QuickVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
The horror - spam File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time... UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request. Uncyclopedia:Sandbox/Edit history — pointlessUncyclopedia YouTube channel — expired construction tag and little potential anyways Liminal space — expired construction tag FedEx — expired construction tag Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyasdeleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft My Penis — his penis Category:Tropical — empty category File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused imageFile:UnArt.png — unusedFile:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio File:WoooooOowo.png — unused file with a really bad name File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused fileFile:Ms paint kitten huff.png — file is unusedNot anymore!! File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file File:Cocococonut.png — unused file Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh? UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page? Paul of Tarsus — HUFF HUFF HUFF!Template:Extended confirmed (redirect) (delete) — Huff this along with it. Nah, actually pretty funny.Too late now. -coffi You QVFD'd it after moving it and didn't move it back? I was using the template in my tool... -l10n (human)Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny.Too late now.User:Venom42422Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUMUser:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork"that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani All nippon airways — Geroffed and quivoffed File:World Countries.png Template:Text adventure/example — unused Template:Text adventure/header — unused Template:Text adventure/choice/hidden — unused Template:Text adventure/choice.css — unused Template:Text adventure/link — unused Template:Text adventure/choice — unused Template:Text adventure.css — unused DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam. File:White smoke new pope c-span.png — unused image UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/script.js — Doesn't work, waste of time.(I made it) Xuxa MeneghelSkull edit — Too new for deletion and too unfunny for ICUNot quite -L10n (human) File:AJMen.png — Per below. File:MonaLisaWhatever.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Beyonce Jay-Z.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisaDate.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Myspace.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Pulp Fiction.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Gone With The Wind.jpg — Per below. File:Moto Lisa.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Snowballs.jpg — Per below. File:MonaGaga.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa January.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa February.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa March.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa May.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa April.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa July.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa June.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa August.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa October.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisa November.jpg — Per below.
DPL based list*
No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!
- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.