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DUN VFH UotM 01:21, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
would be much more accepted over at our distant cousin's place. just sayin' ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 15:15, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
We can at least agree that the Jets are garbage, right? --AtomicAnon (talk) 17:53, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- only garbage? ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:54, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- Their garbageness ranged from garbage to fossilized camel shit put into a blender and mixed with horse semen and uranium ore. --AtomicAnon (talk) 18:02, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- old tissues caked with crusted snot. crumbly dog poop roasted in the sun. a well that spells doom for a poor African village --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 19:01, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
You're now sexy as
fuck! How do you feel?
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with "perks", such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
- Editing The scientifically biggest page possible (Be careful with that one.)
If you have any questions, slap Willy on Wheels with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 12:48, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
Imma get you another UnSignpost![edit source]
The newspaper Oscar Wilde's puppy pisses on!
March 18th, 2026 • Issue #246 • It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERM- oh. It's just the UnSignpost. Go home, everybody.
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New project appears
BREAKING NEWS! A new project is sweeping the realm state closet we broadcast out of! That's right, The UnHistory book is a thing! Right now we're still in the "pinging every signle old person we can think of" stage (see biopic below), but it's gonna be pretty cool. At least, that's what I think. After all, as Shakespeare once said, "Quoting people is fun!"
Priest Goofball releases
It has been... a while... but the
goofiness has hit the towers of Uncyclopedia and like three other social media sites. Double-whammy as it was created September 11th. This is DEFINITELY not Gerg assploding after six months of soft labour! Will it BREAK YOUR RAISIN-SIZED BRAIN? Fuck, you didn't even HAVE a brain before you wanna play this shitty mod!
Honestly I'm not even gonna DARE add any more context. For those anti-youngings (oldlings) reading this, interacting with the
Priest Goofball mod is as dangerous as having an erection in Chernobyl.
MK making some cool sigs
MK is making some cool new sigs! Ones that jump, ones that spin, ones that hit you with a car, ones that gamble, and ones that do other shit! Some have sound, even! In addition to this, MK has been making other cool CSS creations, and even made my sig!
Biopic
Codeine, your anti-drug, is still around apparently. You never know who might be lurking in the shadows. You never know who's gonna poke out of the shadows and then go right back in again because the shadows are decidedly comfy, or come back from a monthly month-long hiatus for a soda and some minor edits, or explore the old corridors and see if they still smell like they used to.
- What is your favorite type of cheese? — Gammakid999
- all
- Have you ever been outside of Boston? — AtomicAnon
- maybe four times. and "boston" counts as the entirety of new england. except that western half of connecticut. bastards.
- Did you get the pipe bomb I mailed you? If so, are you still alive? — Gammakid999
- Yes. You're not very good at manufaturing explosives. My gerbil is using it as a dildo now.
- If I'm so bad at making explosives, then why did your gerbil just explode? — Gammakid999
- he's in the microwave
- Poob or Ploob? — Gammakid999
- i do not get the reference
- Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? — AtomicAnon
- yuppers
From The Logs
- 01:08, 10 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (for edit conflicting me in Forum:Last person to edit wins >:[)
- 00:16, 16 March 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 00:44, 20 June 3023 (account creation disabled) (The cabal wishes it)
- 00:20, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (two can play this game... >:])
- 00:23, 16 March 2026 Alula unblocked Alula (this is uncyclopedia. there are no games to be played here. except the priest goofball mod)
- 00:29, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 unblocked DaniPine3 (goofball mod tomorrow)
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“I hide behind this mask of wood and yet it does nothing to hide who I truly am.”
“there's a quote for the USP for ya.”
--Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 00:34, 19 March 2026 (UTC)