That episode I was raped by a panda during my sojourn in the Springfield Zoo
Dude, that fucking thing was huge and he violated me. D'oh!
So there I was[edit | edit source]
at the Springfield Zoo dressed up as a female panda, doing the Lindy Hop for the kids and entertaining Mr. Burns and shit, right? Like, real prank money shit.
and this fucking panda[edit | edit source]
so I call out[edit | edit source]
to Mr. Burns for help, but he just laughs! Like WTF?
So I run away, trip, fall on a rock with my panda ass up in the air, making Ping-Ping think I was 'presenting'. Mr. Burns just fucking laughed the entire time as that horny panda dragged me back into his cave.
I barely got away without reeking of panda love and a severed dignity.
No, seriously. Ping-Ping raped me. : (