User:Codeine

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    your anti-drug

Grand Cross of the Order

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 19 years, 5 months and 9 days.

This user is a total UKer and wants to steal your country albums for sport. (British Uncyclopedians)

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr-2

This user is a Master Seaguller and knows how to hit the spot

sh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Srpski-Hrvatski.

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow-3

Yd-N A native speaker of Yoda, this user is.

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers. rh-G

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user supports Pompey F.C (Because we aren't glory hunters) CHELSEA SUCKS!

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user denounces BENSON.

“The necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth.”

~ General James Wolfe, 1758

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Stuff I Started

Bold articles have been featured

• UnNews:Gaddafi killed in Libya; Botox industry in crisis
• Antipasta (with Mhaille)
• UnNews:Wikipedia now hosting child pornography
• Hoboeroticism (with Mhaille)
• Idiocrates
• Uncyclopedia:Fail (rewrite)
• UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism
• UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production
• UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"
• Em: (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
• Aa: (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
• HowTo:Online Jihad (rewrite)
• Chlamydia (band)
• Viet Nam (video game)
• Gulf War II (video game)
• UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina
• Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Under user)
• Charles Bukowski
• Vodafone (rewrite)
• Funky Cold Medina
• Tequila
• Bosnia
• Mount Everest
• Template:Supergrass
• Template:Hall-of-Famer
• Some Zork stuff
• and many Anniversaries

...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.

Images I made

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  Razor Glove.

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  A typical English country signpost (Featured)

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  Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia Admin

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  But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks? Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.

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  A pocketful of ninjastars. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.

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  It's a little-known fact that HP printers are set to 'evil' by default.

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  Pwn shops are not your friend.

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  Don't ask.

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  "Sophia", Andy Warhol, 1967

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  "The Creation of Sophia", Michelangelo, 1512

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  "Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato", Jan van Eyck, 1434

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  Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the Cockney Rebels

Awards, Titles and Honours

Grand Cross of the Order

	Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006

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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Featured Article: Idiocrates

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Hoboeroticism

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Image: Lost.png

This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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