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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Lando Calrissian — expired icu Talk:Just — useless talk page Just — one-liner Soup thats evil — More ip cruft Category:Country templates with tricolors — empty category Template:UserPortrait/x UnGames:Dodge Ultra/1 (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect Category:Portal highlight blurbs — Another empty category Category:Portal news (redirect) (delete) — Empty category Category:Portal highlights — empty category Template:Portal:Art/Intro — Unneeded Axolotls — i mean, the article's not lyin' Indus river vally civizliation — Why does this still "exist happended?" Category:United States Supreme Court Cases — Made a mistake I was trying to respell the cases in the original Template:Li — FUCKING DIE!11 Template:Ol — Oh right, and there's this one Template:Cf, Template:Col-float (redirect) (delete), Template:CF (redirect) (delete), Portals/C (redirect) (delete) — 100% unused! FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCKING FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYIUEYUG YEKBFUYJ FDHYWDQCFHCHAJVDBQJ HDJQG JDGQJHGDVJGF - No, I am not sane anymore. I lost my sanity an hour ago. Template:A/2 — Unused Category:❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹 — useless categoryTemplate:Non‑breaking_space (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirecDani dealt with it Template:Nbsp (redirect) (delete) — Unnecessary redirect Talk:Saturn is a Lying Bitch (redirect) (delete) — talk page redirect Talk:Saturn (Lying Bitch) (redirect) (delete) — talk redirect page DONALTURD THE TRUE BENEDICT ARNOLD YOU CHOOSE HIM SO YOU ARE ALL RETARDED NAZI MORON WHO WISH TO RAPE YOUR UNDERAGE DAUGHTERS SO YOU DESERVE TO BE ERASED FROM EARTH! LET'S SEE A FUTURE BORDER BETWEEN CANADA AND MEXICO, US DESERVE TO VANISH FROM EARTH — this happened twice (also first time using this gadget) Template:Add — unused Category:QVFD_archives — empty category; orphaned page (no pages link to it) User_talk:212.195.247.137 — didn't know the page was deleted until after I posted the message Trumpium Template:RecentUnNews/Ongoing — Needless redirect Potato 101 — WTF is this shit? File:DenethorVsAragorn.gif — I just, well didn't like the way it turned out so made another one that can't be mistaken for a head injury. The case for allowing 16-year-olds to vote — Why Donald trump 9-11 — Uhh Plate cereal — (Unironic) brain rot stub Make it to Ketchikan/Continue (ShotAracuan)2 — Useless redirectCategory:Musicians_Who_Suck_So_Monumentally_That_It_Really,_Truly_Amazes_Me_That_The_Earth_And_Any_Surrounding_Planets_And_Quite_Possibly_A_Good_Bit_Of_The_Afterlife_Have_Not_Yet_Been_Swallowed_Entirely (redirect) (delete) — Unused category redirectVery necessary redirect. Seriously it's ok. I'm gonna move this to a category with a better title in a day or two when I have more time. -MrX File:A Handful of Rings.jpg — I went and cropped the pic to better proportions Compost — I too beat my son Template:Icons — Unused (Just purging page cache to make sure) - and even if it isn't, the template is not needed in order to remove it (I don't use subst: on this one)Template:Icons/doc - too much laglag is gone (hopefully) -alula Template:L/doc — Fuck you Template:L — AnnihilatedCategory:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely (redirect) (delete) — category redirectI'm probably gonna have to move this back to its original title -MrX File:Those-Who-Nose_193004.png — Unused file Low_taper_fade — You know what is also massive? Your mo- Category:You dead homie — empty categoryCategory:Uncyclopedians who are awesome — empty categorynot anymore -dani Template talk:McWhopper (redirect) (delete) — Talk page redirect! Nasty! Infobox settlement/metric — blank page with seemingly no incoming links Template:ADHD Crocotta — unused crocottacruftCategory:September 2025 — last of the monthsi see your point, but there isn't really any need to delete these now when they're already there -alula Category:Orphaned files — empty category and essentially a less useful duplicate of Special:UnusedFilesCategory:October 2025 — h, no need. eh Category:November 2025 — not yet needd Category:August 2025 — it isnt needed yet Category:December 2025 — a few months early Category:May 2025 — empty category Category:March 2025 — unneeded cat Category:June 2025 — not needed Category:July 2025 — not needed yet Category:April 2025 — unneeded categoryMy First Animals from A to Z File:WatchingYouGettingSleepy.gif — I forgot that Lunapic allows for cropping in circles, etc. Uncyclopedia:VFH/WASSUP_FAM — Best thing I've seen all day *sob of happiness* - *sudden change of facial expression" BURN IT! User:L10nM4st3r/Tool_Changelog — Now on metawiki's documentation page for the tool Category:Ti allungo il cazzo come un ciuingam — Category has only one article, and you probably already know the rest. p.s. ciuingam= chewing gum?
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.