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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
- If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Bloons File:Skip gray.gif (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect and a file that doesn't exist Template:Numbered subpages - orphaned template Template:Episode table - orphaned template Template:Episode list - orphaned template Gary indiana (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect Ballnut (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect Suelo - expired construction tag File:Punching down.gif - unused file RACI-Prinzip - not in english Slipper - nonsense, expired icu Toilet Cafe - gibberish Satan himself - one liner, no content Whack-A-Mario - unfunny one liner Q to 12 - one line, unfunny Nien Shiezer, Sherlock - many issues Kitty pool - expired icu Walnut - expired icuArea 6 - expired icuDelhi - expired icuHypoxic hypoxia - has potential, sadly expired icu File:Ned flanders.jpg - unused duplicate Persikoismen - nope Persikoismen - not en englishses Saberov Ruslan раскритиковал действующую власть России - what? File:Firey underwear by cloudy eggs.png - unused file Frog 24 - well, fuck File:Scongo.png - unused pile File:The final evolution of Mike "Take the Cock, Get the Shock" Pence.jpg - unused phile File:Welcoming the Neighbors.png - might be married, just unused File:Mike "Take the Cock, Get the Shock" Pence.gif - unused File:Gay Hitler.jpg - unused file File:Vergil.png - unused and pointless image File:Tatsukifujimotoincancun.png - unused file? File:Sock photo.png - unused sock image #4 File:Sock photo 2.png - unused sock image #3 File:Sock photo 4.png - another unused file File:Sock photo 6.png - unused and probably created by accident File:Download chicken.jpg - unused File:Hotdamn.jpeg - unused File:Intactivist raid.jpeg - unused and painfully unfunny File:Download this image.jpg - unused crap File:Femdomphone.jpeg - unused file Big bonk theory (movie) - expired icu Surface to air missle - expired icu Tartar - expired icu The Usman-saur Extinction of 2023 - expired icu Sargohs-franga - expired icu Isnotrael - expired icuGridiron football rules - expired icuGeneva Convention - expired icu Date undefined - expired icuDaniel Camarena - expired icuChristian Truth Center - expired icuCarl-Gustav Mannerheim - expired icu Blue-Tick - expired icu Billy Ray Waldon - expired icuArt of noise - expired icuPetesus arizonicus hellus - expired icu Muskow - expired icu List of successful communist countries - expired icu Body Count - expired icuBilateral Agreement - expired icuBraGreMat Category:President CWC - empty category Ngué ngué! Qualche stronzo m'ha cancellato la Fendovia Il Buzzi-Wyoming e s'è pure protetto la talk così che io non possa trollarlo BraGreMat is our great and eternal leader and he does miracles too: if his talk page changes colour, your request of a miracle will be allowed - fuck, not again Catagory:To be real, nobody cared about these articles anyway (redirect) (delete) - BadUndictionary:Pert - re-created pageTalk:Denzel Crocotta is also evil vs Timmy Turner and want to kill him and all his classmates so he is a war criminal and has a weird ear on the neck and is unable to express valid wihses with the lamp! What a waste, GIMME MAGIC LAMP! - talk page of deleted page Talk:Denzel Crocotta is a retarded moron who waste your time here spreading images of piss and turd, crappy shit from Dimmsdale and idiotic conversation about NOTHING. WE WANT INFINITUG BANNINGS - talk page of deleted page File:Qtrembley.png - image used only on an expired icu File:MuEEldCfwlRFeyk-800x450-noPad.jpg - image only used in an expired icu Quentin Trembley III - empty page, expired icu Vaush - expired icu River Styx - expired icu Blthrgn - expired icu Vaseline Pirates - expired icu Category:December 25, 2022 - Empty categoryGood One - nonsenseICU'd -BraGreMat Reeeee Water Monkey Bbbbbbbb! - we don't need another AAAAAA! clone Yakama tribe - spam Puyallup tribe - spam Microsoft for POTUS is the crappiest nick evah! Nonsense and clearly in favour of Skynet who will destroy humanity, as said by Sarah Connor - ffs Gidoin (undeletable article protected by Don Vito Mafia Crappolio) - ffs Gay indiana Egles football team File:2560px-KiwiFarmsLogo.svg.png - unused file, also a wikimedia clone This uncycloshittia is now full of idiots as microsoftforpotus (a retarded nick for a douchebag), bragremat (a shitty admin), kakun (shittiest admin), crocotta (a shitty troll), lionmaster (shit), le djibril shit (a shit): THIS SITE IS A SHIT! - spam/vandalism, again -Page Crocotta shitty troll - More spam/vandalism/idk -Page LET'S USE THIS SITE AS A CLOGGED TOILET: UNSHITLOPEDIA IS A LOAD OF CRAP - spam/vandalism -Page WE LOVE TROLLING UNSHITLOPEDIA - Some form of spam/vandalism/something -Page Vikidia Fnaf User:GoatLordServent/thumbmk2test - purpose expired User:GoatLordServent/Dank Memes 21/Cancer mk2 - sad waste of server space File:DJ-Vinyl-Scratch.jpg - author request The big cock Viral fever UnNews:Obama Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD (joke) - not funny
DPL based list*
- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.