User:King In Yellow

Uncyclopedia:Babel

Second Lieutenant

Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly. Iä!

This user is a Royal elitist, and scoffs at those who are not.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. ow-4

This user is a mutant.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English. re-N

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs-N

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G

ah-G This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers. ah-G

fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh-G

elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers . elv-X

la-X This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers . la-X

enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers . enr-X

pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers . pika-X

So this is it. You found my hideout. Whaddaya want, a frickin' ribbon?

About Me

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

You want more, huh? Sorry. Not on the first date, pal.

Contributions

While I've made some minor contributions here and there, my main function is the detection and E-RAD-I-CA-TION of STU-PID HU-MAN CRAP!!! With the help of my pet Dalek. He's friendly, feel free to pet him on my talk page.

Awards

Got this one for wading through dreck with a machete and a flamethrower. Someone's gotta do it if we're ever going to win the war against brain-damaged 7th Grade boys.

Squeegee Warrior This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles.

• 80's Gangland Rule #126: Headbands can make anyone look "street."
• 80's Gangland Rule #126-A (Corollary): Except the guy in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video.

Supergrass This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

Yeah, that's right... I work for the MAN.

Ok, so I don't use the "show preview" button very much on my userpage! But I'm armed now!

I got the music in me!

Jump, Magic, Jump!

Aw, yeah!