It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was
vacationing in the fucking dinosaur world, doing my Luigi thing with the Mesozoic shit and the cavepeople, right? Like, plumber badass shit.
and this fucking fire sumo
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mario, he makes a sumoline straight for me.
so I pulled out my
knife and scream like a little girl, and it rips the earth asunder. I fell for hours, with nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon, but it tries to impregnate me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major unwanted bastard offspring and a severe case of abdominal striae.
No, seriously. It fucking impregnated me.