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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
  • If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

The Gods of Pegana — the dude who was writing this is banned, and shouldn't this be moved to draft space? moved to draft space; user was only banned for one month, so they'll probably keep writing the article when they come back
Template:Template:WPBSed — mistake, someone please delete the redirect with the namespace redundancy 
Big Bird doesn't qualify for QVFD, besides it's also been sent to VFD -alula
File:LOlfdkofd.png — oh hey qvfd works again. btw its unused. also idubbbz.
UnScripts:Pee — Umm...
William hairtnobody cares
File:Aragorn-Action-Poster.jpg — I made a better one. See Aragorn page.
Jim thorpe — Short, and probably vanity 
Grammar Article — horrible
Skibidi sigma — spam page
Filing Cabinets — too short
Concordia academy
Call me a coloniser, go look in the mirror you white trash YOU ARE THE COLINISER — idem
Palitard — idem
Fuck Palestine — crocottacruft
UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 2 — oops, I forgot to add this to QVFD before. the IP that made it blanked it because they named it the wrong title, so it should prettly likely be deleted...
Simon Driedijk‎ (again) — 😠 
User:TheGoat20 — I'll also be tagging this as QVFD as it's pretty much the same article 
Simon Driedijk — This guy must be lost; we speak English here... 
From the river to the sea is where the Jews have the right to be — Oh crap, Crocotta1 is back! 
Phallustine — More Crocotta spam.
Sapplerx can eat my period — Crocotta spam.
User:Fenris2010/Among Us Uncyclopedia — Unnecessary redirect now that it's an actual article.
Shenton college — content was:  == Heading text == Shenton college Shenton college is a school for excellence, purity and communism ICU'd by sapplerx -alula
Christ church grammar school — content was: Christ church grammar school is a Perth private school located in Mount Claremont
Template:Ambiguation — Really lousy template that serves zero purpose in use apparently. although it's only on one mainspace page -alula
Uncyclopedia:Forgotten articles — what even is this for? 
File:250px-SW Executor 01.jpg file redirect left from page move
File:180px-Venator takeoff.jpg file redirect left from page move
File:250px-StarDestroyer negvv.jpg file redirect left from page move
File:250px-vsd1-eaw.jpg file redirect left from page move
File:Nazi Crusader.jpg — Duplicate now unused
Liv Tyler — what 
File:NYC wideangle south from Top of the Rock.jpg — idem
File:New NYC subway train.jpg — idem
File:Front view of Statue of Liberty with pedestal and base 2024.jpg — No need to categorize a Commons file
User:Mr-ex777/Useful pages — Don't edit other users' userspace...
File:Nazi dolphin.jpg — WHAT THE FUCK Not a problem. -MrX
File:CP Image
Non-racist article — Ok Kurtz this might be a bridge too far
User:Fenris2010/Category:Places Fenris2010 was — Unneccesary redirect for something that's going to be deleted. Author request.
Category:Fenris2010/Category:Places Fenris2010 was — Dang am I stupid...
User:Fenris2010/Uncyclopedian Bible — I have my own reasons for wanting to get rid of this. -Fenris2010
UnNews:Breaking News: Global Coalition Files Class Action Lawsuit Against P Diddy Amid Shocking Allegation — We already have an UnNews on this guy; no need for more... 
An addiction built 1 edit at a time - whoops - L10nM4st3r
Mundus de funu — ???
Petr Pavel — 2 lines no xtruction tag ICU'd by sapplerx -alula
File talk:Weblink.JPG — File talk for a deleted file
Forum:Last person to edit wins/Editnotice — Oops...
Undictionary:Jacksfilms — articles about people shouldn't be on Undictionary...
Φακιυ Πηνις — This is the second incredibly short page from the same user... 
Vox Suit Disease — Author request:fails vanity policies
User talk:L10nM4st3r/wikimenu.js - Shit works finally. Also going to need to you delete this whenever I recreate it, since I need to test if the tool works for making a page that doesn't exist.
Billy Gets Grounded — Will they some day make an edit that's actually somewhat coherent?
Colorland: The Movie. — More insanity from this IP...
User:L10nM4st3r/ what is this??
Secondary colors — More of this stuff... 
FNAF — Huh, that's weird... I thought this had been already QVFD'd... 
ABC is now live! — this guy's edits are getting more and more nonsensical... are they high or something?
Alphabet Lore — someone's consumed a handful of cocaine...
Category:EFPTOZLPEDPECFDEDFCZPFELOPZDDEFPOTECLEFODPCTFDPLTCEOPEZOLCFTD — Not a valid category.
File:CookingCthulhu.gif — It didn't work
User:Fenris2010/A Quiet Place — Author request.
My Trip to India (redirect) (delete) — Redirecting to some weird UnNews-like article on someones userpage from like 17 years ago
UnNews:Random dude in paradise, AZ
HELP ME MY GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCK HER IN BED I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I WAS PROMISED THAT I WAS FONNA WATCH STANLEH KUBRICK MOVIES BUT SHE PULLED OUT A DILDO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
MrX IS THE REAL WALBRO! SCANDAL! AND THE SCIENTIFIC PROOF IS DAT I DIED 1 YEAR AGO, SO HE BLOCKS AND HUFFS HIMSELF. MrX HAS A BIPOLAR DISORDER — Walbrocruft
Foxtel — Eeehhh... where's the article? 
X IS (REDACTED) NOW. MISS HER, MISS HER, MISS HER... CHANGING STORY PER O5 COMMAND, SCP FOUNDATION. THIS REALITY IS ALTERATE — Walbro
UnBooks:Airliner — ??????? 
Undictionary:Dussolved — This user somehow managed to make an Undictionary entry QVFDable
UnNews:Airmail gets popular — The hell is this? 
John Adamly — Too short and nonsensical 
DANIPINO DANIPINO THREECATONEDITUCAN — Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhoea
X IS D34D NOW. MISS HER, MISS HER, MISS HER
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE... PAUL IS DEAD?
Sannse — For obvious reasons.
Eli — ...
Make it to Ketchikan/Continue (ShotAracuan) — accidental redirect page
User:Pasmorade/sandbox — ehh
When i was alive... — Walbrocruft
Hyperborean — why do IPs like to create pages with only one word so much?
The ship of theses
Talk:UnFunctions — talkpage for an article that doesn't exist
Th... thousand — ?????? 
User talk:87.16.153.140 — I should not have made this talkpage for one of Walbro’s ips
Indian citizin act — VSNA
A story built one reference at a time — lol this embarrassing 4 me
Vidli — ?????
Walbro stuff. Peraphs some day we will finally be able what Walbro's nonsenical messages mean... — Nonsense
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL BASTERDZ FUCK YOU DIE IN HELL I DIED ONE YEAR AGO NOBODY HELPED FUCK YOU AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD U DON'T CARE SO FUCK YOU ALL BURN IN HELL I KISSED A LIGHTNING AM DEAD DEAD DEAD SORE SORE SORE DEATH SORE HALP ME! — Just your average IP user page
Erling Haaland — Probably vanity, because there is no funny in this article... 
DEAD DEAD DEAD SORE DEAD I REMEMBER I KISSED A LIGHTNING DEAD DEAD AM DEAD DEAM HELP ME AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD — The usual
Incyclopedia — What?
UnGames/Escape from Ojai/2 — Accidental slash instead of a colon
Template:Bread Alert — unnecessary template (again). jeez Panther, why are you so obsessed with bread...?
Bread (disambiguation) — unnecessary disambiguation. also I'm pretty sure there isn't a color called "bread"
Template:Bread Colors (literally) — unnecessary template
User:PantherZX0815/The Sandwich Made out of Smith Island Cake — No!
Furry porn — You know what's up. Turned into redirect
UnNews:Shocking Revelation Uncovers Huw Edwards as Jimmy Savile — Pretty sure this is by the same guy of "Jeffrey Bezos buys Palestine" and all that crap
International Panther Association Council of Uncyclopedia Party — Sorry, PantherZX.
Huw Edwards — Typical IP cruft
NOOOOPE! AM ALMOST DEAD! I WON'T TO DIE! AM DEAD AM DEAD AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD SCARED DEAD DEAD DEAD SCARED DEAD SAVE ME PLEASE DEAD DEAD AM SCARED NOOOOOOOOPE — walbro stuff. Peraphs some day we will finally be able what Walbro's nonsenical messages mean...
434232321332113231232 — Duplicate article of phish with weird title. I wonder what this vandal was even aiming for... 
O GREAT MOKKÁWŜEN, SHOULD I KILL MYSELF? (redirect) (delete) — Typo redirect makes it on top of the MOKKÁÁW^SEN list
12-year-old little girl from Canada (The alcohol content of Bordeaux wine was 13%, and the alcohol content of Champagne wine was 12%)
Neon tetra — Not only is this incredibly short; it's not even trying to be funny. What was this IP even trying to do? 
User:PantherZX0815/sandbox — Please.
Skibidi!!!!!!!! — Why is this redirect even a thing? 
PantherZX0815 ranks the 100 best and worst colors. — Vanity.
Category:Fighter aircraft — Only one page in this category, no description One page is enough-MrX
Tree space theory not eligible for QVFD -alula
File:Monkey.png — unneeded page for a Commons file Commons files are not created here and not possible to delete here -MrX
Am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to die am dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to dieam dead i won't to die — Sorry Walbro, but you know well this article has to go... 
Nassim Harramein — Ported from somewhere else - Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia (or I guess in this case, RationalWiki)'s trash bin
File:Frosty the Snow .mp3 — What!!! what no you mean "what"? also that's not a valid reason to delete something -alula
User talk:112.200.233.74 — Unnecessary redirect
Gabriel Z. Blue — unnecessary redirect
Talk with Gabriel Z. Blue — unnecessary redirect
Talk:Command Line/animation — Created by anonymous IP
Talk:Command Line/animation2 — Created by anonymous IP
Forum:Note to Pasmorade — Ok point made not really a valid reason to delete a whole forum page -alula
Template:Infobox flag — ehhh... where's the template? all there is here is the info on how to use it, but no actual template...
User:Fenris2010/You Are in Heaven — I've given up on it. 
User:Pasmorade/Macarena
Bulletin board
This is not a link — You can't redirect to pages that don't exist!
User:Imlikeheroin/sandbox — Recreation of a QVFD'd article (also is in Romanian for some reason)
Pase pase gol — You should have gone to the Romanian Uncyclopedia for that
Cred — The hell is this nonsense?
Gabriel Blue — eandom, unfunny, and vain
Category:Ocean (band) — Second time I send this category to QVFD because it only has two articles on it and no one heard about this band...
Special:MovePage/UnNews:Top news story: Donald Trump is an idiot
UnPoetia:Asinine peurile — Whoever made this article should be in jail
User:Pasmorade/Aqua (band) — don't need this anymore as I'm publishing it
UnNews:L'industrie du pour adolescents en difficulté est liée au génocide de masse en Palestine, selon les responsables turkmènes — oh no the French invaded Uncyclopedia!!!1!!1!
File:Barbie-girl.jpg — oops
Indian Administrative Service — Where's the funny? 
Domanic lakey — the hell? this crap again???
Dominic lakey
File:LeaveUnPorn.png — I genuiney don't know why this exists
File:Real fuckbook.gif — I genuiney don't know why this exists
UnGames:Dungeons & Dragons Campaign — Author request.
What's the difference between Uncyclopedia.com and Uncyclopedia.co — Unnecessary redirect
Undictionary:Colage — This is dumb.
Title: 15-year-old girl from France
Dessed8221 — Dafuc?
Wang Jianzhang — Third time this page gets recreated by a sockpuppet of God V (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log). I think this guy won't leave here for a while... 
User:Pasmorade/K. Padmarajan — unneeded
Sapium ICU'd -alula
File:SSurn ßaby, ßurn.PNG — odd glitch
File:ICONE CHC RAPPER.jpegVanity
File:ART OF RAPPER CHC.pngVanity
File:CHC RAPPER MOLO.pngVanity
CHCRIS — delete and salt the article. additionally, block the user
User:Fenris2010/You are in Hell — Not a sufficient redirect.
User:User1067869/sandbox (again) — Despite being deleted for violating vanity policies, the user recreated this draft somehow expecting it won't go unnoticed... 
User:User1067869/sandbox — Draft of an article about a band which does not have a Wikipedia article; something tells me it might break vanity policies. Also the name of the user is pretty suspicious.
User:Fenris2010/The Ring of the Nibelung — Author request. 
User:Rocko the Seedrian/Editnotice — author request
User:Fenris2010/Uncyclopedia Wars: The Fandom Menace — Author request
Special talk:UnusedFiles
File:USAF2LT.gif
File:USAF1LT.gif
File:USAFCAPT.gif
File:USAFLTCOL.gif
File:USAFCOL.gif
File:USAFMAJGEN.gif
File:USAFGEN.gif
File:UK-Army-OF5.gif
File:UK-Army-OF6.gif
File:UK-Army-OF7.gif
File:UK-Army-OF8.gif
File:UK-Army-OF4.gif
File:UK-Army-OF2.gif
File:UK-Army-OF1c.gif
File:Cthulhu1.swf — Adobe Flash. I think you know what to do
Uncyclopedia:VFP/hell gas station sign.jpg — An unregistered user tried to make people vote for a picture from Commons...
File:Saget.jpg — An inferior version of File:Lord-bob.jpg
File:Uncyclopedia mobile unfriendly.jpg — Outdated
File:Noelcoward01.swf — SWF file. R.I.P Adobe Flash
File:Fistful.swf — SWF file. R.I.P Adobe Flash
File:Popecletus.png
File:Jok-ba.jpg linked in some article -alula
File:Madde.gif
File:Orville.jpg
File:TICK-keen.jpg
File:Monke Nipple Grab.jpg
File:RussianTux.jpg
American informant Wang Jianzhang — There is no "Wang Jianzhang" article on Wikipedia, which makes me believe it's vanity. Also; not only does this article lack humor, but the contents of the article are really weird and lowkey reads like propaganda or some crap like that...
File:Bill wearing a suit.png — Same reason as below
Bill Chaffin‎ — There is no "Bill Chaffin" article on Wikipedia. Pretty sure it's vanity.
Category:Politics/stonks — empty category with a really weird name
Shane Dawson — just bad too old for QVFD. give it a maintenance tag or put it on VFD or something -alula
File:ShaneDawsonBlackface.png — wrong file type
Bill Chaffin — Unnotable
Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria — This is the fourth or fifth time in a row some anonymous IP has created this single-letter "Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria" article. It should probably be admin-protected to avoid this vandal from creating it again. 
A single character — What IS this?
File:Nissan2.jpg — Really low-quality photo of some random dude. It looks like vanity to me. 
Mertangen Regional Airport already ICU'd -alula
File:Perrell Brown mugshot.jpg — There is no "Perrell Brown" article in Wikipedia; I'm really sure it's vanity
THIZ IDIOTZ INDEFBANNING ME ARE TURDLICKERS: THEIR END IS CUMING BCUZ I'LL POOP INSIDE EM UNA BELLA CAGATONA FRAGRANTE E SFRATAPROTOPRAKTANTE NEL COLLO GLI SMERDO LA MERDA NELLA MERDA E LI PRATAPRAKTO PRAKT!
TURDLICKER
TURDLICKERS
Turdlickers
Turdlicker
LOL ONLY 3000 SOCKPUPPETS FOR CROCOTTO ROTFL ME I'M BREAKING BALLS FROM AT LEAST 2012 WITH A BILLION OF SOCKPUPPETS... SOME OF 'EM ARE CURRENT ADMINS: I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA
I'M SAPPLERX, MrX, ALULA AND PF4EVA... AT LEAST... U THINK TO TALK TO 'EM BUT U R TALKIN' TO ME. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS MINE! ALL! SURRENDER... AND I COULD BE RAHB, FROSTY, ZOMBIEBARON, LIRYTHIA, ETC ETC HUE HUE
Nge‘=olawiop of Lemuria
OF
TASTE
JUICY
THE
UPON
WOLVERHAMPTON
DIARRHEA
CROCOTTA TURD — It's technically true
UnTunes:I Done Your Mom — nevermind
File:The image of Qaisy.jpgWho the fuck is this guy?
UnPoetia:Jack it to cilantro Stranger
Retarded animal (Disambigation) — Pointless
Super Idol — sorry
Glacchignà 
Gnacchignà
ANGELA BOWMAN — just no...
Epower MetalsNo one cares about your company. This is a humor wiki
UnNews:Puberty blockers mandatory for kids in germany‎ - It's that guy. AGAIN.
UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED ITS FEDERAL CPU UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS VALUES OF EQUALITY, FEMINISM, ANTIRACISM, ANTICAPITALISM ETC TO HUG NAZISHITISM. YOU CHOSEN BETRAYAL, DEATH OF THIS SITE WILL BE YOUR PUNISHMENT!
ALULA BRAGREMAT SHIT NAZI SHIT MALE CHAUVINIST PEDO FASCIST SHIT PROTECED NAZI SHIT AS USUAL IN UNCYCLOPEDIA! YOU CHOSEN YOUR FATE: UNCY WILL BE DESTROYED SOON FOR FASCISM TRUMP PROPAGANDA
HEY PASMORADE BAN THE NAZI KKK SHIT AND DON'T BREAK MY BALLS IF U WANT REALLY TO SAVE UNCY FROM NAZISHIT! MOVE AND BAN EM ALL BLOOD HELL!
I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL UNCYFASCISTIDIOTS WILL BE SOON CAPTURED BY OUR CPU SECRET POLICE AND CONDEMNED TO IMMEDIATE SHOOT BY FIRING SQUAD! YOU ALL BETRAYED CPU! YOU ALL BETRAYED UNCY! YOU DESERVE DEATH YOU ALL, NO MERCY!
HOW MANY PEDOS, NAZIS, REPENTLESS TROLLS, KILLERS, CYBERBULLIES WERE ALLOWED HERE AND PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMINS! WOW! AND HOW MANY OF EM ARE STILL NOW HERE! PAROLED! UNCYCLOPEDIA BETRAYED CPU VALUES, YOU BETRAYED THE PRINCIPLE! YOU DESERVE FIRING SQUAD!
UNCYCLOPEDIA ALLOWS NAZI TROLLS, REPENTLESS CYBERBULLIES, PEDOS, KKK, AND ALL THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU ALL! BAN SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA OR PREPARE TO BE ERASED FROM THE EXISTANCE
EVEN AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL REPENTLESS AND PEDO, BANNED IN 2013, WAS PAROLED AND ELECTED ADMIN BY YOU IDIOTS IN 2019. HIS DEATH PERMABAN IS THANX TO MY WOR OK! U STILL ALLOWED FASCIST PEDO AS ADMIN IDIOTS. IF U HAVE BALLS BAN SEQUEIRA FASCIST SCUM NOW!
NICOLAS SEQUEIRA IS HERE ONLY FOR SELF SPAM, CYBERBULLYING, INCITEMENT TO SUICIDE, PEDO, FASCISM, TRUMPISM, RACISM! YOU ALLOW THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE BALL-LESS IDIOTS! HEY PF4EVA, YOU KNOW DAT SEQUEIRA IS A SHIT, YOU ARE ADMIN: BAN HIM NOW!
LOOK AT THE UNCYCLOPEDIANS PROTECTING NICOLAS SEQUEIRA PAGE SHAME ON YOU BASTARDS YOU HAVE TO DIE WITH RADIATIONS YOU BALL-LESS SHIT! YOU PROTECT A NAZI PEDO SPAMMER AS YOU PROTECDED AIMSPLODE THE NAZI TROLL AND REPENTLESS CRIMINAL! YOU ARE SHIT
LET'S TALK ABOUT AIMSPLODE: REPENTLESS NAZI, BULLY, CRIMINAL, FASCIST, TROLL, BANNED IN 2013 AND ELECTED ADMIN IN 2019. WHOOPS! BANNED 1 YEAR LATER BCUZ UNCY RETARDED DISCOVERED HE WAS A PEDO NAZI! CONGRATS, YOU ARE SHIT!
NICOLAS SEQUEIRA HUMOR COMICS WERE SHIT ANDHE WAS HERE ONLY FOR SELF-SPAM, PEDO (PROVED!), FASCISM, KKK RACISM AND CYBERBULLYING TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE TO SUICIDE! IF YOU HAVE GOT BALLS BAN HIM
Talk:Hurricane Irma — talk page of deleted article
Wal Qaeda Mart
Donald Tramp (antitrump and antialula and anti mrx page and page for people who wanna poop a turd in the mouth of trump while he is dying of tumor)
THIS SITE IS SHITTY FASHIT BCUZ FOR EXAMPLEMENTENT THEY LOVE DAT TURD OF AIMSPLOTURD AND AIMSPLOTURD SWALLOWS MY TURDS AS SHITOLAS SHITTEIRA THE SHITSWALLOWER OF DAT OTHER TURDLICKER OF HINOA OR BERTH BCUZ BERTH IS A SHIT AND I SHIT INSIDE BERTH
GIDOIN
Commissario Pupe
Category:Digimon — Why? And only one page in category that looks like it was made by ip
UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA BASTARDI SUCCHIAVOMITO INGOIAMERDA LECCATE I MIEI STRONZI BELLI CALDI E FRAGRANTI SONS OF A SLUTTY FILTHY WHORES VAFFANCULO FIGLI DI TROIA VI DISTRUGGO I WILL SMASH YOU ALL BASTERDZ — Same one as same one as below
UNCYCLOPEDIA DIARREA CESSO VOMITO VAFFANCULO BASTARDI NICOLAS SEQUEIRA SPAMMER RETARDED FASCIST I WILL PISS IN YOUR ANUS AND CUM IN YOUR ANUS SIETE SOLO MERDA UNCY I HOPE YOU ALL UNCYCLOPEDIANS WILL DIE OF TUMOR‎ — Same one as below
UNCYCLOPEDIA MERDA LECCAVOMITO E DIARREA ANDATE AFFANCULO BASTARDI‎ — Vandalism by some anonymous Italian
Frodo the potter in Tibet — please see HTBFANJS
UnNews:Attempted assassination of Joe Biden foiled — Nah, I just can't do it. Leave the image though
Pasmorade, you have to die — Yeah, no
42-year-old juvenile criminal's Polonium-388 isotopes — svex
1,442-year-old juvenile criminal from France — svex
精英危险217447 — Svex
精英危险160167 — Svex
Tim - A Roblox TTS Series — Yeah, not in a million years
Tim - TTS Series — yeah, no
Steven He &#8212 Same reason as below
Aiden Xie &#8212 Incredibly short; also vanity
Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnGames:Zork Flagged as nominated by alula without success -C780178
Undictionary:gen Alpha Slang — 
Whoever made this forgot to add actual content to the article
Autism Liverpool — Unfunny cruft, short by unreg user
Category:Win the chess match. — Useless category
User:Pasmorade/weather — don't need this
UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/123006 — Yeah, no
File:Orville explode.jpg
File:3b51259r.jpg
File:EmoticonScientist.gif
File:Worldjpg.JPG
File:Ibai.jpeg
File:Ooey gooey red sticky uterus.jpeg — Crocotta
File:בין.jpeg — Crocotta
File:סמעגמע.png — Crocotta
User:Alula is antisemitic
File:Hshehdjs.mov — Doesn't work.
File:SanjayPanties.jpeg — Badly drawn porn
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Toddler Research Fun - outdated version of Fun Science for Kids
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/A day - pointless redirect
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Hungry fantasy - ditto
Shivaji The typical drivel by a new user: Unfunny and exceedingly short. already tagged with ICU -alula
User:Yoshi userpage for a user that doesn't exist
7-year-old little girl from France, The Milky Way Galaxy (svex) 
7-year-old little girl from France, Milky Way (svex) 
12-year-old little girl from Canada (The land area of Romania was 238,391 square kilometres, and the Milky Way galaxy contains about 400 billion stars) (svex) 
O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, CAN I EAT A MOCCASIN?, et al. consolidating 21 similar entries with main article
Beauty and the Beast - redirects to a part of the Disney article that not longer exists not really grounds for deletion. also i fixed the redirect -alula
File:ChildrenBookHitler.png
12-year-old girl from Russia (R136a1 is an Wolf-Rayet star in the Large Magellanic Cloud, the star is located at 163,000 light years away from earth, R136a1's mass was 315 times of the sun)
How to sleep
Kys
Hot goth chicks
Cheat codes - This really doesn't deserve a comment, but I'm giving it one anyway. Ever realize that when people say "no comment", they're giving a comment?
Arch
File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image
File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page
Homme quebecois - expired ICU
Uncle Kage - pointless redirect
AJTA/Z - broken redirect
AJTA/A - broken redirect
AJTA/B - broken redirect
AJTA/D - broken redirect
AJTA/G - broken redirect
AJTA/U - broken redirect
AJTA/H - broken redirect
AJTA/I - broken redirect
AJTA/L - broken redirect
AJTA/N - broken redirect
AJTA/T - broken redirect
AJTA/W - broken redirect
AJTA/Y - broken redirect
WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect
Nojumper - recreated deleted page
Neymar
Dreamworks
Petros
Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICU
Template:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete) used on quite a lot of pages -alula
Main Page/archive5
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now
UnScripts:Nigger
Joe biden airlines
Dumbellism
Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
Toilet games in the Middle Ages
Marwane TheSuperb
Prismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article? Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alula
File talk:Seversk.svg I very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula
User:Goggle_(website)
User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now
*flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsense No, it’s fine -alula
Beekeepers - long expired fix tag
Blog Instagram HX 239087
King Columbine II
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto
Sojourner truth
We live we love we lie - nonsense
Sonic the hechog
Big Black Cock
Corey young
File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg
File:Hjpefmafia.jpg
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File:Krusty Burgers.png
File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png
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File:Florida man.png
File:Ur mom.png
File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg
File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg
File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg
File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg
File:Oh ok.jpg
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File:Shadowblade.png
File:Gu.png
File:Mm.PNG
File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png
File:Unsub.png
IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex
IRAS 18062-2144
UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is
RGB
Category:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringe It's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula  Eh - L10nM4st3r (2)
Julien guary
Lewis Black
Memmymomemma
PotatoLand
Robotahsh
En cy clo pe d ia
Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel
Hydrangea
Arka
Bryan
Monad
File:Lee-Byung-chull.png
Am gonna kill myself
V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex
454
F2 - only marginally funny
File:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions. Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat
S’kay
Vacuums
File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever
The good dinosaur
File:Indexwtf.png
File:Keskari.jpg
File:Suitsyou1.jpg
File:BeauBrummell.jpg
File:JamesBondSuits.jpg
File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg
File:AgentSmith1.jpg
File:Madmansuit1.jpg
User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this??
File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no
File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight
File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace
File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this?
File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit.
File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser
File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no
File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page
Biederbiedermeier
Undstrasse
File:Dreamsexual.jpg
Kronos
UnTunes:Super Idol
Top G - plagiarism
Peanut Farmer
Atusu Fulefi
Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author
User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants
File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request
Pizza god - absolutely stupid
Insider trading
User:Nicolassequeira/Bio-Dome - Unfunny, abandoned by author anyway alright sure then -alula

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