Caffeine

Caffeine

Caffeine

Thisishowacaffeinemolecule looksofcourseitdoesn'tactually looklikethatthisisjustadiagram ofhowthemoleculeisstructured inreallifeitlookslikeawhite powderunlessitsdissolvedin coffeeorsomething.

Thisishowacaffeinemolecule looksofcourseitdoesn'tactually looklikethatthisisjustadiagram ofhowthemoleculeisstructured inreallifeitlookslikeawhite powderunlessitsdissolvedin coffeeorsomething.

Caffeineisa chemical whichmakesyoureallyhyperandexcitedandgivesyoulotsofenergy andstuff. It'sfoundincoffee andchocolateandbawlsandenergydrinks. Idrinkthosethingsallthetimeanditmakesmefeelreallyhyperandexcitedandstuff.

Caffeineisa chemical whichmakesyoureallyhyperandexcitedandgivesyoulotsofenergy andstuff. It'sfoundincoffee andchocolateandbawlsandenergydrinks. Idrinkthosethingsallthetimeanditmakesmefeelreallyhyperandexcitedandstuff.

PeoplesayIhavetoomuchcaffeinebutthey'retotallywrong;Ionlydrinklikefifteencupsofcoffeeadayforchristssake. ThatsnotalotyouknowwhatImean?

PeoplesayIhavetoomuchcaffeinebutthey'retotallywrong;Ionlydrinklikefifteencupsofcoffeeadayforchristssake. ThatsnotalotyouknowwhatImean?

WhereCaffeinecanbefound

WhereCaffeinecanbefound

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CaffeineisfoundinallsortsofplacesitsincoffeewhichIdrinkalotandinchocolateandFooshmintsandcoffee. IreallylikedrinkingcoffeeittastesgoodanditgivesmeabuzzanditkeepsmefromfallingasleepwhenIminthemiddleofsomething. OnetimeIdrankfiftysixcupsofcoffeeandeverythingwasmovingreallyslowlylikeIwasinTheMatrix. CaffeineisalsofoundincaffeinepillswhicharepillsofpurecaffeinethosereallygiveyouaboostIdonteventakethemoneatatimeItake themonebottleatatimewheneverImfeelingnormal Ijustpopdownafewcasesofcaffeinepillsanditgoesaway.

SomepeopleliketheircoffeewithmilkandsugarIlikethesugarsometimesbutthemilkjusttakesuproomthat couldbefilledwithextracaffeine. Ilikeeatingdoughnutstoowithmycoffeedoughnutsarereallygoodwithcoffeeyoucandunkthemandeatthemthenhavemorecoffeeand moredoughnuts. roflroflroflroflroflroflrofln00bFooshmintsarethesemintsthathavecaffeineinthemtheyaregoodbecausetheyhavethesameamountofcaffeineasacupof coffeebuttheymakeyourbreathsmellniceunlikecoffeewhichmakesitsmellbadmybreathsmellsbadfromcoffeealotbecauseIdrinkmorethan mostpeoplebutthenIjusttakesomeFooshmintsandmybreathsmellsniceagain.

Caffeineismadeofamixtureofcalciumflourideironiodideandneon

CaffeineisfoundinallsortsofplacesitsincoffeewhichIdrinkalotandinchocolateandFooshmintsandcoffee. IreallylikedrinkingcoffeeittastesgoodanditgivesmeabuzzanditkeepsmefromfallingasleepwhenIminthemiddleofsomething. OnetimeIdrankfiftysixcupsofcoffeeandeverythingwasmovingreallyslowlylikeIwasinTheMatrix. CaffeineisalsofoundincaffeinepillswhicharepillsofpurecaffeinethosereallygiveyouaboostIdonteventakethemoneatatimeItake themonebottleatatimewheneverImfeelingnormal Ijustpopdownafewcasesofcaffeinepillsanditgoesaway.

SomepeopleliketheircoffeewithmilkandsugarIlikethesugarsometimesbutthemilkjusttakesuproomthat couldbefilledwithextracaffeine. Ilikeeatingdoughnutstoowithmycoffeedoughnutsarereallygoodwithcoffeeyoucandunkthemandeatthemthenhavemorecoffeeand moredoughnuts. roflroflroflroflroflroflrofln00bFooshmintsarethesemintsthathavecaffeineinthemtheyaregoodbecausetheyhavethesameamountofcaffeineasacupof coffeebuttheymakeyourbreathsmellniceunlikecoffeewhichmakesitsmellbadmybreathsmellsbadfromcoffeealotbecauseIdrinkmorethan mostpeoplebutthenIjusttakesomeFooshmintsandmybreathsmellsniceagain.

Caffeineismadeofamixtureofcalciumflourideironiodideandneon

UsesofCaffeine

UsesofCaffeine

Itriedtomakeadrawingbutmyhandwas goingallovertheplacesoIcouldn'tyouknow whatImean?

Itriedtomakeadrawingbutmyhandwas goingallovertheplacesoIcouldn'tyouknow whatImean?

Caffeineisusedtokeepyouupandkeepyoufrom fallingasleepitcertainlyworksformeInevergotosleepIhaven'tsleptforlikethreeyearsit'stooboring you justlaythereanddonothingyouknowwhatImean?Istarteddrinkinglotsoofcoffeeincollegebecauseineededtostayuplate tofinishhomeworkbutitwaskindahardtoreadbecausethewordskeptmovingalloverthepageitwasreallyannoyingIthoughtitwas becauseIwasgettingtiredsoIhadmore caffeineandIpassedoutthenwhenIwokeupmyroommatewasalllike "Dudeyoudrankwaytoomuchcoffee."onlyhesaiditreallyslowlylike "Dude, you drank way too much coffee."

Caffeineisusedtokeepyouupandkeepyoufrom fallingasleepitcertainlyworksformeInevergotosleepIhaven'tsleptforlikethreeyearsit'stooboring you justlaythereanddonothingyouknowwhatImean?Istarteddrinkinglotsoofcoffeeincollegebecauseineededtostayuplate tofinishhomeworkbutitwaskindahardtoreadbecausethewordskeptmovingalloverthepageitwasreallyannoyingIthoughtitwas becauseIwasgettingtiredsoIhadmore caffeineandIpassedoutthenwhenIwokeupmyroommatewasalllike "Dudeyoudrankwaytoomuchcoffee."onlyhesaiditreallyslowlylike "Dude, you drank way too much coffee."

CaffeineisalsousefulAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! whenyou'replayinggamesbecauseyoucanbereallyalertand fastandyouplaybetterespeciallybecauseyou'reprobablyplayingatnightwhenmostpeopleareasleepsoyouhavetohave calmingeffectsofcaffeinearesmonsterifficwiththecaffeieneatingkittenswhilehuffingtheoneswithorangecoatsmakinggocrazylikethecaffeinewiththecaffeinetostayawakethismakesitreallypopularamonggamerswhoconsumeitinlargeammountsbuttheydefinitelydon'tuseitasmuchasIdo.

CaffeineisalsousefulAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! whenyou'replayinggamesbecauseyoucanbereallyalertand fastandyouplaybetterespeciallybecauseyou'reprobablyplayingatnightwhenmostpeopleareasleepsoyouhavetohave calmingeffectsofcaffeinearesmonsterifficwiththecaffeieneatingkittenswhilehuffingtheoneswithorangecoatsmakinggocrazylikethecaffeinewiththecaffeinetostayawakethismakesitreallypopularamonggamerswhoconsumeitinlargeammountsbuttheydefinitelydon'tuseitasmuchasIdo.

CaffeineundvideogamesTOTHECLOUD!!!Idon'tuseitforgamingmostofthetimethoughIjusttakeitbecauseitmakesmealwhackedupitslikeadruglikekittensonlyitswaybetteryouknowwhatImean?

CaffeineundvideogamesTOTHECLOUD!!!Idon'tuseitforgamingmostofthetimethoughIjusttakeitbecauseitmakesmealwhackedupitslikeadruglikekittensonlyitswaybetteryouknowwhatImean?

Cappucino

Cappucino

Cappucinoisagreatdrink(atleastsometypesofitaregreat)andisveryusefulwhenyourmamma says"Youcan'tdrinkcoffeeyou'retooyoungandwon'tbeabletosleeptonightifyouconsumetoomuchcaffeine" andyoucanjustbuyacappucinoandpretendit'sahotchocolatebecauseitkindalookssimilaryouknowwhatImean? Let'stakealookatsomeofthepopularandnotsopopulartypesofcappucinoshallwe?

Cappucinoisagreatdrink(atleastsometypesofitaregreat)andisveryusefulwhenyourmamma says"Youcan'tdrinkcoffeeyou'retooyoungandwon'tbeabletosleeptonightifyouconsumetoomuchcaffeine" andyoucanjustbuyacappucinoandpretendit'sahotchocolatebecauseitkindalookssimilaryouknowwhatImean? Let'stakealookatsomeofthepopularandnotsopopulartypesofcappucinoshallwe?

TypesofCappucino

TypesofCappucino

• Cappucino:themostpopulartypeofcappucinoandthereforethebestgettheidea?

  Cappucino:themostpopulartypeofcappucinoandthereforethebestgettheidea?
• Frapacino:anicedbeveragethatidonotpreferbecauseofthelakeofcoffeitsmostlymadefromice,whippedcream,andsomeotherstuffsthatsnotcoffee.

  Frapacino:anicedbeveragethatidonotpreferbecauseofthelakeofcoffeitsmostlymadefromice,whippedcream,andsomeotherstuffsthatsnotcoffee.
• Moccacino:thesecondmostpopulartypeofcappucinoandIhateitbecauseitgotinventedbysomeAustralianterroristplanningtotakeovertheworld.

  Moccacino:thesecondmostpopulartypeofcappucinoandIhateitbecauseitgotinventedbysomeAustralianterroristplanningtotakeovertheworld.
• Megaccino:likecappucinobutevenbettercauseit'sbiggergettheidea?

  Megaccino:likecappucinobutevenbettercauseit'sbiggergettheidea?
• Muggaccino:analternativespellingofmegaccinobutmorestraightforwardyouknowwhatImean?

  Muggaccino:analternativespellingofmegaccinobutmorestraightforwardyouknowwhatImean?
• Catpoocino:someweirdtypeofcoffeeinwhichthenutsarefirstdigestedbyawildcatbeforebeingprocessed. Itrieditbutitwassodisgustingespeciallythecolourandflavouranditdidn'tmakemefeelasgoodasI'dexpecteditwouldDAMMIT!

  Catpoocino:someweirdtypeofcoffeeinwhichthenutsarefirstdigestedbyawildcatbeforebeingprocessed. Itrieditbutitwassodisgustingespeciallythecolourandflavouranditdidn'tmakemefeelasgoodasI'dexpecteditwouldDAMMIT!
• Flametreecino:thiswasinventedbysomeotherhypoAustralianandismadeoutofthegroundseedsofBrachychitonacerifoliumwhichmeansitisnotarealcappucino. IhatethisonetoobecauseapparentlyitCONTAINSNOCAFFEINEATALL.

  Flametreecino:thiswasinventedbysomeotherhypoAustralianandismadeoutofthegroundseedsofBrachychitonacerifoliumwhichmeansitisnotarealcappucino. IhatethisonetoobecauseapparentlyitCONTAINSNOCAFFEINEATALL.
• Broccocino:apositivelyweirdtypeofcappucinomadebackinthedarkagesforsuperrichkingsandqueensandit'smadeofamixtureofcappucinoandbroccolidisgustingeh? TheyreckonitcausedJulanoMobileatoinventtheRubbisch languagebutIknowbetterthantobelievethemhehheh!

  Broccocino:apositivelyweirdtypeofcappucinomadebackinthedarkagesforsuperrichkingsandqueensandit'smadeofamixtureofcappucinoandbroccolidisgustingeh? TheyreckonitcausedJulanoMobileatoinventtheRubbisch languagebutIknowbetterthantobelievethemhehheh!
• Kylesmomaccino:bestservedwithwhippedcreamandadoubleshotofoohididntknowthiswaspossiblekylesmom!!

  Kylesmomaccino:bestservedwithwhippedcreamandadoubleshotofoohididntknowthiswaspossiblekylesmom!!

EffectsofCaffeine

EffectsofCaffeine

ScientistssaythatcaffeineisadrugbecauseitisnotafoodanditeffectsthewaythebrainworksI'veneverhadanydrugsbesidescaffeinesoIwouldn'tknow. CaffeinereallymakesmeallweirdandcrazyIguessthatstheeffectithasonthebrainbecausewheneverIhaveliketwoboxesofcaffeinepillsIgetatonofenergyandIgetallhyperandstuffyouknowwhatImean? butmostofthetimeitjustgetsmereallyhyperandenergeticandhappyandcontenttodothiungslikewhateverimdoingbutmakesimorefunandinterestingandholycrapidontknowwhereiputmykeysohyeahIfound themlyingnearmybedCaffeineusedtobereallyeffectiveIcouldjusthavefiveorsixcupsandIwouldgetallhyperandexcitedandstuffbutnowcaffeineisnotsoexcitinganymoreIhavetohavelotsofittogetabuzz IguessthatsbecauseIgotusedtoitovertimelikesomescientistssaythatIfyoutakeadrugalotyougetusedtoitsoyouhavetotakemoreotherwiseitwon'thaveaneffect. Speakingofscientistssomeofthemdidanexpirimentonspiderswheretheygavethemsomecaffeineandlookedattheirwebsandtheywereallfuckedupitwaslikethemormalspiderswebwasallcondensed andneatandthenthecaffeinatedspiderwebwasgoingallovertheplaceitwaslikeFewoo! Fewee!Fwoosh!youknowwhatImean? SometimesifIhaveenoughcaffeineIgetlikethatI'malllikeFewoo! Fewee!Fwoosh!andI'mgoingallovertheplaceyouknowwhatImean?

ScientistssaythatcaffeineisadrugbecauseitisnotafoodanditeffectsthewaythebrainworksI'veneverhadanydrugsbesidescaffeinesoIwouldn'tknow. CaffeinereallymakesmeallweirdandcrazyIguessthatstheeffectithasonthebrainbecausewheneverIhaveliketwoboxesofcaffeinepillsIgetatonofenergyandIgetallhyperandstuffyouknowwhatImean? butmostofthetimeitjustgetsmereallyhyperandenergeticandhappyandcontenttodothiungslikewhateverimdoingbutmakesimorefunandinterestingandholycrapidontknowwhereiputmykeysohyeahIfound themlyingnearmybedCaffeineusedtobereallyeffectiveIcouldjusthavefiveorsixcupsandIwouldgetallhyperandexcitedandstuffbutnowcaffeineisnotsoexcitinganymoreIhavetohavelotsofittogetabuzz IguessthatsbecauseIgotusedtoitovertimelikesomescientistssaythatIfyoutakeadrugalotyougetusedtoitsoyouhavetotakemoreotherwiseitwon'thaveaneffect. Speakingofscientistssomeofthemdidanexpirimentonspiderswheretheygavethemsomecaffeineandlookedattheirwebsandtheywereallfuckedupitwaslikethemormalspiderswebwasallcondensed andneatandthenthecaffeinatedspiderwebwasgoingallovertheplaceitwaslikeFewoo! Fewee!Fwoosh!youknowwhatImean? SometimesifIhaveenoughcaffeineIgetlikethatI'malllikeFewoo! Fewee!Fwoosh!andI'mgoingallovertheplaceyouknowwhatImean?

Overuse

Overuse

Overuseofcaffeinecanmakeyouimpatentandyoucanneverhavesexwithawoman.butifyoudrinkthatmuchcaffeineyouwillprobablyneverhavesexanyway. Youwillalsohavecaffeinebabiestheequivalenttocrackbabies.

Overuseofcaffeinecanmakeyouimpatentandyoucanneverhavesexwithawoman.butifyoudrinkthatmuchcaffeineyouwillprobablyneverhavesexanyway. Youwillalsohavecaffeinebabiestheequivalenttocrackbabies.

AlternativestoCaffeine

AlternativestoCaffeine

SomepeoplesaythatcaffeineisbadforyoubecauseitmakesyourheartgoreallyfastandsoundlikeamachinegunbutIdon'tknowanythingaboutthatI'vebeenoncaffeineforthepastfifteenyearsnow soIdon'tthinkitsreallythatbadbutmaybeitisandiwilldieanearlydeath. Ifyouthinkcaffeinemightbebadforyouthereareseveralalternativestoitthatmakeyouallexcitedandstuffimgoingtotellthemtoyou nowsoyoubetterlistenbecauseaparentlyItalkreallyfastIdon'tthinkIdobuteveryoneImeetsaysthatsoIguesIdoanywayheregoes:

1. Adrenaline -Adrenalineisgreatyoucanfinditinhospitalsbecausetheyuseitforpeoplewhoseheartsstopbeatingsoifyouraidahospitalyoucangetsomeandinjectacoupledozendoses inI'vehadadrenalinebeforeitwasreallygreatalmostasgoodascaffeinebutitwassohardtogetIthinkiwouldprefercoffee.
2. Sugar -OndayswhenIhavetwicetheammountofcoffeeInormallydopeopleatworkaskmeifI'vebeeneatingthesugaroutofthesugarbowlofcourseineverdothatIjustdrinkcoffeebutIguesssome peopleliketodothatbecauseittastesgoodtheonlyproblemisittakesalotofsugartogiveyouabuzzanditwearsoffprettyquickly.
3. Cocaine -Aparentlycocaineisillegalbecausepeoplegetaddictedtoitanditkillspeoplebutitdidn'treallyhaveamajoreffectonmebecauseitookitduringamajorcaffeinehighsonothingreally happenedthatInoticedifyouwanttouseititsprobablymoreharmfulthancaffeineanditcostsahellofalotofmoneybutwhateveryouknowwhatImean?
4. Taurine-It'slikecaffeineoncocaineormaybemorelikecocaineoncaffeinewhichiskindofironicwhenyouthinkaboutitbuttheystickitinRedBullhencethenameandittasteslikesourgymsocksbut
   DAMNitgetsyougoinginthemorningIoncedrankacanoftaurineandaced4finalexamsinonedaywithoutstudyingforthembecausetaurinemakesyouSMARTandsometimesyoumixitwith
   inositolandglucoseandmethandyougoINSANEliketotatllybatfuckinsaneWAHAHAHAHAHoooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'mafiremanIalwayswantedtobeafiremanand
   arobotninjakaratepolicemanastronautwhofightscrimeandsavespeoplebutrightnowIhavetogotoworkanddostuffbecausemybossisgettingharassedbyhissuperiorssoweallhavetowork
   overtimewhichiswhyIdrankallthisfreakingRedBullinthefirstplace!
5. Speed-Amphetaminesofvarioussortsarelikesuperiorcaffeineinthattheyhavesimilarorbettereffectswithoutthehearttroubleandthestomachtroubleandwithspeedyoudon'tworryaboutnot

sleepingyoujustdon'tsleepuntilyoudoandthenboydoyousleepandbesidesthere'sabunchofamphetaminesthatworkfastorslowandlastalongtimeorgiveyouabigrushallatoncebutthe60'srockgroup CannedHeatsaid"speedkills"butdrugsdon'tkillpeoplestoppedheartsandlackofrespirationkillspeopleandBritishpopculturehasbeendependentonamphetaminesfordecadestherewouldbenoWhono modsandforthatmatternoElvisCostellowithoutamphetaminesandyoucan'thavetruckerswithoutlittlewhitepillsSixDaysOnTheRoadandI'mgonnamakeithometonightjustgimmeweedwhitesandwine andI'llbewillingsoyouknowthetimesaresuchthatitdoesn'tmatterthatyou'reparanoidbecausethere'ssomuchmoretobeafraidofthanyouhavetimefor

1. Crack-onceyou'vetriedcrackthere'snothingelsetodoandnothingelsethatmattersbutthat'sbecauseeverypartofyourbrainexceptthepartthatlikescrackandthepartthatmakesyoufeelutterlyvile whenyoudon'thavecrackjustDIESandrotsawayleavingbighollowechoeyplaceswherethewindwhispersCrackCrackCrack
2. Electricity-BetweendeadandwelldoneisaplacewhereeverythinghappensatonceandtimestopsandyouareSOFASTunfortunatelyithurtslikeeverycellwenttoitsownhellanditsareallyhardlighttowalktowards
3. GET SOME SLEEP-

fuckofficantdothatshitigottogetupintimesoicanmakemycoffeeinthemorningandthensnortsomecaffeinethengotostarbuckstogetmorecoffeeandthengotoworkandmakemorecoffeeandthenihavetodoworkandthenigobacktothecoffeemachinethenigobackandforthallday andthenigohomeafterimakecoffeeonemoretimethenstopatstarbuckstogetmorethengethometomakemoreandthenicantsleepsoigetmorecoffeeandthenistillcantsleepsoiinhalesomepowderedcaffeinetohelpmesleepandthen ITS ALREADY TIME TO GO TO WORK SHIT

CAFFEINEINHIGHQUANTITIESCAUSESMYFRIENDSTOTELLMETHENEXTMORNINGABOUTALLTHESEWEIRDSOUNDSIWASMAKINGBUTIDONTREMEMBERTHATPARTTHEYALSOVIDEOTAPED MEHAVINGASEIZURE BUTIDELETEDITCAUSEIWASALLLIKEGASHASHASHASHAYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?ITSCAREDMEIWASALLLIKEHOLYCRAPYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?

SomepeoplesaythatcaffeineisbadforyoubecauseitmakesyourheartgoreallyfastandsoundlikeamachinegunbutIdon'tknowanythingaboutthatI'vebeenoncaffeineforthepastfifteenyearsnow soIdon'tthinkitsreallythatbadbutmaybeitisandiwilldieanearlydeath. Ifyouthinkcaffeinemightbebadforyouthereareseveralalternativestoitthatmakeyouallexcitedandstuffimgoingtotellthemtoyou nowsoyoubetterlistenbecauseaparentlyItalkreallyfastIdon'tthinkIdobuteveryoneImeetsaysthatsoIguesIdoanywayheregoes:

1. Adrenaline -Adrenalineisgreatyoucanfinditinhospitalsbecausetheyuseitforpeoplewhoseheartsstopbeatingsoifyouraidahospitalyoucangetsomeandinjectacoupledozendoses inI'vehadadrenalinebeforeitwasreallygreatalmostasgoodascaffeinebutitwassohardtogetIthinkiwouldprefercoffee.
2. Sugar -OndayswhenIhavetwicetheammountofcoffeeInormallydopeopleatworkaskmeifI'vebeeneatingthesugaroutofthesugarbowlofcourseineverdothatIjustdrinkcoffeebutIguesssome peopleliketodothatbecauseittastesgoodtheonlyproblemisittakesalotofsugartogiveyouabuzzanditwearsoffprettyquickly.
3. Cocaine -Aparentlycocaineisillegalbecausepeoplegetaddictedtoitanditkillspeoplebutitdidn'treallyhaveamajoreffectonmebecauseitookitduringamajorcaffeinehighsonothingreally happenedthatInoticedifyouwanttouseititsprobablymoreharmfulthancaffeineanditcostsahellofalotofmoneybutwhateveryouknowwhatImean?
4. Taurine-It'slikecaffeineoncocaineormaybemorelikecocaineoncaffeinewhichiskindofironicwhenyouthinkaboutitbuttheystickitinRedBullhencethenameandittasteslikesourgymsocksbut
   DAMNitgetsyougoinginthemorningIoncedrankacanoftaurineandaced4finalexamsinonedaywithoutstudyingforthembecausetaurinemakesyouSMARTandsometimesyoumixitwith
   inositolandglucoseandmethandyougoINSANEliketotatllybatfuckinsaneWAHAHAHAHAHoooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'mafiremanIalwayswantedtobeafiremanand
   arobotninjakaratepolicemanastronautwhofightscrimeandsavespeoplebutrightnowIhavetogotoworkanddostuffbecausemybossisgettingharassedbyhissuperiorssoweallhavetowork
   overtimewhichiswhyIdrankallthisfreakingRedBullinthefirstplace!
5. Speed-Amphetaminesofvarioussortsarelikesuperiorcaffeineinthattheyhavesimilarorbettereffectswithoutthehearttroubleandthestomachtroubleandwithspeedyoudon'tworryaboutnot

sleepingyoujustdon'tsleepuntilyoudoandthenboydoyousleepandbesidesthere'sabunchofamphetaminesthatworkfastorslowandlastalongtimeorgiveyouabigrushallatoncebutthe60'srockgroup CannedHeatsaid"speedkills"butdrugsdon'tkillpeoplestoppedheartsandlackofrespirationkillspeopleandBritishpopculturehasbeendependentonamphetaminesfordecadestherewouldbenoWhono modsandforthatmatternoElvisCostellowithoutamphetaminesandyoucan'thavetruckerswithoutlittlewhitepillsSixDaysOnTheRoadandI'mgonnamakeithometonightjustgimmeweedwhitesandwine andI'llbewillingsoyouknowthetimesaresuchthatitdoesn'tmatterthatyou'reparanoidbecausethere'ssomuchmoretobeafraidofthanyouhavetimefor

1. Crack-onceyou'vetriedcrackthere'snothingelsetodoandnothingelsethatmattersbutthat'sbecauseeverypartofyourbrainexceptthepartthatlikescrackandthepartthatmakesyoufeelutterlyvile whenyoudon'thavecrackjustDIESandrotsawayleavingbighollowechoeyplaceswherethewindwhispersCrackCrackCrack
2. Electricity-BetweendeadandwelldoneisaplacewhereeverythinghappensatonceandtimestopsandyouareSOFASTunfortunatelyithurtslikeeverycellwenttoitsownhellanditsareallyhardlighttowalktowards
3. GET SOME SLEEP-

fuckofficantdothatshitigottogetupintimesoicanmakemycoffeeinthemorningandthensnortsomecaffeinethengotostarbuckstogetmorecoffeeandthengotoworkandmakemorecoffeeandthenihavetodoworkandthenigobacktothecoffeemachinethenigobackandforthallday andthenigohomeafterimakecoffeeonemoretimethenstopatstarbuckstogetmorethengethometomakemoreandthenicantsleepsoigetmorecoffeeandthenistillcantsleepsoiinhalesomepowderedcaffeinetohelpmesleepandthen ITS ALREADY TIME TO GO TO WORK SHIT

CAFFEINEINHIGHQUANTITIESCAUSESMYFRIENDSTOTELLMETHENEXTMORNINGABOUTALLTHESEWEIRDSOUNDSIWASMAKINGBUTIDONTREMEMBERTHATPARTTHEYALSOVIDEOTAPED MEHAVINGASEIZURE BUTIDELETEDITCAUSEIWASALLLIKEGASHASHASHASHAYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?ITSCAREDMEIWASALLLIKEHOLYCRAPYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?

Inshort

Inshort

SoyeahIguesswhatI'mtryingtosayisthemorecaffeinethebetteryouknowwhatImean? Butsometimes the coffee high can wear down and you start to feel normal ttthhheeennn yyyooouuu gggeeettt rrreeeaaalll sssllleeepppyyy until you drink more coffee.

SoyeahIguesswhatI'mtryingtosayisthemorecaffeinethebetteryouknowwhatImean? Butsometimes the coffee high can wear down and you start to feel normal ttthhheeennn yyyooouuu gggeeettt rrreeeaaalll sssllleeepppyyy until you drink more coffee.

Conclusion

Whew. That's better. Hm. I feel sort of depressed. Could you please pass the caffeine?

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