That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly
So there I was[edit | edit source]
and this fucking newt[edit | edit source]
bursts onto the set, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the cast, he makes a newtline straight for me.
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
hammer and beat the shit out of the thing, and it crawls inside my uterus! WTF?
I barely got away with a massive bulging abdomen and a severed brachialis cervix.
No, seriously. It really entered my uterus.