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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Qlu Qlux Qlan — Quivoffded again! File:Pope records new album.jpg — Per below. File:Fbomb.jpg — Per below. File:UnNewsJingle.MP3 — Per below. File:Scotland Flag 1.png — Per below. File:Homelessman.jpg — Per below. File:Desertfairy(uncyclopedia)2.jpg — Per below. File:BonkFULL.JPG — Unused file. File:592px-Mooninite2.jpg — Per below. File:Apillow.jpg — Per below. File:Britney Chutts.jpg — Per below. (Why are there so many duplicates here?) File:Fat .jpg — Unused file. File:442px-Nancy Pelosi official portrait.jpg — Redundant to the Commons file. (Remove 442px to see why) Also unused. File:MC Hammer.gif — Per below. File:This side up 01.jpg — Per below. File:Figure11.jpeg — Per below. File:Unweather.JPG — Per below. File:Kaiserjdspet.gif — Per below. File:PalGore1.JPG — Per below. File:10MostWanted.jpg — Per below. File:Chupacabra5.jpg — Per below. File:HolyGrail181.jpg — Per below. File:Pat robertson.jpeg — Unused file. File:Snowman.jpg — Unused file, also a duplicate.Hanan Mohamed Al Kuwarisame as belowTamim bin Hamad Al Thanisame as belowSaad Sherida Al Kaabisame as belowUndictionary:Aqqountingsame as belowUndictionary:Syqophantsame as the one two rows belowCategory:Qatardon't see why it should be deleted. there's probably an UnNews that could be put in this category - daniUndictionary:Qlownsame as belowSpecial:MovePage/UnNews:Qatar buys the papacysame as below, also a special pageUndictionary:Qawarded — Qatarcruft again!uhhh, ok. put it up for VFD if you want it deleted though, this isn't QVFD material -alula The Truth Behind Homework — AI SLOP!!!!!! Template:Info/Political — Unused template redundant to {{Infobox person}} Guided By Voices/ — Unused redirectPeppatown — Blanked by the authorunblanked/rewritten/whatever -alulaSpecial:MovePage — I didnt know there was a page called Star WarsI really doubt it's a good idea to delete this - if it was possible, that is. - dani SAS File:Fruit Plate AI.png — unused file User:L10nM4st3r/sandbox/3 (redirect) (delete), User:L10nM4st3r/sandbox/4 (redirect) (delete) — Has done its purpose Talk:Kollins — Oh god, it's also vanity/schoolcruft? Kollins — This is ip cruft at its purest File:CocklockSemiProtectedNoSymbol.svg — Same reason for the fully protected version (alula would know what I'm talking about) Uncyclopedia:Store/Sale — Created by banned user, and no pages even link to it either File:New_Life_Feature_2025_banner.jpeg — Uploaded by banned user, and unused.. Poop hand — What? File:Daily-mail.jpg — Unused file File:Epic_seisure.gif — Duplicate of another file File:Flashing_box.gif — Duplicate of another file File:800px-ElectoralCollege1968.png — Why is this unused file here? File:Meme_acadamy.png — Yes, these are different files, look closely at the title File:Meme_academy.png — This and its duplicate both unused File:96D7AEDE-6EA0-4097-A659-9D43B6433361.jpeg — unused duplicateFile:CockLock_icon_fully_protected.svg — duplicatesee below -alulaFile:CockLock_icon_semiprotected.svg — duplicatedeleting this will 100% break something -alula File:Mspaintuncyclopedia2.png — duplicate file File:BC_logo.png — Also unused File:Dfsdfsdf.png — unusedKnoxville — Too bad and short to deserve VFD. How has this remained for so long.too old for QVFD. put it in VFD instead - dani User:L10nM4st3r/Bot/unusedFileBlacklist — I thought I already put this here...File:King_of_All_Cosmos_in_Brawl!.gif — duplicatedeleted the other file instead - dani File:SLOW_sign.jpg — duplicate File:EvgueniPeonSlavinski.jpg — wait no, the real reason is duplicate image, this applies for all of these File:Superasia.JPG — unused File:Aicon_pokemon_wideweb_470x449,0.jpg — unused File:Symbol Lanskroun.gif — Now unused by edit File:Man-holding-lcd-tv-20663815.jpg — WTF is this? Also unused. User:L10nM4st3r/Bot/unusedFileBlacklist — #1 the cache is apparently really bad #2 there is a better solution than this anyway, one which already exists File:Ambox_notice.png — Duplicate file, is on wikimedia commons File:Imbox_notice.png — Duplicate, is on wikimedia commons File:LugiMeta.png — Duplicate file Template:Ko/위키백과 — Unused template which is a subpage of a non-existent template File:Werwefwew.jpg — Duplicate of another file File:Auhuahuahuahuha.jpg — Duplicate of File:Sprinkler vs Dog.jpg File:Lincoln Loud Water Hose Inflation.png — Time to continue quivoffding Pee pee phallustine with gonorrhoea — Yeah, fck hms all the way but Crocotta y u do dis Talk:Gentiles Crocottacruft OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/Wolverology (redirect) (delete) — Another weird redirect OPOSSUM/Proto-brainrot (redirect) (delete) — Weird redirect UnNews:Waltz and staff used personal Facebook account to post classified government data — Author request. Template:Faux header/doc — orphan doc subpage after rename File:Kitties gray evil.jpg — Unused file...
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