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About your edit on Captain Selfish

Dude, why are you mean to OPOSSUM and Alula? As far as I've seen, they've done nothing wrong to you; and even if they had, I don't think vandalising an article and call them names would be the best course of actions. Not to mention it's pretty idiotic to mess with an admin, because it's very likely going to get you banned.
I thought you were a good guy, so it strikes me as odd that you had the sudden urge to do this kind of stuff. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:28, 4 June 2024 (UTC)

I know, I was dealing with a lot of stuff at the moment. It was stupid of me. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:33, 5 June 2024 (UTC)

Ok, I'm glad to see it was just a stupid thing you did, and that you actually don't mean any harm. However, I don't get why you took it on them out of all people, considering that (as I've said before) they've never done any harm to you. The only thing that comes to my mind is your small beef with OPOSSUM, and I thought you two were just joking around (and Alula wasn' t involved at all) DaniPine3 (talk) 16:53, 5 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't get it either. I was just joking around and Alula was indeed not involved. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:10, 5 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, in that case, I hope that your situation gets better and you don't have more of these weird urges like this one 👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 17:32, 5 June 2024 (UTC)

THINE ANCIENT RIVAL HATH RETURNED FROM THE ICY NORTH

AND HE WANTETH A BIG-ASS FIGHT Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:24, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

I'm back but nah ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 22:09, 3 September 2024 (UTC)

They got me!

This is not OPOSSUM's signature. BUT THEY GOT ME ○ٳʊ৷ɑ (ɵɭשᛁặ olula

ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

	UnSignpost Home Delivery The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

What would I do without a rival in my quest to own Uncyclopedia?

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 06:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

=I must begrudgingly thank you, OPOSSUMݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 13:27, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Nuke the red part.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:49, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

What?ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 15:18, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

My mission for you

Go to Chicken4War’s “Temple of the Sock” page, and press ctrl+A to see the magic. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 28 September 2024 (UTC) 14:50, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Hahaݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 15:57, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

Passport Application

Can I have a passport?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:25, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

Acceptedݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 03:06, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

--– Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs)

@OPOSSUM: WTF? --ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:20, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Hi squaw deer

Hi L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:30, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Hi, squaw deer. Also, OPOSSUM is the real moccasin man Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:05, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include editing other people's messages

@Lionmaster: Thanks i guess ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:27, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Editing other people's messages isn't fun. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:28, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Sorry. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:28, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Its ok. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:29, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include vandalizing my userpage 5 fucking times. (Come on, I vandalized your userpage twice and reverted it the second time.)

@OP AWFUL: | Sorry pal XD ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:30, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Crunch, crunch!

Here are some chips to go with your fish!

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:50, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deer

Squaw Deer  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:57, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deer 👍 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:18, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deer, indeed DaniPine3 is cool 😎, though WPBS is cooler😎😎😎 (talk) 10:22, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deez Nuts WPBS (talk) 16:22, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deer Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:57, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

PS by telling everyone that you are not a squaw deer, you are basically asking for everyone to call you one. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:06, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

LOL ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:38, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Diddy WPBS (talk) 14:42, 4 November 2024 (UTC)

Ain't no squaw like a diddy squaw ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

I started working on Make it to Ketchikan again

I’ve added The Eldritch Zone, featuring AZATHOTH and the story-eating cat, among other things. There was only one thing that we could cooperate on… and I’m glad we got together to work on it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Thanks. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 15:13, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

Talk page stuff

Hey there. Please don't add sections on a talk page with just one equals sign (=) on each side of the header. That makes everything below it fall into a subsection of that, very annoying. Please use two equals signs (==) on each side of the header, or click the "Add topic" button at the top. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:10, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

OK thanks for the reminder. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:21, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 17:07, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

FACE THE WRATH OF THE JIMBO WHALE!

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: usurping my identity in Forum:Last person to edit wins >:[.

DaniPine3 (talk) 23:29, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: LOL ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:09, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

Nominated Useless Gobshite of the Year

This user has been nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year.

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I just killed all your guys in that dumb game I invented

Feel free to put a new ¿ on the board. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:51, 7 December 2024 (UTC)