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heya sqaw dee, I have decided to start trying to map out make it to Ketchikan via a flow chart. thought you might find intresting. I'm probably not even 10 percent done and I've been at this for two days. https://lucid.app/lucidchart/3e6be449-13de-401b-a07b-b66e637a3a49/edit?invitationId=inv_f44a1597-d792-4260-80a3-98f95407d1aa. this is the link. I don't know if it works. Send help. Deemox (talk) 15:13, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: He hasn't edited in 9 months. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm Back you fuckers

And I'm better than ever! I am not a mormon anymore, I'm Bissexual now and am ready to unalive anyone who disagrees with me! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:18, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Okay 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

BTW MITK has like 2,100 pages now, making it longer than Zork. But besides that, we're even more insane than 2024. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

so you didn't get run over by the bergentruck? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

No! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: "First person to make a "bergentrucken" meme will go straight to HELL! Not BAN JAIL, HELL!" Well I'm sorry Fish... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

check out this edit I did [1] --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:32, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Hark, vandalism! I'm not going to revert it but someone will! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:33, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

imma see how long it can stay --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:35, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT! TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:36, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Holy Shit – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:37, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

What the hell. Did I just summon you? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

No, some changes in my real life sent me back here. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:41, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Anyway, I have a driver's license and a job now, I've retired from the moccasins, and I'm still a lousy skier. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

I have a driver's license now and no job, I am allegedly still a high-schooler somewhere in the Pacific Northwest and just pretty boring. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:44, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

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There is no way that this new user is the real Squaw Dee.

This guy is probably a sockpuppet of L10nM4st3r. He seems a bit less... mature. Doesn't help that he's misspelling words and using the CD tool. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Nope, it's me! There's no way this is the real OPOSSUM! That guy is probably a sockpuppet of DaniPine3 using a California VPN (just like alula is his sockpuppet using a nordic vpn) seriously you three could be the same person for all I know also isnt l10nm4st3r dead?– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:53, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

1. No, L10n isn't dead; 2. you might like this essay 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:55, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Seen it! It tracks --– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:56, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

also, this, and this, and this --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:59, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

That essay is a lie. The truth is:

• DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person (obviously.)
• I'm not Dani, I've just been stuck having the worst sex ever had with him. He won't let me leave his bed, but I can't call the cops because his phone is in another room, and the door is sealed shut.
• My joke about Spike being my sockpuppet comes from the fact that Spike wouldn't put up with the other user's excessive LPTEW edits, injoke spam and Deltarune references (all things that I, OPOSSUM, have grown really sick of.)
• L10n isn't dead; he comes back occasionally... just like you. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:00, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
• Makes sense, I am surrounded by socks of Dani Pine-Tree – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:01, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

time to write Everyone is DaniPine3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:02, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

How would L10NM4ST3R get my password and what motivation would l10 have to sockpuppet a user who had been gone for nearly a year? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:16, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

You (L10n) talked to the real Squaw Dee on that brandon sanderson forum. He gave you his Uncyclopedia password. By faking the return of an important user that everyone missed, you tried to bring new excitement into the Uncyclopedia community, potentially prolonging the site's existence. A noble, albeit fraudulent, cause. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:19, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

I am in a real pickle here. This is not true, but I have no way of providing evidence without doxxing myself.

	+	Anyway, this is patented nonsense

ash fell from the sky – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

(EDIT CONFLICT) @OPOSSUM: You orchestrated a server shutdown so everyone would go to the Spoon and be told off by your admin-sona Spike, and learn the error of their ways... it didn't work --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:23, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Damn, you figured me out too! But I have many more secrets which are yet to be uncovered! You've only put together the first few pieces of my elaborate puzzle! *evil laugh* OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

hey OPOSSUM you weren't supposed to reveal that- I mean- you haven't read anything here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

In the grand scheme of things, it is irrelevant. The rest of the classified data is stored on a USB drive buried deep underneath a location which I refuse to disclose. I'll never be able to access it anyway, because I'm still stuck fucking you in your bed, Dani. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Sounds fun!

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Neither the sex, nor keeping the data concealed, is any bit fun. You know Dani likes BDSM, don't you? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:48, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Still sounds fun 😈! If the data isn't fun to conceal post it on pastebin or something – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:48, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Bro, I'm not into that shit, and he always makes me be the sub. But Dani's pretty creative. Yesterday he tied me to the window, ass exposed to the cold wind outside, put a bunch of milk and honey in my ass, and let all the flies and mosquitoes and hummingbirds clog my rectum. All the while he's got my nipples tied to remote control helicopters and my hands tied right next to my anus, just far away from it so I can't crush the flies or swat them away. He also ripped my dick off last week with a pair of pliers, made it slow and torturous, ten hours of pure pain, then he nailed it back on. I don't get any sort of pleasure out of this; he is legitimately insane. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

That would be a little much even for me. But are you sure it isn't Alula?

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:12, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

We caught you. You called yourself a deer. Now we are SURE this isn't the real Squaw Dee. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

No, I didn't. I said that they put an extra R at the end of my name for some reason.--– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:30, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: why are you making toxic yaoi fanfiction of us two 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:42, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Not sure. Also, our stupid UnGame actually predicted this peculiar incident. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:45, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Alas, I am the same person as much as a person whose life has changed dramatically can be. Whether I am truly the same man as when I left is a matter for the philosophers, not the sockpuppet patrol.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:47, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER!

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Squaw Dee? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Skates is Skates!!! Obviously not scates!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Squaw Dee. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

why dont you scate into a big pile of scat you pig – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  22:33, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

it's a template. User:Turb0-Sunrise/Stupid. there, now you can correct people's spelling --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:34, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Ok cool i guess – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  22:35, 20 February 2026 (UTC)