User:Codeine/Vandalisms

This page is dedicated to all the vandals who have exercised their impotent rage at me doing my job by vandalising my userpage with the content shown below. Anonymous IP's, I salute you! Or maybe I just point and laugh.

Various clueless cock-ends from "The World Game Forum", whatever the hell that is

IS A STUPID CUNT WHO DELETED THE BEST PAGE OF ALL TIME

I believe the phrase is "Epic lolz". Apparently I faced their mighty wrath and vengeance, which amounted to about 3 minutes worth of page blanking. Oh noes!

Thepizzaguy516 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

FUCK U!!!!! i wasnt done!!!! u suck dick!! aahaaaahahahah! blaaaaaa!!!!!!! erick will flex his pythons across ur faaaaaaace!

no but seriously that was a dick move i didnt care that u deleted it but u deleted it right b4 i could show my friend anything i wasnt done u bitch

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English, motherfucker! Can you speak it?

User:85.195.123.29

That article took us months to make, you bastard assed furniture sucking ass ball!

User:216.240.157.71

LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.

Never underestimate how little a vandal grasps the concept of irony.

User:172.141.33.35

NEWS FLASH don't fuck with me codeine. You will always lose.

The same guy as above. Also never underestimate a vandal's sense of their own self worth.

User:192.135.209.8)

codeine sucks n00bs for $$$

How did he know? Oh, the cards in the phone boxes, I bet that was it.

User:82.111.23.198

could you just block me aleady? boy, you must have a lot of time on your hands.

This is kind of sad really. Fortunately, like all admins I have a sadistic streak, but this begs the metaphysical question; is it right for a sadist to hurt a masochist?

User:82.111.23.198

warnfied. Damn this is fun. Its like I talk in this, and when you block my fake IP, you talk in the reasons box. So fun! lots of love, Ubergod. I'll bet you don't even know enough html to make bliddy music appear on your computer

Thankfully, no. Ignorance is bliss, as all the happy folk on this page will testify.

User:Ubergod

dont mess with the haxx0r. then again, i messed with you. ah well. I even changed that guys thing back, you know. not any more though. ill just be an annoying pest from now on, shall I? i mean, you can always chane it back, you know. which you do. and im just going on and on...

Some people need more help than I can give them.

User:147.83.68.216

</gallery> IDIOT ==<=school+college&qnone=&ngrams=&where=name&local=1&wiki=&

I think he might not have quite grasped basic wiki formatting yet. Ahh, bless 'im.

User:216.20.40.18

The Dr. was here, bitch, fuck you, you messed with the wrong guy BITCH!

It's amazing how many "wrong guys" I mess with. Hopefully the right guy will be as vociferous in letting me know when I do eventually get round to messing with him.

User:24.149.167.19

LOLOLOLROFLLOLOLROFLMAO To do list

• Kill some niggers
• Masturbate to scat porn
• Suck a dick for coke
• Suck claymation's dick
• Watch OysterDEAD LOL

An interesting alteration to my "To do list".

User:165.201.5.7

I suck greatly

peaches come from a can they were put there by a man in a factory downtown

Dancing time

o\-< o|-< o/-<

Don't edit whilst under the influence of drink or drugs, kids.

User:68.149.100.13

Im a toal ghey lololololololol!!!!!11111

Why someone would choose my userpage to "come out", I have no idea. Still, good luck with that.

User:65.115.204.3

GARLAND HIGH SCHOOL ALL THE WAY BITCH

User:216.66.21.176

SUCK MY NIGGA ASSS

User:216.66.21.176

EAT MY DICK

User:216.66.21.176

lol I suck ass because my mother is a terrorist whore

This ain't a confessional, pal.

User:81.157.137.179

BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. ctrl+v BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES. BRING BACK HEAVENGAMES....

Someone never quite got past the "Are we there yet dad?" phase on summer vacation, I suspect.

User:70.250.43.21

kono don delete my shit!

User:65.115.204.3

U FAGGET

U ILLITERET

User:Arthur on Crack

I AM A BUTT LICKER

Good old Cracky. A+ for effort, but a D- for originality, unfortunately.

User:20 Crazy Carl on Crack accounts blocked!

butt crack

User:Spock on Crack v2.0

fucking buttcrack

An interesting variation on his established theme. At least he's out there trying something new.

User:64.72.123.89

#REDIRECT [[Shit]]

User:72.232.185.194

Hey i am so sorry abou this:

YOU WoN I\'m very sorry! May you please forgive me.. Yes.. I know this is a funny site but some topics on war, terrorism, death, might offend many people. So may you please unblock 66.25.132.168 and 206.77.151.18 Thank you You won congrats :)

私は非常に残念である! あなたは私を許すように。はい 。これが おかしい場所であるしかし戦争すなわちテロリ ズムすなわち死のあるトピックが, 多くの人々をおこら せるかもしれなかったことを私は知っている。 そうあな たは感謝するあなたがcongrats に勝った あなたに 66.25.132.168 の邪魔を除くように:)

나는 아주 유감스럽다 ! 너는 제발 나에게를 용서한 q#요은이. 그렇다. 이것이 재미 있는위치 이다 그러나 전쟁 , 공포정치, 죽음에 얼마간 화제가, 많은 사람을 기분을 상하게 한 것을 나는 안다. 이렇게 너는 감사한다 너가 congrats을 이긴 너를 제발 66.25.132.168을 unblock q#요은이 :)

انا اسف جدا! هل لكم يغفر لي. . نعم. . اعرف هذا الموقع ولكن مضحكا بعض المواضيع الحرب علي الارهاب والموت وقد عرض العديد من الناس. ذلك ان افتح لكم شكرا لكم 66.25.132.168 فاز كونغراتس :)

我很抱歉! 你可以原谅我. . 有的. . 我知道这是一个有趣的问题,但有些网站在战争、恐怖、死亡,可能得罪不少人. 所以你可以打开66.25.132.168congrats谢谢你了:)

¡Estoy muy apesadumbrado! Puede usted perdonarme por favor. Sí. Sé que esto es un sitio divertido pero algunos asuntos en la guerra, terrorismo, muerte, pudieron ofender a mucha gente. Puede usted desbloquear tan por favor 66,25,132,168 le agradece que usted ganó congrats:)

This guy scares me. It's either the Babel Fish translation, or the apologetic preface that does it, I'm not sure. Probably both.

User:217.42.122.175

Mukae na na titti tatti totto mammi mu

User:Vicodin

Codeine has been vandalized by Vicodin.

My evil twin! Damn you VICODIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!

Suttonhimself (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

wheres it all gone i wonder?

He'd actually moved my userpage to [[A bellend]]. Short memories these vandals have.

User:24.245.67.92

He is also the fucked up mother fucking fucker who deleted me and my friends fucking articles ] Added to my Biog section.

User:203.212.150.244

• Suck my own cock!

Another addition to my "To Do " list. If I could do that, do you think I'd be spending my time on Uncyclopedia?

User:131.47.100.31

Codeine R0x0rzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one!!000eleven!!11

Awww. Sweet. Banned.'

User:65.211.7.140

Ha, ha, stuuupid!!!

I guess he missed the "How To Be Funny And Not Just" part.

User:210.54.66.88

I will rip your face off using a Panda Bear because of your actions this day.........you scorpion. I fucking hate you Codeine. You're just a fat washed up loser. Go get a life you asshole. A random person's expression of hate towards Codeine.

210.54.66.88 needs to get Steve Ballmer's anger management counsellor's phone number.

204.184.29.2 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

I AM SMELLY AND IREAOIDOHIOISIPDSSAULHDSADSOIDSA)UWQIEWQEOP

User:84.60.109.100

FUCKER!!! DONT FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!

84.60.109.100 was my first userpage vandal, and as such will always hold a special place in my block log.