QuickVFD

Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages, a lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check Special:RecentChanges, especially the edits with the ! unpatrolled symbol.

QVFD articles

File:FB_IMG_1773329200111.jpg — wait how'd i miss this
File:Shiny Luna.png — no
User:MK/AI slop test article — just needed it for a test, it can burn in QVFD now
UnNews:Britney_Spears_DUI_Case_Escalates_to_Federal_Crime_Level — GPTZero is highly content, that this is actually AI. The "idk" threw me off though. Woopsies. Rip my 5 edits.
File:Golden_Sword.png — unused. if anyone needs it it's on the minecraft wiki
Llliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp — What
List_of_digits_in_pi_in_alphabetical_order_(work_in_progress) — No.
C-USA — incredibly too short ICU'd, and author seems to be working on it (at least a bit) -dani
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Doug:A Doug Doug Story — woopsie I don't know how to use VFH
No it's not — maybe it might be
Typa_shi_that_will_happen_when_your_GTA_6_is_99.72%_downloaded — Please write more
Testing_new_thingy — hmm, it doesn't work...
Category:GCL_finished_entries — DEAD! D-E-A-D!
Category:WTC (redirect) (delete) — redcat
Category:Userboxes_with_insufficient_color_contrast — methinks this is uneeded another one of the auto-adding ones -alula
Category:Turtle (redirect) (delete) — empty
Category:South_American_historical_figures (redirect) (delete) — redcat. ooh that's got a nice ring to it
Category:Pages_that_aren't_optimized_for_Vector_2022 — sorry, zorua. recreate if needed.
Category:Onwards_to_Boston (redirect) (delete) — redirect category
Category:Navboxes_using_borders — i think this is unneeded? maintenance category, pages get added to it if they have a navbox without borders by default -alula
Category:Lincoln (redirect) (delete) — redirect category
Category:28_May_2020 — empty
Category:20_February_2013 — empty
Nolan_and_Stella — ONE LINER!
Category:Archeologists — empty
Category:AGH_MY_EYES_(hidden) — empty category
File:Lobotomy Corporation OST - Second Warning.mp3 — copyright violation
Formula_2 — jesus christ what the fuck
Template:A (redirect) (delete) — Only used in some Zana archives and some pages about Zana, I think its okay to delete this. Correct me if I'm wrong. -- Danius Pinius disagrees with the following opinonononon
Pete_Hegseth — You're too short! Might be ICU but I'm QVFDing this. - Actually I'ma ICU this. I see potential.
User:Gergdown/Box — No longer needed
User:Gergdown/OmBox — No longer needed
Perjordyrieshbanosraeliaq — Article not finished, will publish later. Never mind, I've got some ideas - Cancel the QVFD
Oldest_page_on_Uncyclopedia — Like this had a good idea, but... yeah... the issue is that it's too short. You can ask me to move this
File:Perjordyrieshbanosraeliaq.png — Wrong name
User:Fish on skates/PASWG — ok, now you can get rid of it
PASWG — how'd we miss this?
File:Noelle-sad-spongebob-sad.gif — fuck i know this is a dupe. i've seen it somewhere can't check right now but dani probably uploaded a still image like this at some point -alula
Olds — Dead
File:That's All, Folks.png — No need for it, gif version already exists
Template:ForumReply — unnecessary template x2
Template:ForumReply/styles.css — unnecessary template
User:Fish_on_skates/Where's_Walbro — actually never mind
Template:IDrive — NOPE, this truly sucks and will NOT work how its intended. DELETE DELETE DELETE
User:MK/iDrive — no good no good, always requires the forbidden javascript...
User:MK/iDrive/styles.css — DAMMIT
File:Dvdv.svg — Accidentally created new page for existing resource
Dylan_Shanker — fuck off
Interstller — no
Peter_Hook — few lines or worse, yadda yadda yadda under construction --muga
Subliminal_stimuli/text — This one's also orphaned lol
Linksys/styles.css — This is orphaned I think lmao I don't know
ClosedAI — Nah nah nah. You create an article called ClosedAI. And then you generate it... with AI. Read UN:AI for our AI policies.
File:TheTranslationNobodyAskedFor.png — Ahh, my chinook jargon phase. What a time. Unused file
User:OPOSSUM/86556&3333
File:Malario.png — Unused file. At least this time it isn't full-on cancer. I did chuckle a bit upon rediscovering it.
File:Gruigi.jpg — Unused file
User:OPOSSUM/Wacky Werm — I was planning to make these shitty strips descend into utter madness, but I got bored real quick.
File:Jpegshrek.jpg — Unused
File:Sid the Earthshaker.jpg — Please nuke this off the face of the earth
File:I have your IP address.jpg — Author request. Why was I such a retard in 2024? As is I'm not one now.
File:EvilVan.png — Unused file
File:Poland cannot into space.png — Unused
File:How to abort a Gregnancy.jpg — Unused
Wallachian_Uprising — There's a high chance of AI for this article (~80%). You see, the first half of the article is mixed (~50% Mixed), and the other half (International response) is entirely AI. I'd say it's likely that this is AI.
ताभोरानी_मौरकोवा — Qua?
BMP_(IFV) — 98% AI. That image is golden, though.
Leyland_Princess — 100% AI
T-35 — 55% AI. The snail emoji kinda seals the deal though
Zyklon_B — Most likely AI (73%)
Gas_van — 100% AI
Vito_Scaletta — Tried more AI detectors, this one's probably AI
British_Leyland — Same as last one
Bottom_Gear — This one got a 54% AI rating. Make of that what you will.
Oltcit — Mostly AI, but there IS a joke in the middle of the article that's seemingly AI-written with human edits.
File:Robinstarfirenolikeyupbutt.jpg — i did not look for this unused thing. it was on the lptew random image
UnBooks_talk:Bloopy's_Pirate_Dictionary — orphaned talk page
Dodge_Challenger_SRT_Demon — AI article backed by circumstantial evidence... although I do have to say, this is a 30% chance of AI article... these articles are so grey, I wanna go back to the black-and-white ones!
Lincoln_Navigator — 70% chance of AI. Combine that with the circumstantial evidence, and this is probably AI.
IS_tank_family, Tankie (redirect) (delete) — You can choose NOT to delete this, but the circumstantial evidence says yes, while the detector says probably not. I say there's enough circumstantial evidence to prove this is AI? Depends what you think.
DPP_(company) — 100% AI
Express_"Taylor_Swift" — This one appears to be translated, but the Czech one is also 100% AI
Taylor_Swift's_tour_in_Czech_Republic — 100% AI
EuroCity — 100% AI
České_dráhy, ČD (redirect) (delete), Ceske drahy (redirect) (delete), Czech Railways (redirect) (delete) — The AI detector said this was NOT AI??!? Nah. Nah. It's got the FUCKING EMOJIS. In what world is this not AI!?? Also this has like 3 redirects so... delete those as well.
Tatra_613 — 100% AI
Skibidi_coup, Floptropica (redirect) (delete) — Phew... let's go back to easy 100% AI articles. Delete its redirect, too.
Wargaming_historian — This one's a dousy. This article does exist on the Czech Uncyclopedia. But the article there has a lot of the AI circumstantial evidence. I'd say it's likely that this is AI.
Catch_the_chick_with_old_Skoda_Rapid (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
Tatra_603 — 100% chance of AI
Turtle_soup (redirect) (delete) — e' be broken, cap'n!
User_talk:Mooo700/sandbox — Ok so I may've accidentially tried to welcome a user but I may've welcomed them on their sandbox talk page... yikes... I deserve fuck-up of the millenium.
Swifties_Apocalypse — 95% chance of AI
Is_Škoda_110_LS_the_best_car_in_the_world? (redirect) (delete) — Broken redirect
M4_Sherman — Not only has this not been translated, but it's likely that this was AI. Well... it's a 52-er, but the circumstantial evidence points to it being AI.
List_of_Skalitz_Defence_Forces_equipment — This one is a tricky one to delete. Circumstantially? Definitely. Direct evidence? Copyleaks said it was 44% AI generated. Y'know, that seems well enough to disqualify it... but looking inside the page... yeah, you might see why it came up only as 44%.
Moskvitch_408_etc. — The thing that confuses me is the fact that I can see Tranvit's contributions on the Czech Uncyclopedia, and I can confidentially say that this is NOT from there. Oh and this is 80% AI
BMW_5-Series — 93% chance of AI.
Karosa_Š-Series — 87% chance of AI. The thing that's throwing me off is the CzechoslovakianUser template at the top. Why?!? I was thinking that this was an AI article with SOME human elements... but the detector says probably not. Or maybe it IS... okay whatever.
Mercedes-Benz_770 — 84.5% chance of AI
Andrej_Babiš, Andrej_Babiš (redirect) (delete) — I dunno if its the AI detector getting tired but this is also AI. By the way this has a redirect.
Joachim,_Put_Him_Into_Machine! — 100% chance of AI?!?
T-72M4CZ — 74.7% chance of AI.
Leopard 1 (page does not exist)
Mosin-Nagant
Škoda Henlein — Nope
Leopard 1
Wartburg — I am not saving this one
The Final Solution to the Pop Question — Even I reject this one
HowTo:Catch the chick with old Skoda Rapid — Ok, this one can be deleted.
UnNews:The American Civil War Is Imminent – All Because of Swifties — You can delete this one. UnNews has enough crap on it -OPOSSUM
Gardener — 
Overdue_rent Not QVFD. -MrX 
That_Time_I_Was_Nearly_Crashed_Into_by_a_Boeing_747_during_my_sojourn_to_the_Twin_Towers —
Mad_Dog — 
UnNews:David_Bowie_to_Meet_Martian_DelegationNot QVFD. -MrX
UnNews:Many_killed_in_Turkey_explosion — 
Why?:Is_MediaWiki_ending? — 
UnNews:Woman_held_in_contempt_for_farting_in_courtroom — 
Arab-Israeli-related_ArticleNot quite QVFD, shortness is part of the joke. -MrX
UnNews:Man_Cuts_Off_Leg_To_Be_Featured_in_UnNews — 
Detour — 
UnNews:Scientist_ran_out_of_hurricane_names — 
UnDebate:Is_Stalin_the_handsomest_man_who_ever_lived? — 
UnNews:How_Irish_was_your_St_Patrick's? — 
UnNews:MinitrueHeadlines — 
Pumpkin — 
UnNews:Obama_plays_golf,_as_the_nation_falters — 
UnNews:Uncyclopedia_Reaches_New_Milestone — 
UnNews:UnBooks_used_as_toilet_paper,_angry_UnBook_lovers_mob — 
UnNews:Perv_Christmer_is_approaching_again — 
User:MK/Return button — ok test works, time to make a template! 
Rickrolling — This page has a serious tone, which violates UN:HTBFANJS. Therefore the article should be even funnier. add some jokes then. or put it on VFD if you think it's beyond saving -alula
João_da_Manta — english please
An article that contains nothing but a square bracket — You can QVFD old things right? not really, QVFD is for newer pages -alula
File:Fom.jpg — sadly unused
Loss — Enter hospital... talk to front talk page and doctor... uh oh Suddenly, Delete! Now a redirect - gerg
FFFFFF — Bird bird bird the article's too short
Master_Of_Huffs (redirect) (delete) — no
Justin_Gatlin — just look at it.
Wild West — Oh my fucking god AtomicAnon
An article that contains nothing but a photo of a grue
Main Page — ah I just think it's bad. we should delete it. deleting the main page is kind of a dead joke already -dani
File:Doha Pride 2025.jpg — unused
File:01455-366152758-liz truss eating children.png — unused, inactive uploader
File:01451-366152754-liz truss eating children.png — unused, inactive uploader
Category:CommunistUsers — redundant with Category:Communist Uncyclopedians
Candice — 
File:Wikiprophet.jpg — unused
User_talk:ShipPhile — user requested account deletion
User:Fish on skates/Fishpedia/Olhiyo Bay — Nuke it! -The creator
Opossumopedia (redirect) (delete) — R.I.P. Opossumopedia!
User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person — Disowned
File:WolfBrotherDotCom.jpg — Soon to be unused
User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/NANUAK — I disowned my Wikia/Fandom account a while back.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Sig/ghelae — gerry is better
T-72 — AI, the Czech Uncyclopedia has a T-72 article, but it was made by a completely different person.
UnBooks:Main_Page/Recent — No longer needed
User:Noopnurf/Noopsteined — Dani wrongly isolating another contribution meant for community use. erm... okay -dani
T-34 — I love AI! I love digging in my butt twin! (AI article) OPOSSUM wants to keep it - jerkdown
M18_GMC — By the way, uh, if anybody wants to keep some of these, remove the QVFD tag. Though... it'll probably be put on VFD, in which it'll probably be deleted again.
Mimoň_grammar_school — Skibidi school. The concept was good, the execution was AI.
Invasion_of_the_Warsaw_Pact_to_Czechoslovakia — Beep boop bop Futurama reference here or smth. (AI article)
Wee-Eight-Six-Four — I should mention, I'm only going by circumstantial evidence (aka common patterns), I haven't gone through the copyworks AI checking yet, but since this is another Tranvit article... yeah.
Small_Cadillacs — Hmm yes I love amdin. This reason has nothing to do with the fact that this is an AI-generated article.
Badge-class_system — Even more AI. This should've been deleted right now. I should be amdin.
Auburn_University — AI with a human-written navbox. So... 95% AI?!?
Peugeot_504 — AI
Self-propelled_17-Pounder,_Valentine,_Mark_I — AI SLOP. AT THIS RATE. I AS AN AI WILL BRING BACK DIDDY PARTIES.
Deemox/this no longer is (redirect) (delete) — Userspace redirect from error
User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙/sig — NO... ALSO NO
Template:BounceBox — ok what the fuck
File:Bed_Sheeran.png — uploader request (see talk page)
File:OPOSSUMMogus11.png — Burn it to ashes, along with the other OPOSSUMMogus files
Paraffin Bot testing gone wrong.
Template:User Sgn fucked up while adding a new language
File:Contaminated_H2O.mp3 — just for a second so i can reupload ok now it works -turb0
Killing_of_John_Pork — Far too short. - Give them a chance first -Lion
File:Yonkers.gif — TropicalPanther shit left behind image is in use (somehow) -alula
File:Uncyclopedia_logo_censored.png — this exists already well kinda but not really. the other one is a bit different -alula
User:Gergdown/woof_woof_bark_bark_bark — No longer needed - Ghergdown
Undictionary:Dibolous — Too short for ICU... you can tell it's too short cause the ICU would be 3x the size of the page
Template:User:OPOSSUM/OPOS (redirect) (delete) — Pointless redirect
Category:Sunday, February 15, 2026 — empty
Israhell — this... needs to go.
FlightGear
User:User:Soviet/FlightGear
File:Nazisrael symbol.png — Unused file Never mind, not anymore. -OPOSSUM (non-admin)
Pershing/Patton series — AI-slop
UnNews:Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt jfc -alula
File:User-OPOSSUM-Ascii.png — Unused file
Template:BounceBox/doc — this too
Template:BounceBox — ok this doesn't work
User:L10nM4st3r/botScript.js/QVFDTemplate — no longer required#
User talk:Vaporeon (redirect) (delete) — mistaken move
User:Vaporeon — mistaken move
Lined paper
Allahu akbar
Tipperary — Way too short and unfunny
UnTunes:We Will Ban You - all of these are too old for QVFD -alula
QVFD_this_article_please — ok
File:Random_Mailman.png — this has no [GUTS] friend! you must [ITEM TRADE] it your [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
User:FloppyIsntDead/FloppyIsntDead — holy shit this is so much vanity
A_transcript_of_Bill_Wurtz's_"History_of_the_entire_world,_I_guess." — I'm assuming you want this gone too?
Why?:Is_there_a_monkey_in_my_fridge? — MK told me to ok enough of that -turb0
Floppyisntdead (redirect) (delete) — no
Frog family — my article. not funny and uninterested in developing
File:Big ass.jpeg — Unused not-quite NSFL image
Jane Doe — Is this an in-joke?
Škoda_Q-Cars — The final holdup of AI... surrender, losers!
File:Ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif — ok I'm done with it, BURN IT!
FloppyIsntDead — too short for tag moved to userspace -gerg
Yuurienjoyer22 — You're supposed to be making this in your userspaces, making this in the mainspace is considered "vanity". moved to userspace -turb0
File:Forgive_english.jpg — unused
A bottle of ketchup — it sure does
Poshfoihsdfoisahdfoipashdflihsdjfhsljdfhajsfhjsalfhkasjfhsalkjdfhasjkdfh98wecfjiefje9ifj9fh98cefnh9fh029f8hc289e4fh29847ey8073r87431791389w7834897230943 (redirect) (delete) — 
Vegtables — this made me chuckle about how SHITTY it is
File:Enjoy_premium_cannabis_vaping.jpg — yeah
User:MK/Eevee — moved to mainspace, OBLITERATE this useless page!!!
HowTo:Drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — these are ALL broken redirects
How_to_drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — 
Trump_dance (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Puente_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Cinquain (redirect) (delete) — 
DOGE (redirect) (delete) — 
Autoshite (redirect) (delete) — 
Trash_recursion — waaay too short
Stright_Razor — reason to op Turb0 #40 billion: this would be deleted by now
Uncyclopedia:Hall_of_Shame/L10nM4st3r — nuh uh
User:Fish on skates/PIE!!! — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Specific Ocean — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Akiyama Mizuki — cleaning out my userspace
Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer ??????? -alula
Uncyclopedia:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — madness? this is uncyclopedia
User:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — lol. lmao, even
Zedinjena — Papers English please ICU'd by someone else (don't remember who) -alula
Marco Arturo — Vanity and patented nonsense 
File:Hemel_Hempstead_fuel_explosion_map.jpg — exists on commons under same name
Stepan_Bandera — Tell me this isn't a copy-pasted Wikipedia article Alright, it seems he took eighty percent of the page away. still sucks.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing, do not delete
Sombr — who the hell is this
File:BorisZapsCailloyu.jpg — unused file
Circumference — shorter than fisher price
User:Gammakid999/random story i made & User talk:Gammakid999/random story i made — author request
Template:User skype — this is unused, actually
User:Turb0-Sunrise/GOPATS — i don't care WHAT this breaks but i do -alula
User talk:EkoFan — what the fuck is this
User:Gergdown/Taylor Swift's "psy-op" AI proofs — Comedic timing
User:Fish on skates/lockout.js — never mind

DPL based list

Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

• Mad Dog
• File:Golden Sword.png