QuickVFD

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Miércoles-blatant nonsense. 
I-24-redirect to deleted page. 
He said — Long crap
Technoblade — Short crap
PBS Kids — Short crap
Deisy Suarez-Giles — Vanity, spam
Larissa Manoela — Empty article
John Gray — Random crap
Fuckwit - English translator — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:The dog2 — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:Rhubella Marie — Random crap
UnVoyage:User:Jianhui67 — Spam/vanity.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz — Useless 
You know — Useless 
User talk:80.214.29.43 — Useless redirect.
115! (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect.
Your Fucking Mom — Pointless and stupid 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa — Pointless and stupid 
Bonhoeffer — Article w/ nothing
Magnum Opus — Short crap
̃ — Nothing to see here...
Communiɘ — Identical to Communism
Dwarf mobs quiz lynx.jpg, kvetch! (redirect) (delete) — Dumb redirect
Elijah Sommerz — Vanity.
Arcademajor — Wrong language, at best.
Juj — Short, no potential.
Janakabro — Vanity
User:DaumierSwiss — Vanity/business promotion.
Category:Classic Specials — Also unnecessary category.
Category:TV Special Episodes — I don’t think this category is necessary.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie — And it's back!
List of Powerpuff Girls episodes — Pointless, also nearly identical to an article with an expired ICU tag.
User:JEOC — Please see ban patrol.
User:Freighttrain — Please see ban patrol.
CryptoCRIT — spam
Utensils — Very short and actual vanda article.
Big dick contest — Unfunny and very short article.
Atto Abbas — Vanity page. 
Craig McCracken — It's the same as Wikipedia
Akash Upadhyay — Vanity page, user has been warned and now should be blocked. 
NFL Rush Zone — What the hell! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:21, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
XFL — What the hell! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:21, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
User talk:14.254.66.106 — Still deleted: spam/vandalism. --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 00:17, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
Mason Winter — Very short and unfunny article. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠
UnGames:Wizards of Power MMORPG/listen — Unfunny article, and the only contributor was an IP address. Likely short article.
,, — No meaningful content.
'' — No meaningful content.
@@ — No meaningful content.
Curios George — Unfunny article. And now expired ICU.
TomTom Brickhead — Non notable person and very short article, probably unfunny.
Brantford — Very little to no funny article.
Sucking sucking — Pure s*x vandalism.
UnDebate:Im gay — Unfunny article and probably vandalism.
HowTo:Freak out your friends and make them think your gay — Possible spam. Sent to ICU by ZB. - Kev
Slovakia — No meaningful content. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 22:21, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Senegal — No useful content. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 22:20, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Winnipeg Jets — Vandalism. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 18:14, 2 July 2020 (UTC)
Nils Bassen — Not in English, and short article. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 19:20, 1 July 2020 (UTC)
Yam Yam — Pure vandalism. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 00:11, 1 July 2020 (UTC)
Nutri Ventures - The Quest for the 7 Kingdoms — Possible vandalism and spam. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 15:44, 30 June 2020 (UTC) Placed an ICU to it. - Cat
Logan Paul — Very short article. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 01:02, 28 June 2020 (UTC) Changed into redirect - Kev
Cheese doodle — Purely short vandalism article. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 01:01, 28 June 2020 (UTC)
The Casagrandes — Nonsense whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 16:10, 24 June 2020 (UTC) ICU'd - ZB
Hopkinsville goblin — No meaningful content. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 21:28, 23 June 2020 (UTC)
User:Vandalise — Vandalism on a userpage of a user that doesn't exist User does exist - Zb
List of best bands ever — No useful content to be an article
Female circumcision — No useful content to be an article, probably vandalism
Space is minty fresh — Shortly
Forum:My sig — never mind I figured it out
Greensward Academy — Empty registration
Helen — Small registration
Walnut Whipping — Empty registration
Falafel — Empty registration
Baron of Loughmoe — Small article
Bbbbbb — It appears to just be the letter b 35,953 times - MrX
Cascading Style Sheets — Just a link to the wikipedia article, nothing else.
Template:Summary:Sandbox — My wolverwandolisms have been listed on the NRHP, this noobish-unwolverhaptonish page (by him) is a cacatoneditucan. Let'se-Tung it! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 20:50, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Summary:Sandbox — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Template:Greenbox: '''Tip''': If you place your sandbox on the beach, make it far from the ocean. What’s the point anyway, because don’t beaches usually have sand? — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Category:Writing and Editing — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Add Related wikiHows — Another shit by him --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Category:WikiHow — Fuck him! --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 21:34, 31 May 2020 (UTC)
Vandalism/example on wheels!/archive2 — Useless shit by this turd. --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 02:40, 15 June 2020 (UTC)
Ostrzyciel — Translating from Polish, it means focus puller, soooo... WTH is this page? --SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 19:37, 22 June 2020 (UTC)

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