved in a land war in asia" or even the Russian Reversal. And add some fucking images, my fellow[1]. We are a multimedia wiki here! You can probably even find a picture of a soldier in the winter on commons - it doesn't even have to be russian. Maybe spruce it up with some russia-adjacent templates if you want, or add notes and/or references at the end to pad it and make it not end so abruptly. What you have now is a decent-to-good stub. With a little effort, this will be a good article and with a lot of effort it may eventually become featurable. Honestly, it kind of reads like a high-school essay right now instead of a wiki article which, again, isn't automatically a bad thing but I don't think is quite what you were going for. I am not going to give you numerical reviews because frankly those are kind of stupid but I hope you can use my advice to improve your article. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:52, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: calling it fucking beantown
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
01:07, 26 April 2026 (UTC).
Thanks[edit source]
"If anyone is being sysopped it should be Fish" Thanks for that. I'm glad you're back on Uncyclopedia. --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 14:19, 1 May 2026 (UTC)
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- 1225 count: 8 --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 23:34, 15 May 2026 (UTC) - 11123121123143252312252352522412111231211235314545241214235212242354121112312112341553531144341231124123221231432523121112342353123112254211525312314433124323443412252332422512252312112112533515121415212223241244235555121112255311434312352345151253231225151512242354121144122415315212314433123531431412112535 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:52, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox:314325231211211231123315211122232412442355551225231235151223521253351524ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:56, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- 3231434315331211531253234333122431122423541255551552151215442224 deemox 19:35, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- 1225 count: 7 --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 22:21, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox:112112255311434312141134545211443412212412341544331552121133154453115324122354531232541211122223543435531231122542115253124554531211531223441231443312353133124211443331123144122335122535115312212321154453 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 22:23, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- 1225 count: 7 --Dame Fish on skates
- 3231434315331211531253234333122431122423541255551552151215442224 deemox 19:35, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox:314325231211211231123315211122232412442355551225231235151223521253351524ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:56, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
deemox 22:54, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox: 111221112525125412532323122254531221241214234342251231521512252312255352113253122253w125335152412332344531243235515125335315312111222235434355312311225421152531253351524123152151231145231113312231412515423531512251554314312331555113144532512311453155212212412333133251222522353351552123423531232315434355312w115335123225312112533515241233234453123231521512533531531211211222111222545312533515241233234453124323551512533515123252232525123352152525114434121555154412533523543435125335152412324331112112532312442353124323551512341544331552125223431525 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 23:01, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- 5555154343122532521555551253351521121112424423555512533515115212242354521245315215445325122254531253351524123231441215315312253511531244231223141415442515 deemox 23:10, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
- @Deemox:53351524123152151233153215445312451523454315123144331231521512535224114434125323122115155312211512555535155215121112312112314433123531551512213133151211531232431531521244231245544411253521154453121125122215114434122314141552153312142352121443235453114434123415443315521222545312155515522412252312231453154412533515241225115312211512332355554412314433125352241253231253314342123122235453121153125555351132351253545244251211445323123144123152345421154453123144331255551512314343125555314342123155553124121415154311443412315555145443 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 23:12, 16 May 2026 (UTC)
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- 342323334411343553 deemox 02:40, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
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- 122512251225122512251225122512251225122512251225 --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 20:31, 18 May 2026 (UTC)
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- CAN I PLEASE UNDERSTAND?! Is Deemox joking or should I trout her? --
watchOS 7
@OfficialWatchOS7
13:28, 19 May 2026 (UTC)
- You don't get to understand :3 :3 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:15, 19 May 2026 (UTC)
- CAN I PLEASE UNDERSTAND?! Is Deemox joking or should I trout her? --
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- 122512251225122512251225122512251225122512251225 --Dame Fish on skates
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- 342323334411343553 deemox 02:40, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
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- 32234323441214235452 ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 00:38, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
- 2415251231125515522412342323331253112115 deemox 00:36, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER![edit source]
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Squaw Dee? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Jesus is Jesus!!! Obviously not jeus!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Squaw Dee.
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
17:45, 4 June 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: does this mean you hate the jeus ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:45, 4 June 2026 (UTC)
- ↑ fucking here used as an intensifier, don't neccesarily add porn