Rugrats
Rugrats is an animated children's television series based on the average life of your typical infant. It was once the most popular show on Nickelodeon, but has since been superseded by the impossible-to-kill SpongeBob SquarePants.
Main Characters[edit | edit source]
The show revolves around five pre-teen children, three boys and two girls and their parents, oh and Grandpa and Spike the Dog.
Babies[edit | edit source]
Tommy - The main protagonist is the fearless brave leader Thomas "Awfully Bold" Pickles. He is simple called by Tommy and only Tommy to strike fear into his many enemies hearts.
Chuckie - The biggest ginger pussy and often clumsy two year old toddler Chuckie Finster. Chuckie is a common part of a Clown rape and scary geeses. He is also Tommy's sidekick or best friend, but more than likely gay partner.
Phil and Lil - The twins Phil and Lil, who are called by that only with no real surname. These two made the dramatic discovery that mud and bugs can be an important food source in extreme cases. They taught Bear Grylls to drink piss.
Angelica - The cool kid Angelica Pickles, although some skeptics call her a "bully" or a "nasty piece of work". Angelica is simply showing the babies their correct place in society as worthless pieces of shit. She always carried around her doll Cynthia. After the series ended, Cynthia was left in a storage room at Nickelodeon for a while, after which she was sold to a collector, albeit a bit worse for wear.
Suzzie - Upon receiving complains that Rugrats was racist in that it only portrayed the life of white people. The producers came to the conclusion throwing a little black girl into the mix was the only real solution, thus we now have Suzzie.
Dil - The shark jumper. Dil is Tommy's younger brother. He is unable to speak to the babies, but is able to garble words together. He likes to chew and drool on people and things. He also enjoys hitting Tommy in the head with various objects, most notably his rattle. Dil was introduced in the first Rugrats movie after his birth.
Kimi - Chuckie's Asian sister, and the other shark jumper. Basically Tommy in drag with squinty eyes and bad "engrish".
Adults[edit | edit source]
Stuart - Often abbreviated to just Stu is the embarrassing father and inventor of the piece. Stu is Tommy and Dil's "daddy" as he is called by the babies. Stu covers all the perks of a regular dad including: Lüsing you in the local forest, building a giant robotic dinosaur and getting you shipwrecked on a deserted island. Before becoming a father, he was a psychopathic serial killer. Then he killed Chase and his family before finally finding peace. And not to mention in one episode where they all went to movie theaters, stu on other hands is too damn busy to watch movies while he lefts his own child wanders off to random places likes stores, takeout place, and even strangers in their own house without adult supervision. UPDATE: Jan 22, 2020
Deedy' - Deedy (also called Deed or some horrible long name in some foreign language) is the mother of Tommy and Dil and lucky wife, of Stu Pickles.(However, she really was cheating on him and creating pornographies with Charles.) Deedy is a unemployed and "cares" for the babies at home.
Drew - Drew is the brother of Stuart and father of Angelica. He is well known for his typical brotherly relationship with Stuart and Strict policy of no bullying the babies with his daughter. He is also an internet meme and is the Founder of the Barney Bunch. He is voiced by Microsoft Sam.
Charlotte - Your typical busy working mom. Charlotte is simply renowned even by the characters as having no life. She is so dedicated to her work and that mysterious "Johnathon" fellow that she probably couldn't give you her daughters name if you asked, many speculate she is having an affair with Johnathon. and she is too busy on her ohone rather than pay attention her bratty daughter. According to the Barney Bunch, she is really Barney the Dinosaur in disguise.
Howard - Howard (typically called Howwy) is quite literally the durp-brain of this whole fucking circus. One time the babies stole his belt whilst he was conducting "baby" watch sleeping, another time he nearly got eaten by a circus lion. Howard is really a gay man who was dared to have sex with the token lesbian, Betty just to see if the twins would be born healthy.
Betty - Betty is Howards wife and the twins mother. She is fat. She is also the show's token lesbian.
Charles - Also called Chad, "Chaz,", "Chase", "Cheese", or Jad during his brief relationship to Coco Labouche. He's the piondexter of the whole group and would be socially isolated from even the geekiest of geeks. He cheated on Coco with Deedy. Charles wanted love for a very long time and finally found her woman when he visited Paris. Then he was killed by Stu after it was discovered he was still cheating with us wife.
Kerra - Is a Japanese woman married to Charles, she is Kimi's mother and Chuckie's new mommy that he craved for so long. Very bland.
Others[edit | edit source]
Spike - Spike is the babies dog. He possess all the regular perks of your average dog, including the ability to fight large wolves and make rap songs against angry leopards.
Grandpa - Like every single animated sitcom, The Rugrats also has your friendly neighborhood senile old man. Grandpa (Lou Pickles} is Steward Pickles father. He is renowned for being the family nuisance because he has no real home to go to.
Lou Lou - Lou Lou is Lou Pickles wife, well actually his second wife. Lou and Lou Lou have been happily married for the few short years they have known each other. She is apparently a fantastic ballroom dancer.
Plot lines and setting[edit | edit source]
The plot lines of the Rugrats are that of your typical '90s Nickelodeon cartoon. Extremely predictable same old, same old story lines topped up with content that is actually family friendly, I mean where's the fun in that??? Thankfully Youtube, Newgrounds, The Barney Bunch, Speakonia and YTMND has since corrupted the cartoon creating content which is beyond highbrow.
"Carpet Freaks"[edit | edit source]
In the later seasons of the Rugrats, the creators felt that it was losing its edge and the show was slowly declining in viewership. As a result, they decided to revamp the series with a new title and a few changes. It became known as "Carpet Freaks", with new title cards even being added to old episodes to reflect this change. One of the most controversial decisions was removing the creatures known as Phil and Lil. Many fans of the show have theorized that the ruffian known as Big Binky may have been responsible for the disappearance of our beloved. However, this was disproved when the showrunner, Thelonious Brandon, revealed that a "rhinoceros incident" was in fact the cause. The changes were universally hated by the audience and fans of the show, especially the changes regarding Phil and Lil and the quiet screams added to old episodes. Nonetheless, the show ran for twelve additional season and four Martin Luther King day specials before its cancellation on the year of our lord, 2001. After it was taken off the air, all memories of the show were removed using Nickelodeon's famous slime technology. The "Carpet Freaks" episodes only came to light after being found on famous diplomat Osama Bin Laden's hard drive, dubbed in Arabic and featuring added scenes of Tommy Pickles proclaiming "Death to America." There also includes lost storyboards for a considered Angelica subplot where she attempts to resurrect Phil and Lil. This was decidedly cut as it was considered too silly and unfitting for the gritty, realistic tone envisioned by Thelonious.
Movies[edit | edit source]
The first movie - Alright this is where everything begins, so pay attention. They somehow through the assistance of a swift kick, stealing a fucking doll, end up lost in the forest. Despite the handicap of being barely able to walk and talk, they all somehow survive. Even against: Drowning, an evil wolf, starvation and a falling tree.
They go to France - *yawn" shit is really going on now, as if being lost in the forest isn't bad enough, the babies find themselves most in a strange and highly scary world full of frogs, surrender and highbrow sex scenes. This will be there greatest challenge yet. They even find themselves in control of a 30 foot high robotic dinosaur.
Spoilers, Chad marries Kerra!!! OH BOY!!!
Crossover crisis? - Yes predictably by the third movie, when the producers are clearly running next to zero on ideas for the new movie, they resort to the highly cliched, cross over. Where by characters from another innocent nickelodeon cartoon, are humiliated and corrupted through meeting those they should never meet.
On a side note the movie sucked, I mean really a talking dog??? like come on??
See also[edit | edit source]
- Nickelodeon the only program that that has rerun of spongebob.
- Phineas and Ferb
- Spongebob Squarepants nickelodeon cashcow money making whore.
- South Park
- The Simpsons your typical family tv show that own by fox.