QuickVFD

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Template:Nh (delete) — coded improperly, orphaned
File:HotPotato.jpg (delete) — No longer needed
Module:Portal/images/a (delete) — unnecessary spork
Module:Portal (subpages) (delete) — unnecessary spork
File:ApLogo.png (delete) — duplicate of svg
File:Olpenisnose.jpg (delete) — duplicate file
User:Abacab/AVGN (delete) — Don't need anymore
Template:Portal:Art/FeaturedArtMaterial (delete) — No longer needed
Template:For loop (delete) —  Deprecated spork - no longer needed
Template:ForLoop/aux (delete) —  Deprecated spork - no longer needed
Template:Numbered subpages/doc (delete) — Deprecated spork - no longer needed
User:Abacab/Saint Olivia Newton John (delete) — Don't need anymore
User:Abacab/Howard (delete) — Don't need anymore
User:Abacab/American Dragon Jake Long (delete) — Don't need anymore
User:Abacab/Gene and co (delete) — Don't need anymore
File:AlaricsackofRome.gif (delete) — unused
Portal:Theatre/Featured content (delete) — No longer needed
Exam of Formalism/1 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/10 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/2 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/3 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/4 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/5 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/6 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/7 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/8 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism/9 (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Exam of Formalism (subpages) (delete) — my failed project - author requested
Template:Citation/patent (delete) — no longer needed
Portal:Literature/Articles (delete) — no longer needed
Portal:Literature/Selected article (delete) — no longer needed
Portal:Literature/Selected article (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:People/Peopletpic (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Politics/BioNom (delete) — No longer needed
Portals/header (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Portal:box-footer (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Television/box-footer (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Random portal component/doc (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Random portal component (subpages) (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Comedy/box-footer (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Comedy/box-footer (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Theatre/box-footer (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Portal:Television/Selected article/Layout (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Film/Selected biography/C-3PO (delete) — No longer needed
Portal:Television/Selected article/2 (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Portal:Television/Selected article/2 (redirect) (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Sidebar with collapsible lists/row (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Sidebar with collapsible lists (subpages) (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Television colour (delete) — No longer needed
Template:InfoboxStart (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:InfoboxSection (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Senki Zesshou Symphogear (delete) — author's request
Category:Cowards (Everquest!) (delete) — Dead cat
File:Olivine basalt.jpg (delete) — duplicate from commons - striking the duplicate as now deleted so nobody touches the OG accidentally. peace   Cat  the Colourful (Feed me!)  Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:53, 22 October, 2021 (UTC)
Worst 100 Reflections on 2020 (delete) — empty page
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cat(cat(Cat(cat))) (delete) — useless
Steve Blackman (delete) — One line
Jjuice (delete) — one line
Jjuice (delete) — one line
Spoodle (delete) — one line
Ankha Zone (delete) — one line
Penguin Armies of Doom (delete) — one line
File:Lazzar.gif (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:Dancewhoop.gif (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:Yyyf.jpg (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:Wikiaexplodes.jpg (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:Mega-Boom.jpg (delete) — Unused Dupe
File:250px-SigmundFreud2.jpg (delete) — duplicate file
Template:Infobox Album/link (delete) — no longer needed - creates red links
File:Loss.jpg.svg (delete) — tried to svg loss.jpg, ended poorly
User:VerySeriousEditor/Ed Miliband (delete) — Blank page in userspace
File:MEATY MONTHLY.png (delete) — As creator of this, I request deletion as I think it is shit.
File:Jesusland.GIF (delete) — unused
Template:Namespace-formal (delete) — spork- duplicate function
Template:NFL Year (delete) — Creates redlinks
Template:Flatlist/microformat (delete) — Unnecessary wikipedia spork
Template:UF-hcard-person (delete) — unnecessary wikipedia spork
File:Twitter bird.png (delete) — duplicate file File:Twitter-logo.png
Jan Mayen (delete) — spork
Template:Template error report (delete) — Unnecessary Spork
Template:TemplateData header (delete) — Unnecessary Spork
TemplateData header (delete) — unnecessary spork
Template:Hatnote inline/invoke (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Hatnote inline/invoke (delete) — no longer needed
Template:UF-hcard-place (delete) — No longer needed
Template:Crossreference (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Citation/core (delete) — No longer needed
Category:User li (delete) — redir
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/SimBase (delete) — Pee review of a deleted page
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Stan (country) (delete) — Pee review of a deleted page
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Wall (Prison) (delete) — Pee review for a deleted page
Template:Refimprove (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Template:Citation/authors (delete) — Orphaned and extraneous
Category:Articles with unfunny statements (delete) — Daed cat
Category:Protected templates (delete) — Dead cat
Babel:Fr/ (delete) — no longer needed
Babel:Fr/Banni de l'Internet (delete) — orphaned subpage
Fr-Banni de l'Internet (redirect) (delete) — unnecessary redirect
Category:Fr: (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Hungarian (delete) — Dead cat - redirected to Hungary
Category:La: (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Lorem Ipsum (delete) — Dead cat - redirected to latin
Category:Latin letters (delete) — Dead cat - redirected to latin
Category:Babel (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Ja templates (delete) — Dead cat
Template:Ja/労働新聞 (delete) — no longer needed
Template:Ja/編集してよ (delete) — orphaned duplicate
Babel:Zh-hant/桶煤 (delete) — nonsense about Barrels of coal
Category:萬世一系 (talk) (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Chinese (Taiwan and Hong Kong's written form) (delete) — dead cat
Category:Bg (delete) — Dead cat
Babel talk:Bg История (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Babel talk:Предложение за изтриване (delete) — orphaned talk page
Yhibnhtebgvpofinbnihmognhu icmoznbgufjkigvbkjkivjdnjfvbn (redirect) (delete) — What?
Talk:Penis Disease (delete) — orphaned talk page
Muhammad Taufiq (delete) — Vanity
Talk:Friday Night Funkin' (redirect) (delete) — page move
File:Construction gray.png (delete) — unused file
UnNews:Tigers to play a warm-up match against Oman A on Friday (delete) — Spam
Creating Dinosaurs (delete) — Nonsense
Talk20th Century Studios (delete) — insufficient
Uknobversity (delete)
Category:Wikipedians interested in France (delete) — Dead cat
File:Very cute kitties.jpg (delete) Goatse
User:Abacab/Cyberchase (2008 version) (delete) — don't need it anymore
User:Abacab/Cyberchase (2010 version) (delete) — don't need it anymore
File:Amogusgender.png (delete) — borderline dupe
File:Jizz.jpg (delete) — stream of consciousness pap
File:New Amogusgender Flag.png (delete) — old qvfd didn't work :p
File:Rippy the Razor.jpg (delete) — another one
File:RealEmail.png (delete) — unused file
Category:Talk message boxes (delete) — Dead cat
Category:Articles lacking a concept (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles that appear to be vanity (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles that are needlessly drawn-out (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles to be proofread (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles with excess blue links‎ (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles with excess lists (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles with excess randomness‎ (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles with excess stupid (delete) — Dead cat redir
Category:Articles with insufficient formatting‎ (delete) — Dead cat redir
File:The amogusgender flag..png (delete) — unused file
File:123009.jpg (delete) — well, there's tubgirl and goatse, NSFW
File:2000px-Ambox warning blue.svg.png (delete) — svg copy
File:Haz general warning.gif (delete) — Duplicate file
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 (delete) — cruft
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/breaklaptop (delete) — orphaned
UnGames:A text-based adventure without a cool name/licklamp (delete) — orphaned
Template talk:ViewDiscussEdit (delete) — Orphaned talk page
Template talk:TeachingPortalHeader (delete) — orphaned talk page
Category talk:Pages with an excess of redlinks (delete) — orphaned talk page. what do we do with this?
Category:Rewrite/Medium (delete) — Dead cat 

DPL based list

Articles checked will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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