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Background information
Joseph Stalin is considered by many to be the sexiest and handsomest man who ever lived. I mean, just look at him.
Is Stalin handsome?
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Yes
Obviously. The mustache. Enough said.
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No
He looks like Mario.
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Is stalin the handsomest man who ever lived?
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Yes
I was going to say Friedrich Nietzsche, but then I remembered that I hated the movie, When Nietzsche Wept.
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No
Are you kidding me? What about Rock Hudson or George Clooney? Elon Musk?
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Verdict
No, he is not. Shave his mustache, you'll see.
Chronarion for the win.