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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Ball sack — Did you just fucking say "UwU?" i'm going to have to fucking nuke you nowTemplate:VideoEssayTitle — nvm this shit can't work, it'd generate two usernames on the page, argh am i so stupid >:(wait shit nvm i found a use for it UnNews:Russell Brand Arrested in Snake-into-Vagina case, police say it is ongoing problem — be funny if it wasnt ip cruft Haxenne — ip countrycruft User:Turb0-Sunrise/Road Rage — not needed anymore Jack Landry — cool, more new user/ip cruft Template:Roadrage2 (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect, author request UnGames:Random Everything — Abandoned and unfinished ungame Matthew cooke — ip cruft File:Chowgbars.png — Unused file The Adventures of L. I. Ngô and P. N. G. Filé — outside my pay grade Hey merde hey turdlickers i smash your face i is of dead and this site is offlined ma io vi mando affanculo bastardi trump is a turdlicker and i will of kidnap him and pick my superlong prick into his ass and trump will say oooh oooh yes yes ha ha Katvirila — countrycruft UnNews:White Imperialist Trump wants to sexually enslave autistic women and use them as breeding vessels for colonisation of asia — outside of my pay grade Newtie patootie — Vanity cruft Dandys world — I don't think that anyone ever will be able to "do this". File:Bad-Ass-Sam.png — It turned out with good colors and all but, the gun prop just looks too smallLombard, IL — TowncruftICU'd -alula File:Being-Stalked-For-Sure.gif — I'm trashing it, I got a better idea anyway. File:Total-Recall.gif — Yeah this messed up too File:Being-Followed.gif — This shit ain't working UnNews:Mass suicides as entire world plunges into the end — What the fuck Sir Mark Oliphant — Damn it! Neurotoxin — KILL IT WITH FIRE! Medical Billing — Uh, if it's gonna be ridiculed, yes. If not, kill it or go somewhere else How to be a monkey — Yet again Human habitats — Let's start at the very beginning... Iwan Mamutowicz — foreign IP-cruft File:BABABABABABAB.png — HWABAG M1 carbine — MOM! THE IPS ARE BEING A DILDO! MLA format — ip-level cruft Dungeon Slave Master — uhhhUnNews:Charlie Kirk dies from woke mind viruscould you give me a reason for why it should be deleted? i don't wanna make assumptions -alula i'm feeling like this article reflects badly on me, it's not like anything else i write and i also am feeling weird about having this on my digital footprint since some terminally online trolls could probably harass me over this. -systemphantom @Alula: File:Tuff diddy blud mango those who know 67 41 phonk listener effoc adrian .png — who in their right mindCoastline paradox — huhICU'd -alula Helldivers 2 — kurtz-level ip cruft File:Yee yee yee yee this one's out.png (redirect) (delete) — No, Mr. X, you did not fuck up File:Seel.png (redirect) (delete) — Way too laggy, improved by converting to GIF Mujibur Syad Rahman — UN:CODINE Uncyclopedia:Charlie Kirk — UN namespace is not a notebook. use your sandbox. Pittsburgh Steelers (redirect) (delete) — for page move Buttfuckers — ip cruft User:SystemPhantom/The Amazing Digital Circus — this shit sucksUnNews:Asdfghjkldgfhdgjddhga — Keyboard-Smash Spam.i believe that's the point of that article -alula Module:Hatnote — Unused module An image built one pixel at a time/header — Useless redirect that takes space up An image built one pixel at a time/footer — Useless redirect INFINITE DIGITS — ASBOxAAT ripoff Christophuk Yeung The Great — see codine's mum test Category:August 1, 2025 — wrong date formatUncyclopedia:QuickVFD — My turn! Why notplz stop - Dani Talk:Gaza War (redirect) (delete) — talk page redirectUncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why notyeah, not happening - Dani Grungl — oh come on kurtz Mason — 67File:Luna2.png — unusable file, uploader requesti fixed it. it wasn't ever unusable, just too big to display a preview -alula Thingol — i like LOTR but kurtz needs to shut the hell up Mr penis — MOM! KURTZ IS BEING A DILDO! Template:P64 (redirect) (delete) User:Turb0-Sunrise/Old Version — author request IP-tier cruft article — get the fuck out Are slugs made of fungus — ip cruft DINGOLGLGLGLGLGKAFL — my balls hurt Penis spjg — No. Super dingus — what REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE — REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dingglonggingalongdingaglolgandlagigaligong — Is this your ban speedrun? I reccomend that you put templates like {{Eldritch Zone}} and {{Hurricane}} on admins' talkpages Mr. balls — Kurtz? Dumb ahh sigma — woah Mark Carney — more ip cruft Allan karlsson — ip cruft User:Fish on skates/RealSig — creator request (probably gonna break something) Uncyclopedia:Random (redirect) (delete) — Useless, author request Gorgio International Holding — advertisment Neil Breen — huh UnNews:Allegations Emerge of Forced Doxorubicin Administration to Palestinian Detainees in Israel — More UnNews IP cruft The pyro — speechless User:Fenris2010/Jelly beans — Unnecessary redirect UnGames:Go to Fenway/whyyou'regoingtofenway — Author request UnNews:Ian Watkins to be Deported to Singapore — the hellSorry for bad english — Stub article with a bad jokegerg ICU'd it -alula Geometry Lite — Fails the Codeine's Mum test miserably, as well as the 37 byte test User:Turb0-Sunrise/Surprisium — author request Talk:Vandalism Example — Talk page for a page that never existed Nope, never, nope. — Interesting concept, irredeemable execution. I made this page at 2 am — what the hell? MLB Bauer Games — this is outside my pay grade, passing it onwards to somebody who knowsFile:Prophecy generator screenshot.png — I was on an old version of it, ok? Shut the fuck up daniFile:A very pixilated image of what looks like a sculpture.jpg — File that appears to be unused Désencyclopedie — Didn't pull the trigger yesterday, so get the hell out Alulea — spam so slaughter the IP User:Turb0-Sunrise/MBTA — author request UnGames:GTF/Cereal (redirect) (delete) — author request UnGames:GTF/Start (redirect) (delete) — author request UnGames:GTF/Bed (redirect) (delete) — author requestBilibili — Advertisment lookin hunk-a-junk that doesnt have the ability to make the kessel rundoesn't meet QVFD criteria -alula Benjamen Adebayo — What the hell UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShotToLuna — creator request UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BlownToMoccasinia — creator request ASMR — what the hell happened here File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — Useless redirect Category:Archeologists (redirect) (delete) — Useless category, category was moved to Category:Archaeologists. User:Fenris2010/UnGames:Liberate Moccasinia — Author request, scrapping idea because it only aligns with MITK alternate ending and not the true ending like it should. Eromanga, Queensland — Only contributer besides Dani adding ICU (now expired) was an IP Template:Herself — Deprecated Template:Her — Deprecated Template:She — Deprecated User:OPOSSUM/ — Please delete this shitty redirect Template:Boxing match — The template is blank and has nothing. File:Miku minecraft movie.pdf — uploaded by accidentShinkansen — ICU expired over a month ago1: expired ICU tags don't go here. 2: dani forgot which month it was -alula Tabuk — Another pointless, unfunny, almost advertising article by the same guy as Yaznbook Yaznbook — Literally an advertisement for an obscure tech company, also no hint of funny at all. Also looks AI-written UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitTheRobbedRoad2 — creator request. also, hey that bump is shaped like a deer... dui? how about you die... Hamsters — Needs to be deleted for page move, just a redirect Banned for the internet — Short IP article with a bad joke Prohibiting — What the hell Category:Copy360 images — Image category with only 3 images, all created by me -OPOSSUM Uncyclopedia:VFD Queue — I found this while browsing the search results of Uncyclopedia and I'm not completely sure what this is or what its purpose is. VFU (redirect) (delete) — VFU is a pointless redirect to a long-abandoned userspace page.VFG (redirect) (delete) — VFG is a pointless redirect to a user project that was abandoned a long time ago.linked from way too many pages to be deleted -alula Poofod — Very similar to the previously deleted UnN UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FakeStHelens — creator request (too many choices...) Niscoro — HuhA story built half a word at a time — That's it I'm shutting this shit down, too many asbowaats anywayuhhhh okay? also no -alula User:SystemPhantom/jul10userpage — send this page to the shadow realm plz ok thanks bye mwa User:More toasters please/We Didn’t Start the Injokes — i dont want this subpage anymore File:Unused!.mp3 — Author request UnNews:Illegal occupation of palestine really a eugenics experiment — Ooh more unnews ip cruft The return of penis — IPegalo Strike Back (but seriously, just putting "my balls" is not a good article, there's nothing self-referential about it, it's not funny, it's just... balls.) File:Media-file-bluesky-750x500.png — Redundant to File:Bluesky Logo.svgUncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not?I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani I love ballz — stupid crap Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt — stupid crab Racist Article — 11 bytes Template:KetchiGamble — Was a single-use template, now unused The horror - spam File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time... UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request. Liminal space — expired construction tag FedEx — expired construction tag Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft My Penis — his penis Category:Tropical — empty category File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused image File:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused file File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file File:Cocococonut.png — unused file Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh? UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page?Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny.Too late now.User:Venom42422Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUMUser:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork"that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani File:World Countries.png Template:Text adventure.css — unused DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam. Xuxa Meneghel File:Young-Zero-Two.jpg — Author request
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.