User talk:Suttonhimself

Welcome!

Hello, Suttonhimself, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 19:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Banned

I have banned you from editing the site for three days for your antics with King in Yellow's userpage. If you have a greviance or a disagreement with another user, the correct way to address it is by using the Forums, not by abuse. I suggest you use this time to go over the links displayed in the above welcome message and return with a more appropriate attitude. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:03, 11 June 2006 (UTC)