That time I got pushed into bananas during my sojourn in Mario Kart

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking banana was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

racing on Mario Kart, doing my Toad thing with the racing shit and the Argos, right? Like, Super Mario Brothers badass shit.

and Bowser

bursts out of the tracks, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mama Luigi, he throws a banana at me.

And I get pushed.

The world's a bitch.

I spin out. I make the whoo-whooo-whooooo-whooooooooo-whoooooooooooo sound.

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. I really got pushed into bananas.

See also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• Murphy's Law
• Pessimism