That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

vacationing in the fucking dinosaur world, doing my Luigi thing with the Mesozoic shit and the cavepeople, right? Like, plumber badass shit.

and this fucking fire sumo[edit | edit source]

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mario, he makes a sumoline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]

knife and scream like a little girl, and it rips the earth asunder. I fell for hours, with nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon, but it tries to impregnate me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major unwanted bastard offspring and a severe case of abdominal striae.

No, seriously. It fucking impregnated me.

See Also[edit | edit source]

SUPER MARIO STUFF
Protagonists

Mario • Princess Peach • Toad • Yoshi

Antagonists

Bowser • Cheep Cheep • Donkey Kong • Giant enemy plant • Goomba • Koopalings • Koopa Troopa • Mario's Head • Wario

Luigis

Gay Luigi • Mama Luigi (Luigi's sojourn) • Waluigi • Weegee

Locations

Donkey Kong Island • Mushroom Kingdom • Another Castle® • Wah State

Games

Mario Party • Super Mario Bros. • Super Mario World • Mario Kart • Paper Mario

Whatnot

Captain Lou Albano • Gaius Marius • Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) • That time I got pushed into bananas during my sojourn in Mario Kart • Magic mushroom • Mariology • Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape • The Mushroom Kingdom (band) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie • Luigi apprehended for shooting CEO • Mario Portal

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Preggers and Preggos
Overview

Pregnancy - Birth - Birth control - Ovum - Portal

People

Jamie Lynn Spears - Mama Luigi (Sojourn) - Gay Luigi -The Phantom Fetus
Preggobear - Preggos - Supergirl

Abortion

Abortion - Antbortion - Baby farming - Planned Parenthood
Uncle John's Fetus Burgers & Abortion Clinic

Newts

Newt gestation - Newt wizards - iCarly (Sojourn) - My Little Womb Newt - Newtis Newtfield

Literature

HowTo:Deliver a Baby - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus
UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook - HowTo:Cook A Fetus

UnNews

Woman Gives Birth to Weasel - Interview with an amateur abortionist
Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant

Related Topics

Born again - Mpreg - Vore

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