That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing is huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

working of the set of iCarly, doing my Miranda Cosgrove thing with the obnoxious teen sitcoms shit and the rest of the iCarly cast, right? Like, Nickelodeon badass shit.

and this fucking newt[edit | edit source]

bursts onto the set, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the cast, he makes a newtline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]

hammer and beat the shit out of the thing, and it crawls inside my uterus! WTF?

I barely got away with a massive bulging abdomen and a severed brachialis cervix.

No, seriously. It really entered my uterus.

See also[edit | edit source]

--- Pregnancy Guide ---
Overview Pregnancy - Birth - Abortion - Ovum - Pregnancy Portal
People Jamie Lynn Spears - Mama Luigi (Sojourn) - Gay Luigi -The Phantom Fetus
Preggobear - Preggos - Supergirl
Abortion Abortion - Antbortion - Baby farming - Planned Parenthood
Uncle John's Fetus Burgers & Abortion Clinic
Newts Newt gestation - Newt wizards - Miranda Cosgrove (Sojourn) - My Little Womb Newt - Newtis Newtfield
Literature HowTo:Deliver a Baby - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus
UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook - HowTo:Cook A Fetus
UnNews Woman Gives Birth to Weasel - Interview with an amateur abortionist
Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant
Related Topics Born again - Mpreg - Vore
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