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Rio Pacheco, the Man du Jour

This is Duran Duran's favorite song to sing on karaoke night at Dave Chappelle's house.


Watching a cartoon now, babe, you're a man with purple hair

But you're not gay, cool, I'm not sure why I would care

When I went to the toy store, there up on the shelf

You know he kind of looks like Ken

I put back my GI Joe and I bought him there and then

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Oh good, you brought an overnight bag.

I popped in a VHS with my new toy by my side

Six hours watching Jem reruns, he is my fantasy

All he really needs is a new hairstyle

That Glitter 'n Gold tuxedo always makes me smile

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More than just a purple-haired Ken doll.

Hey now, wooh, season three, he just saved that girl that almost drowned

At the end of the show, you already know

I'm going to be at home, with him, in bed

Me and my hand, 'cause Rio's better than dating on Tinder

He looks like his picture

And either way I gotta buy my own dinner

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