User:Codeine
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“The necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth.”
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Stuff I Started
Bold articles have been featured
- UnNews:Gaddafi killed in Libya; Botox industry in crisis
- Antipasta (with Mhaille)
- UnNews:Wikipedia now hosting child pornography
- Hoboeroticism (with Mhaille)
- Idiocrates
- Uncyclopedia:Fail (rewrite)
- UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism
- UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production
- UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"
- Em: (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
- Aa: (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
- HowTo:Online Jihad (rewrite)
- Chlamydia (band)
- Viet Nam (video game)
- Gulf War II (video game)
- UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina
- Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Under user)
- Charles Bukowski
- Vodafone (rewrite)
- Funky Cold Medina
- Tequila
- Bosnia
- Mount Everest
- Template:Supergrass
- Template:Hall-of-Famer
- Some Zork stuff
- and many Anniversaries
...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.
Images I made
Razor Glove.
A typical English country signpost (Featured)
Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia Admin
But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks? Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.
A pocketful of ninjastars. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.
It's a little-known fact that HP printers are set to 'evil' by default.
Pwn shops are not your friend.
Don't ask.
"Sophia", Andy Warhol, 1967
"The Creation of Sophia", Michelangelo, 1512
"Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato", Jan van Eyck, 1434
Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the Cockney Rebels
Awards, Titles and Honours
 Grand Cross of the Order |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006 |
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
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Splaka has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Razorflame has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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AAA! has awarded you a cookie for banning BENSON! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:kjhf (for showing me the Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol) has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:B0n_b0ns (for banning BENSON, that guy was getting on everyones nerves.) has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:Under user has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
and dealing with the crud-meisters. –Mhaille
This admin is such a bastard, users who have been caught in their wake have had to complain to other admins.
This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that their so keen about it, up with which you may or may not put.
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This template has been placed here because Yuri von Juan is pleased with you. Well done. Soon to be coming your way is a lemon and a pie because Yuri von Juan thinks you're special.
...He's the only one that does. |
Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for reconciling the cheese-pie conflict in the BENSON forum.. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum
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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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| CONGRATULATIONS! You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness! [[{|]] [[|}]] |
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This user is presented the Clever Deinonychus award for making Colin "All your base" Heaney laugh through some clever use of words that may or may not involve dinosaurs on IRC. |
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