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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
  • If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Holmium — More quivoffing
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SummonNiko — I FUCKING TOLD YOU I don't see what the problem of this is :3 - dani
File:250px-Bus eireann logo.svg.png — Unused file.
File:FacepalmCard.jpg — Per below.
File:ButterFrog.jpg — Per below.
File:NotMonaLisa.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Candid.jpg — Per below.
File:Frida Kahlo Mona Lisa.jpg — Per below.
File:Modern Mona Lisa Copy.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisaSelfie.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Leaning.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisaDuckface.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Blue Man Group.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisaSweater.jpg — Unused Zana spam.
File:Zana-Dark.jpg — Unused file.
User:The magic SCHOOL bus/Try Harder — I'm making a better one
File:FacialHair.gif — Per below.
File:MonaLisaCopycat.jpg — Per below.
File:Not Mona Lisa.jpg — Per below.
File:Maddalena Strozzi Doni.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Copycat.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaRaphael.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisaFrank.gif — Per below.
File:EasterMonaLisa.jpg — Per below.
File:MS Mona Lisa.jpg — Unused file.
File:Televisiontoday.gif — Don't look. Just delete.
Template:DockGal — Why did I make this
Colin Kaepernick/doc — Documentation subpage for a template shouldn't be a subpage for a content article
File:Typical doctor adderall.gif — Unused file. Possibly a copyvio.
File:Small Pentagram.png — Per below.
File:Television.jpg — Unused file.
Wikipedia 2025 — Self-advertising
HowTo:Win a Presidental Election in the USA (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirect not important -alula
HowTo talk:Become a President of the United States (redirect) (delete) — Orphaned talk page
File:PARTICIPANTES_2.png — Never mind, alula has already deleted this, then it was reuploaded
File:PARTICIPANTES_2.png — File unused, only contribution by new user, it's been 2-3 hors (maybe give it another day or 2, but I wanna get it off of unreviwed pages)
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UnNews:The Secret Magical History You Didn’t Know: The 101st Airborne Division Insignia and the Magical Battle Behind the Normandy Landings — Why the fuck does this AI slop still exist? not QVFD material -alula
File:Nazism.jpg — Unused file.
File:291px-Shuttle.png — Unused file redundant to File:Shuttle.png.
File:Xenu.jpg — Unused file.
Template:Recent:UnNews (redirect) (delete) — WTF is this redirect for?
File:Figure on beam (back).jpg — Unused. Possibly borderline CP.
Category:April 20 2025
/ICU Doctoral Program&action=edit
User:ICU Doctoral Program (redirect) (delete)
Template:IL — Unused
2008 Summer Olympics/Calendar — Unused template
Talk:Federal Bureau of Investigation (redirect) (delete) - moved the article and talkpage to their original title - dani
Alfa Romeo 69420 — Brainrot-ridden noob cruft ICU'd by danipine -alula
Asap — Maybe if I played WH40000 I might understand the joke here
File:NudePortrait.jpg — Unused file
Progeria
Skibididedia — Aaaaaagh
Template:\ — Unused template made by banned user
File:Bbat.jpg — Unused duplicate.
Template:AWB standard installation — Unused as well
Template:Utility box2 (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirect
UHF (redirect) (delete) — Userspace redirect to one liner
File:03-11-06 iraq hanging.jpg — Per below.
File:The AAA-Team.jpeg — Per below.
File:Hugh1.jpg — Per below.
File:Kanyewest.jpg — Per below.
File:Bearman.gif — Unused duplicate.
Nitpickers.com (redirect) (delete) — Deleted previously. Was restored by banned user.
Talk:Mangoegg
Mangoegg
陈嘉翼
UnGames:1KBcruft/Secret Level Editor — Makes the game more than 1 kilobyte
Hi:) — HIIIIIIIIIIIII my HII is longer and capitalised, because I'm better -lion
Portal:People/Categories — Broken redirect
Wikepidia
Adolf trump — WTF
File:Chavez20and20bush.jpg — Per below.
File:I Want That One.jpg — Per below.
File:Arthurking.jpg — Unused file. Also a duplicate.


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