Hello, my friend, and welcome to Dungeons Incorporated
. We're so very glad you could join our tour on this fine day... I am Peter M. Piranha - you can call me Petey, and I'm the "Boss
" of this wing of the company, otherwise known as "The Forest Temple
"... We here at Dungeons Incorporated have one goal: to please you, the customer. Now, if you'll follow us this way... and try not to step into the bear trap on your right - it's reserved for any green man-dress wearing blonde elves
that happen to stop by... And now, to begin the tour...
First, You May Want To Know A Little About Me
I am Peter Piranha, as I mentioned before... Some of my closer "pals" like to call me Petey Piranha... I began life as a mere seed, and after 4 years of Carnivorous Plant Studies at Photosynthisis University, I majored in Plumber Killing. When I was approached by a man who wished for me to address him as Bowser, I was offered a position of being the "Boss" of this dungeon you see here... (more...)