Nickelodeon (also known as Nick) is a cable television channel that was once dedicated to surreal, grotesque programs aimed at children ages 4–12, up until they decide to switch to MTV. In the 1990s and early-mid 2000s, the channel churned out nostalgic cult classics such as All That, Kenan & Kel, Rugrats, Doug, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold!, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and SpongeBob SquarePants seasons 1–3.
However, since around the mid-2000s, numerous fans believe the network has undergone a significant decline in quality. Following a management shakeup, several of Nick's older shows were cancelled, mediocre newer ones replaced them, the famous Nickelodeon Studios was closed down, and the network sacked the "-elodeon" from its name to appeal to a "hip" new generation.
For over a decade at this point, nostalgic fans on Facebook, Twitter, and Buzzfeed have griped time and time again about Nickelodeon's alleged slide. Still, Viacom argues that the proof is in the pudding, and the niche that they sought — teen sitcoms with interracial cuckold themes — has translated into greater sales of advertising.
1979–90: Early years
Nick was initially launched in 1977 as Pinwheel, but changed its name to Nickelodeon in 1979. Geraldine Laybourne, the owner, founder, CEO, president, manager, and pseudo-goddess of the network, decided to import some low-quality Canadian and British kids' shows and air them on the channel, at no expense.
One such show was the hip, irreverent, and groundbreaking sketch-comedy You Can't Do That on Television. The show starred such iconic people and characters as Les Lye, Christine "Moose" McGlade, Ronald Reagan, and Barth. One of the show's trademarks was somebody getting slimed after replying "I don't know!" Slime was a staple of Nick for a while, but currently only appears in the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
Throughout the '80s, Nick stole more programming like Danger Mouse, The Tomorrow People, The Yesterday People, and the Stanley Kubrick movie A Clockwork Orange starring Malcolm McDowell. However, the respective copyright owners of these programs sued the network for copyright and trademark infringement and won big time, leaving Nick with nothing on their schedule in those time slots.
They decided to save time by rerunning YCDTOTV over and over again, while in the meantime producing their own original series. The first one was the Marc Summers game show, Double Dare, which premiered in 1986. The show was an instant hit with critics and audiences across the country and helped put Nickelodeon on the map. Other shows produced during this time included What The Hell Does This Kid Do?, Kids Court, the highly-controversial Kid Nation, A Clockwork Orange: The Series, Eureeka's Castle, Finders Keepers, and the short-lived Super Sentai parody dub, Dynaman.
Nick then sought to appeal to cowboys with the late '80s comedy series Hey Dude. It became expensive to produce these shows, so they were all immediately canceled as soon as the network opened their own studio in 1991.
1991–97: Golden Age
The 1990s saw a noticeable shakeup for Nickelodeon. First, they opened up Nickelodeon Studios in the summer of 1991, where Nick would produce their live-action shows. Second, they eliminated 90% of infomercials and subliminal messages on the channel. Third, they began to produce their own original animated series called "Nicktoons" (a parody of Cartoon Network's "Cartoon Cartoons"): cartoons with spunk and attitude.
The original three Nicktoons were: Doug, about a socially deficient tween boy; The Ren & Stimpy Show, a famous piece of anarchist propaganda; and Rugrats, which made millions of dollars for the channel and became their most reliable cash cow for the next 13 years. The writers of Nicktoons were children, forced to work to death à la the Industrial Revolution. They were a huge hit for the channel, and hypnotized millions of viewers never to stop watching TV.
The first show to be taped at Nickelodeon Studios was the game show Get the Picture, hosted by Anthony Hopkins, in which two teams had to guess pictures to win points. The show was short-lived, so the network decided to pour their money into more live-action such as Salute Your Shorts, Fifteen, Nick News, and Baywatch, all of which had varying degrees of success. Nick wanted to see their empire reach a teenage audience, so in 1996, they launched Kenan & Kel, which gained a cult following among orange soda drinkers.
As the Golden Age of Nick marched on, more Nicktoons were introduced such as Rocko's Modern Life, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Hey Arnold!, and The Angry Beavers, each one less strange and more conventional than the last.
1998–2006: Silver Age
In 1998, Laybourne resigned and was replaced by Herb Scannell. Under the watch of this Puerto Rican man, some fans believe the network started its decline, as numerous classic shows were cancelled and replaced with mediocre ones such as The Wild Thornberries, Rocket Power, and CatDog, most of which placed an emphasis on crude animation. They ended the '90s by launcing their secret weapon, SpongeBob SquarePants, a highly addictive series with many jokes understandable by teens and adults.
Following the turn of new millennium, Scannell launched two very addictive and dangerous Nicktoons: The Fairly OddParents and Invader Zim. These two series are considered to be some of the good shows aired on the channel, though the latter was later cancelled since kids were actually enjoying it.
In 2004, Nick released The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It was originally intended to close the book on the show, but Nick saw what a huge success SpongeBob was and decided to renew it for more seasons, this time without the original creator. Fans consider these newer seasons to be widely inferior to the earlier ones.
In 2005, Nickelodeon Studios was closed down because rat poison was accidently dumped into the cafeteria beef stew.
2006–present: Bronze Age
In 2006, Scannell resigned from his post, being replaced by Cyma Zarghami as president of Nick. After a government investigation and expired copyrights, she ordered most classic Nick shows to be removed from the schedule, replaced with tweencoms and endless reruns of SpongeBob.
By 2016, Nickelodeon has essentially morphed into a wannabe Disney Channel, only with much more cuckolding-related subliminal messages. Nostalgic manbabies can cry if they want, but the niche that Cyma sought — softcore pornography with teen girls, usually directed by Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider — has proved to be a ratings success.
Saturday Night Nickelodeon (SNICK) was a two-hour block of cheesy-yet-addictive sitcoms that aired on Saturday nights from 1992 to 2004. It was hosted by teenagers who sat on a Big
Comfy Orange Couch. This block has since become legendary and influential to other sketch comedy programs, including Saturday Night Live.
Nick at Nite
Nick at Nite is a programming block launched in 1985 as a place to dump off classic shows. Nostalgic viewers longing for a time when women stayed in the kitchen and minorities weren't allowed on golf courses flocked to the network to view these shows. Older viewers today still flock to it because it means a chance to watch something other than SpongeBob for the 20th time in one day.
The Splat (formerly The 90s Are All That) is a block on TeenNick consisting of nostalgic '90s Nick shows, despite teenagers being too young to remember any of said shows. In 2015, it was retitled The Splat so it could include almost-nostalgic shows from the early 2000s such as As Told By Ginger and All Grown Up!, much to the dismay of viewers over 28.
Nicktoons have almost always been characterized by characters with less than that of an ape intelligence and distort the human figure in their animated series, resulting in psychological trauma children about the identity and personality of their own. It is believed that make drawing competitions before releasing a series, and the worst drawing, or the deformed, is what keeps the misfortune of representing the series (true).
Nicktoons characters often have: square heads or American football heads, fat/huge rear legs, floating eyebrows, noses full of snot, 4 or 3 fingers on each hand, collars inspired by a wasp waist, giant brains, arrows in the head, and skin colors that can only be explained if human cells have chloroplasts.
- Most of the characters from these shows did not even receive the pensions they were promised.
- Which is now owned by Viacom.
- A given, since this was the dawn of grunge and whatnot.