That time I got pushed into bananas during my sojourn in Mario Kart

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking banana was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

racing on Mario Kart, doing my Toad thing with the racing shit and the Argos, right? Like, Super Mario Brothers badass shit.

and Bowser[edit | edit source]

bursts out of the tracks, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mama Luigi, he throws a banana at me.

And I get pushed.[edit | edit source]

The world's a bitch.

I spin out. I make the whoo-whooo-whooooo-whooooooooo-whoooooooooooo sound.

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. I really got pushed into bananas.

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