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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Total crap Category:Link templates/Buttons — Empty category Template:Uses Templatestyles/doc — superfluous doc page File:Sad duck.jpg — Unused file redundant to File:Sad duck.png File:Alternativeworldmap.GIF — Unused file File:Suck eggs.JPG — WTF is this unused file? File:StalinPropaganda.jpg — Unused file File:Revolter.JPG — Literally an unused duplicate of File:Revolver.jpg File:Earth as seen from space.jpg — Random, unused photo Undictionary:Qatartheid — Qatarcruft Undictionary:Fuqqed — More qatarcruft CptnObvious (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirect User:OPOSSUM/efiuhiuwnvvijvnefkejfv UnVoyage:Unvoyage:Pripyat (redirect) (delete) — Dumb, useless redirect File:Instagramtextlogo.png — Unused file Crusades/ — Unused template Template:LIST — Unused, broken template Template:Instagram (redirect) (delete) — Redirect which should be removed so Template:SN/Instagram can be moved there. File:Firesmall.png — Author request, we already have Firesmall.gif File:Homerowl.JPG — Unused file. File:Cpgangster.jpg — Random, blurry, and unused.... File:PresidentHoover.jpg — Unused file; redundant to File:PresidentHoover.png User_talk:L10nM4st3r/The_mailbox_that_crashed_into_my_car (redirect) (delete) — orphaned talkpage File:Sad_Face.jpeg — was posted to be deleted previously, but is now completely unused User:L10nM4st3r/The_mailbox_that_crashed_into_my_car (redirect) (delete) — didn't mean to leave a redirect File:Y's pinnacle.png — Unused. For god's sake, do not look at it. Just delete it. File:Pitchkurry.png — Looking at the user who made it. Apparently, in 2014, they removed this image due to embarrassment. Also, its unused. File:Sad Face.jpeg — Apparently JPG can't do transperancy, so I'll replace it with this file File:Nothing-black.JPG — Duplicate of commons file by same name Ewqrwtehyerwqtgh Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud — this is a pee review for an article that got deleted a while ago. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears — piss review? more like... creator removal... wait, that doesn't rhyme. fuck, but you get what i'm saying, right? Things that happen — wtf? Talk:There is nothing to worry about — talk page for a page that got deleted a while ago File:Blogger logo.jpg — Redundant and unused... File:MAGshotEVRO2small.jpg — Orphaned image from the below userpageUser:Viktoriafoxx — How has this promotional userpage remained for so long???has won an award, apparently. guess that means it'll stay -alula File:Formula.jpg — Orphaned file File:Wrldmap.jpg — Unused file. Also look at it. Leuzeleidge — That is definitely not a real language File:Chess zhor 26.png — Unused file mirroring Commons File:Vietflag.png — Unused file which is redundant to File:Vietnam Flag.jpg, which should also be replaced with the Commona file File:Blender Screenshot.png — Old, unused file from 2007. File:MinnesotaFlag.gif — Really tiny, technically oudated, flag which is redundant to a Commons file mentioned in the description File:LovelyPeachesTings.png — Unused file File:Londonfwks.jpg — Unused file File:Pillar1.png — Tiny, unused file File:FA Premier League.png — Unused file mirroring Wikipedia File:Cs-bomb.jpg — Unused file from 2006.Uncyclopedia:VFH/Finno-Korean hyperwar — IPs cant nominateI've read the rules and didn't find where it says IPs can't nominate - dani Fein travis scot — yup, one liner brainrot File:Croatia.gif — Unused file; redundant to File:LocationCroatia.png Tickle Fetish Guthib Template:Ranks and Insignia of NATO Armies/OF/Blank — Per below Template:Ranks and Insignia of NATO Armies/OF/Uncyclopedia — Per below Template:Ranks and Insignia of NATO Armies/OF/US — Per below Template:Ranks and Insignia of NATO Armies/OF/USA — Gonna be merged into Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank File:273px-Universeface.jpg — Redundant to File:Universeface.jpg File:Chess zver 26.png — Unused file which is a mirror of a Commons file File:Penis.gif — Really small and unused. Redundant to File:Penis.jpg. Category:😬 — 😬 File:Hong Kong 97 Cover.jpg — Redundant and actually less funny than the actual title screenKjlaesehfkljadsfjkhlwehfklasjdgfkasdludghlsjkbsdagkjlasdhbg (redirect) (delete) — nobody's searching for thisI'd say that's what makes it funny - dani File:Level18.jpg (redirect) (delete) — guess who fucked up the name of the file again? Category:UnNews Archive — Empty category with no use at all Templates:Fake countries (redirect) (delete) — i fucked up the name, but i fixed it now, by moving it, but since this is still a redirect, you gotta remove it, or something will happen Der Fuhrer File:DESKTOPPICMenTigger.jpg — See below File:2m3oe38.jpg — See below File:Fyo7dh.jpg — Unused photo of a random person. Apparently the user who made it wanted these photos removed. Could also violate UN:VANITY. Adam mossoba — This kid, he is the real monkey.File:Unporn_background_NEW1.png — Unused in mainspace, used in norbs userspace, but they also added it to QVFD tooAlready noted below File:Illustration-for-the-poem-ruslan-and-lyudmila-by-alexander-pushkin-1917(1).jpg!HD.jpg — Per below File:Illustration-for-the-poem-ruslan-and-lyudmila-by-alexander-pushkin-1918(1).jpg!HD.jpg — Random unused photoFile:Unporn background NEW1.png — More pornsame as below - daniFile:Asian sex addicts.png — Random pornused in pornography - dani Bowel control — Per belowUnNews:Hidden racist comments found in borat film — WTF is this?too old for QVFD - dani File:ShannonTweed.gif — Literally just random porn. User:Fenris2010/UnFilms:Main Page — Author's request, UnFilms is similar to UnReviews. Also it's complete and utter crap.User:Dark Ermac/ASCIIFIGHT — Abandoned WIParticles in userspace are often left untouched, regardless of the time it's been a WIP - dani File:Kill Everybody.mp3 — This is literally just an mp3 of a Skrillex song. Ali Khan Aiden foy Adam Mossoba Steph Curry — This article was likely written by a fat monkey as well File:RssIcon.png — Unused file redundant to File:RSS feed.png File:Barackomalcolmxjr.jpg — Unused file. Redundant to File:Barishabazz.jpg File:Prova1.jpg — Unused image which has illegible text. File:Breezly Sneezly Sex.PNG — Per below File:Bert Raccoon Jacking off.PNG — Random porn File:BWINLIGA.gif — Logo of casino site according to Wikipedia, also redundant to File:Bwin Liga.svg File:Wiikipedia copy.gif — What is this supposed to be. Cifman — Unfunny cruftAlbert einstein — What the fuck?Never mind, I turned it into a redirect File:Transgender.png — Inferior to File:TransGender-Symbol.png Talk:UK Hitler Channel (redirect) (delete) — Unneeded due to move File:40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png — Really small image redundant to File:Xbox 360 wireless controller.png File:Cbstars2.GIF — Not sure why this exists. It couldn't be used for UnReviews seeing how it has too many stars. File:Wikimedia-servers-2009-04-05.png — Another file mirroring Wikipedia. Also unused File:World distribution of plague 1998.PNG — Unused file with no obvious use here. File:Serbia-Coat-Of Arms.png — Redundant to File:Serbia-Coat-Of-Arms.jpg File:Headache.gif — Copyrighted image apparently. However, it isn't used in any article. File:GrammarNotice.jpg — Redundant to File:OnNoticeBanPatrol.jpg Category:PeopleNews — empty category might be broken Category:English-language films — empty category HowTo:Sleep in class — creator wants to BLOW UP this article. Talk:Ussher (redirect) (delete) — talk page redirect Tyler the creator — H Jaimon — Wtf Eli Holt User talk:Gale5050/Interstate 278 — orphaned talk page User talk:Gale5050/Proposed sanctions — orphaned talk page User talk:Gale5050/Proposed April 5 sanctions — orphaned talk page A_story_built_zero_words_at_a_time — Made in bad faith, creator wants to destroy the world! Also, . African wild dog (redirect) (delete) — a hyena is not an african wild dog User talk:Gale5050/Interstate 85 — orphan talk page Template:Ruby — unused template Yamcha — H Category:Article templates/Math — empty category Further — I did quivofded the it User:Fenris2010/Among Us Uncyclopedia — Author request. Lando Calrissian — expired icu Talk:Just — useless talk page Just — one-liner Soup thats evil — More ip cruft Category:Country templates with tricolors — empty category Template:UserPortrait/x UnGames:Dodge Ultra/1 (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect Category:Portal highlight blurbs — Another empty category Category:Portal news (redirect) (delete) — Empty category Category:Portal highlights — empty category Template:Portal:Art/Intro — Unneeded Axolotls — i mean, the article's not lyin' Indus river vally civizliation — Why does this still "exist happended?" Category:United States Supreme Court Cases — Made a mistake I was trying to respell the cases in the original Template:Li — FUCKING DIE!11 Template:Ol — Oh right, and there's this one Template:Cf, Template:Col-float (redirect) (delete), Template:CF (redirect) (delete), Portals/C (redirect) (delete) — 100% unused! FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCKING FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYIUEYUG YEKBFUYJ FDHYWDQCFHCHAJVDBQJ HDJQG JDGQJHGDVJGF - No, I am not sane anymore. I lost my sanity an hour ago. Template:A/2 — Unused Category:❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹 — useless categoryTemplate:Non‑breaking_space (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirecDani dealt with it Template:Nbsp (redirect) (delete) — Unnecessary redirect Talk:Saturn is a Lying Bitch (redirect) (delete) — talk page redirect Talk:Saturn (Lying Bitch) (redirect) (delete) — talk redirect page DONALTURD THE TRUE BENEDICT ARNOLD YOU CHOOSE HIM SO YOU ARE ALL RETARDED NAZI MORON WHO WISH TO RAPE YOUR UNDERAGE DAUGHTERS SO YOU DESERVE TO BE ERASED FROM EARTH! LET'S SEE A FUTURE BORDER BETWEEN CANADA AND MEXICO, US DESERVE TO VANISH FROM EARTH — this happened twice (also first time using this gadget) Template:Add — unused Category:QVFD_archives — empty category; orphaned page (no pages link to it) User_talk:212.195.247.137 — didn't know the page was deleted until after I posted the message Trumpium Template:RecentUnNews/Ongoing — Needless redirect Potato 101 — WTF is this shit? File:DenethorVsAragorn.gif — I just, well didn't like the way it turned out so made another one that can't be mistaken for a head injury. The case for allowing 16-year-olds to vote — Why Donald trump 9-11 — Uhh Plate cereal — (Unironic) brain rot stub Make it to Ketchikan/Continue (ShotAracuan)2 — Useless redirectCategory:Musicians_Who_Suck_So_Monumentally_That_It_Really,_Truly_Amazes_Me_That_The_Earth_And_Any_Surrounding_Planets_And_Quite_Possibly_A_Good_Bit_Of_The_Afterlife_Have_Not_Yet_Been_Swallowed_Entirely (redirect) (delete) — Unused category redirectVery necessary redirect. Seriously it's ok. I'm gonna move this to a category with a better title in a day or two when I have more time. -MrX File:A Handful of Rings.jpg — I went and cropped the pic to better proportions Compost — I too beat my son Template:Icons — Unused (Just purging page cache to make sure) - and even if it isn't, the template is not needed in order to remove it (I don't use subst: on this one)Template:Icons/doc - too much laglag is gone (hopefully) -alula Template:L/doc — Fuck you Template:L — AnnihilatedCategory:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely (redirect) (delete) — category redirectI'm probably gonna have to move this back to its original title -MrX File:Those-Who-Nose_193004.png — Unused file Low_taper_fade — You know what is also massive? Your mo- Category:You dead homie — empty categoryCategory:Uncyclopedians who are awesome — empty categorynot anymore -dani Template talk:McWhopper (redirect) (delete) — Talk page redirect! Nasty! Infobox settlement/metric — blank page with seemingly no incoming links Template:ADHD Crocotta — unused crocottacruftCategory:September 2025 — last of the monthsi see your point, but there isn't really any need to delete these now when they're already there -alula Category:Orphaned files — empty category and essentially a less useful duplicate of Special:UnusedFilesCategory:October 2025 — h, no need. eh Category:November 2025 — not yet needd Category:August 2025 — it isnt needed yet Category:December 2025 — a few months early Category:May 2025 — empty category Category:March 2025 — unneeded cat Category:June 2025 — not needed Category:July 2025 — not needed yet Category:April 2025 — unneeded categoryMy First Animals from A to Z File:WatchingYouGettingSleepy.gif — I forgot that Lunapic allows for cropping in circles, etc. Uncyclopedia:VFH/WASSUP_FAM — Best thing I've seen all day *sob of happiness* - *sudden change of facial expression" BURN IT! User:L10nM4st3r/Tool_Changelog — Now on metawiki's documentation page for the tool Category:Ti allungo il cazzo come un ciuingam — Category has only one article, and you probably already know the rest. p.s. ciuingam= chewing gum?
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